Why be a little girl when you can be a hot guy?

Why be a little girl when you can be a hot guy?

Blank self inserts are so boring, guess it beats me and chibi/SD though

because /u/ is the purest form of love

not interested

Hot guys can't wear cute dresses.

But I want to be a loli futanari with a package like a grown man's arm

Forgetting to off your swag before sleeping might be tedious for some people

Why be a hot guy when you can be the one fucking him?

Hot guys don't get head pats.

I agree. Being a little girl is fucking shit. They always expect you to do well at everything and you always have to do a lot of shit to maintain your good looks. Hot guys can just chill and receive sex always when they want.

This guy gets it. Why be hot when you can be cute and get all the headpats you want?

If I get too handsome, I might end up face down on the bottom

Why not combine the best aspects of both and be a cute little boy?

Because nothing can cure my autism, but if I was a smol girl, it'd be cute.

I'd rather be a loli and fuck cute guys.

Sorry for engrish, but I must share my opinion:
Because nerds thinks that be a cute girl is easier than be a hot guy (displeasure with the social role). And also it can be result of lack of attention (animu girls are sooo vulnerable, always gets attention, protection). And maybe because of inner weakness.
Btw, 2 years ago I started working on myself, so now I'm hot, smart (and still don't know english), I have pretty face, well-trained body, girlfriend, comfortable place in society...and I still want to be a loli. Fuck. FUCK!

Pretty sure they can

Yeah, but they have to shave their chests.

And probably the rest of the body.
What is the problem?

But Loli's are naturally smooth.

Cute boys can wear whatever they want.

Because I am already a hot guy irl.

Who'd want to be a girl at all if you could be a guy? Tranny psychopaths need not answer, we know what's broken with you.

Anime taught me that if you are somewhat good looking and is a nice guy girls will pop out of inumerous places and fall in love with you.

Is that true?

Pretty much everybody with taste.

No user, animays are not at all like the real world.

>Onii-chan is huge and black
Uh oh.