/ptg/ President Trump General - Think of The Animals! Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs NDAA 2018 12/12/17
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>AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen briefing on MS13 12/12/17
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>SoS T-Rex @Atlantic Council 12/12/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Dir USCIS Cissna) 12/12/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/12/17
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>WH Video: FlotUS Melania visits Children's Natl 12/12/17
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>WH Video: Christmas @VP's Home 12/12/17
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>WH Video: First Family hosts Hannukah Reception 12/12/17
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>Pres Trump signs order taking us back to the moon and beyond 12/11/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Res 2391 (G5 Sahel Vote) 12/11/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 12/11/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #20 (Lara) 12/11/17
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>WH Video: Soon, Christmas @VP residence 12/11/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #43 (her name was Kate) 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump/HUDSec "Sleepy" Carson arrive in WPalm Beach FL 12/7/17
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>Pres Trump tours MS Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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>Pres Trump speech @opening for Civil Rights Museum 12/9/17
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MAGA

SUPER AGENT JAMES BOND OF THE FBI

Don't worry, in the midterms the Democrats will have millions upon millions of false accusations of everything from pedophilia to murder ready to roll out against idiotic white Republicans who will never suggest just killing the Jews and the media frauds they own to restore civility and regard for the truth to the electoral process.

fucking BASED

Brilliance like this gave us Senator Moore.

anybody that uses a filter is a massive faggot

>I can't smoke weed
>In my own fucking home
WTF, remove this cunt already

Of course this is hypothetical, but if Republicans were to lose both the House and Senate would those faggot Democrats actually impeach Trump since he's mean?

GET THE FUCKING JEW! JIM!

Interesting. Mo Brooks has prostate cancer and will get treatment. Says losing the primary likely saved his life.

the optimist in me says that the Republicans got woke up
like getting your ass kicked in the first quarter

filtered

Yeah dude, bribery isn't how this country should operate. What's so hard to understand?

JIM JORDAN COMING IN HOT

How have threads been most of the morning?

@153128494
>never suggest just killing the Jews and the media frauds they own to restore civility and regard for the truth to the electoral process.
Fuck off, /leftycripple/.

> criminal tries to bribe elected officials
> get arrested
This is a bad thing in the mind of this user

Still should have been him or Strange

Reminder that I am still baking. There will be no threads to recycle

Should have gone with Strange

Enough with the marijuaana bashing. Jackson would be ashamed of what you Americans have become, nothing but useful idiots for the DEA and other deep state federal agencies.

How does his face make you feel?

>le god works in mysterious ways
giving people cancer IS pretty mysterious, desu

>pic
Why would the wall affect bats? They can fucking fly!

> But know what's hard? Predicting the results in advance, ala me
As we talked before you’re just less wrong in the prediction given that you predicted a > 2% margin of victory that didn’t come.
But not only me but many other anons highlighted this exact fact, that Bannon involvement turned this election into a civil war and the possibility of having it backfire was there.

HERE COMES JEFFY YEN AGAIN
WITH THE WAR ON DRUGS
HE’S A RECUSAL MACHINE
HE’S GOING TO KEK TO DNC

IM WORTH A MILLION RECUSALS

iktf but I am also a realist and am waiting to see when we get there. All the wake up calls dont mean shit if you dont push for momentum

It's ok, boys. Better to have a liberal Democrat in the Senate than a fucking RINO like Luther Strange who never voted against Trump. There are more Moores all over the country to run against GOP incumbents. Stay tuned for more from le epic puppetmaster! The establishment will tremble!

If you allow a woman to deceive you, you deserve your fate

That's operating under the assumption that Republicans want to win and don't just want to go back to being the token minority party

They didn't. They went right to sleep, actually. The Jews and their NGOs and media corporations successfully won another election because no one was willing to stop them and they'll keep right on doing it as long as everyone is stupid enough to think elections are how we get out of this situation.

Bribery is bribery and illegal, but there are already many, many, dispensaries in Michigan

Yes.

Just like how Mooch managed to save his marriage after getting sacked by Kelly.

Sometimes, a loss just happens for a reason. Just try to really make something of that second chance you'll be getting, okay?

>Mid terms come
>First Wave of Gen Z can vote
>Mostly Millennials now have a Rival
>Go red
>Gen Z madness ensues


Why are you crying?

terrible. haven't gotten a single (you).
drumph is finished.

That is correct answer. One thing jew is afraid in this life more than anything else - being exposed.

>DNC bribes Mueller
>oh well. Justice is blind

>weed bribes
>full force of the law

What a goofy faggot

Uh-Oh, looks like the fun police is here
Can't even smoke a fucking plant anymore, is that it?

50%+ of gen Z are shitskins bro, get fucked

And she deserves hers as well.

Eye for an eye.

>1.5 to 2.0%, so completely wrong
>the absolute state of goalpost moving

Bats can fly over a wall.

After an establishment Republican lost in Virginia and a Bannonite Republican loses in Alabama it better fucking dawn on them that they need to figure out a way to work together or else 2018 will be a slaughter.

I am optimistic too because both sides should know they will lose if they don't figure it out.

Trump knew. Trump knew. Strange was the right choice.

Never

Doubt

Trump.

Again, opening a civil war against the GOP using a peculiar candidate (instead of one above any reproach) was his undoing. Flawless victory, didn’t even get a hit.

(you)

You would maybe get more if you were helpful and interesting.

Want Civil war? Try ousting Trump!

All hat, no cattle. Empty barrel. Didn't get a soundbite out of Sessions or Rosenstein. Lightweight.

>doubting Trump
Why didn't you listen?

what the fuck? yt videos dont load for me anymore. did yt dieded? I still have 250 mbs download speed

how can I watch my MAGA vids now

...

Here is your, (You), shill.
Now go off, go, get out of here.

I love when they put up Trump tweets in these hearings haha

>muh sessions
>muh coal burners
>muh young educated whites who still favored Moore by 25% - 35%
All the shills and ZOG bots don’t seem to realize rural and poor white people will never vote and turnout for a republican like they would or will Trump the ZOG emperor himself

>/ptg/ finds out they aren't impervious to the Trump curse
Should have voted for Strange. Trump curse has no allegiance but Trump.

Rosenstein did admit Stroke was biased. Look at the tape

Mo Brooks 2020 arc?!

@foxandfriends

fucking kek. he loves them it's beautiful

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Other bribary cases get prosecuted, you just have a warped view about the matter and don't wish the law to ever be executed if it has anything to do with dudeweed, even if it is a clear cut case of bribary.

As in they cannot take the risk that trump wins and they would do something themselves to stop it

>denying your demographics
>calling me a shill
its your fate at this point ese

t. written pre-today

>marijuana

rosenstein is getting grilled but he is just weaseling out of any accountability.

*blocks tax bills path*

Potheads elected Justin Trudeau. Your argument is invalid

>call Republican candidate a pedo
>tell your supporters to write-in
>have your Fox News cronies sell it to the Boomers
>stump for a Dem
>still barely beat a pedo
You celebrate this?

>Uh-Oh, looks like the fun police is here
>Can't even smoke a fucking plant anymore
I'm a legal grower, it's a lot of fun.

Agreed! The fact we shot Moore down proves that Moore is bad.

>t. Turtleman

Sadly it looks like the establishment has swallowed President Trump. We'll have to run a child murderer who eats puppies to defeat the establishment. There may be stronger candidates but we have to find the most outrageous ones available, just to own those libs and RINO cucks. #MAGA

Trump's the one with the time machine.
Knew that Brooks had cancer.
Knew that Moore would lose.
Why didn't you vote Strange?

so what are the odds there's a good tax bill on trump's desk by christmas (12 days)? i don't feel hopeful.

>nails
why do women think this is attractive? it just makes them look like witches

> Just like how Mooch managed to save his marriage after getting sacked by Kelly
I was genuinely happy for him, he seemed miserable about the perspective of losing his wife that had just gave birth to his son.
That said he didn’t got her back after he got fired, he got her back **because** he left the admin. You don’t take a full time 24/7 villain of the country job and keep your newly wed wife and kids unless they’re into it as well (see Mnuchin).

He'll survive it and beat Doug Jones in three years

NOT FIT TO CLEAN TOILETS

NOT FIT TO LICK SHOES

LAME DUCK LESS THAN A YEAR IN

YOUR TIME IS UP, WE'RE TAKING AMERICA BACK, AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR FASCISTS AND BIGOTS LIKE YOU

ARE YOU TIRED OF LOSING YET?

I didn't, I defended Strange despite the attacks on him. He wasn't perfect but he wasn't a McCain or Flake, yet fucking Bannon shills kept spewing garbage.

Hmmmmm

45%.

You're just saying that since you know Gen Z is going to take over.
All you can do is le 1% and shill.

Oh man, this is gonna be fun

There's not any matter of lacking accountability that I see, senate hearings are for the cameras and constituents to make them think they are doing things.

Bribery was the crime, people should get arrested for bribing public officials and you guys smoking weed shouldn't make you want that to not happen.

Pretty sure Schumer is supposed to hold a conference to talk about stalling the bill, not sure when

HABBENING

Desu I thought Trump had talks with Bannon to not challenge some subsequent to that report.

>I'm a legal grower, it's a lot of fun.
It's grown by the hectare around me.

Yes, the leaders. What about the actual members?

considering the speed of the senate in general... 1%

>newfag thinks anyone with an opposing opinion is a shill
sounds pretty desperate, you deserve whats coming, pendejo

>and don't wish the law to ever be executed if it has anything to do with dudeweed
And you don’t wish the law to ever be executed if it has anything to do with uniparty corruption.

I agree. Aggressively going after weed is a winning strategy for the future. We True Conservatives know how to win. Just ask McCain and Romney!

OH NO

WE WUZ KANGZ OF BEL AIR

define "good"
the big GOP donors are livid, and it is McConnell's ass if he doesn't deliver
McConnell only has until sometime in January when Jones is seated to get the tax bill passed

MCCAIN WILL RESIGN ON MONDAY AND NEW MEXICO WILL ELECT A DEM, YOUR TIME IS OVER

BUHBYE

*leans in*
>WRONG

>Why didn't you vote Strange?
Because people are trying to fight GOPe and Dems at the same time. Only things on the end of that road is a tree, chair and rope.

It doesn’t matter. Sessions bows to Rosenkike

Lyndsey Graham would probably have noticed it during his initiation.