>"user just get a real job"
>get one, pays min wage for 3 years
>"user just get a degree/trade"
>don't have the SAT score for benefits
>"user just get a gf"
>can't even get a text back
>"user just move out of mommy's house"
>apply at four of them, all of them reject me and forbid cosigners
>"user just get some credit"
>have zero credit, apply for credit, they all reject me because i have no credit
FUCK THIS WORLD
HOW DO YOU FUCKERS LIVE HERE
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dude get a secured CC that will help boost your credit quickly.
I ALREADY APPLIED TO THAT IN MY PERSONAL BANK. IT DIDN'T WORK I'M SO PISSED AAAAAAAAA
I don't even have a bank account.
Feels good man.
If you're white and male then you're not going to get any special help.
try getting to capital one secured card.
Is it true in the UGay that you cant open a bank account without proof of employment? top cuck
you had really shitty parents OP. they had 18-26 years to get you ready for life on your own and they shitted it up sry bud
>not being a mechanic, earning $52k, for 10 months a year
>not living with grandparents, rent-free, just helping with expenses
>not doing this for 8 years and saving
I feel such euphoria, because debt and rent is so alien to me.
>get a real job
if you have one that pays min wage go seek something else that pays more use first job as ref, dont seattle for anything except more
>get a degree
plently of shit you can do that doesn't require a degree, best case scenario with a degree is better pay since you can be put as seniors or leads
>get a gf
talk with 100 girls, invite them to spend time with, they say maybe, fuck them, some say yes don't mean it, fuck them, just cycle them even if you have to cheat on someone you've just fucked until you find a legit one, use tinder, pubs, work, just hangout one will suck you off, one will fuck you, one will be your gf
also dont focus on girls, focus on yourself, eat better, work out, fake confidence and you'll be confident
>move out of your mommy's house
do it, share an aparment, use that fake confidence to make sure you dont get cucked, with a job as long as you dont drink too much or smoke, you'll be fine, just start cooking you retard, 4 isn't enough try harder make compromise
>user just get some credit
Why the fuck you need credit for, find better job save up, and try something on your own, try selling shit, try making shit, try being an intermediat and get comision.
Plently of people willing to pay for websites for example just use internets to hire indians to do websites for few bucks, while you get shitloads. SAVE UP invest, think of more ways to make dow.
You have three things to do
Improve your job quality by keep searching, something similar or better. ALways negociate in your favor, if you get denied you already have a job why give a fuck, if you get more just move yo job and get more, if you have to endure some humilation DO IT
think of yourself more, cook, eat better (don't fall for healthy meme) just better, plently of things you can do alone stop eating shit
Work out endofirns are magical
Get a hobby that you can make money off or just do something to make more money
must be nice being a manchild
>I feel such euphoria
>Get a hobby that you can make money off or just do something to make more money
Just how fucking big is your nose, Pinocchio?
>just do something to make more money
wow it all makes sense now!
you can't blame this on my parents. surely some if not most of these things are my fault
i'll try capital one on my off day, ty
I played around in Java and C a few years ago. I'm still without a job and living with my parents and a virgin and obese, but my programming projects pull in a solid 11.8k a year--more than enough to indulge my anime and vidya and chocolate fantasies.
No, that's a load of horseshit. It's actually being made compulsory for unemployment benefit to be paid into a bank account.
Hi Wafu.
Also if you can make 11.8k a year doing odd jobs as a programmer you can probably make 70k if you try harder.
>being made compulsory for unemployment benefit to be paid into a bank account
Complete horseshit, the DWP have no power to compel you to open a bank account.
You were born in hard unlucky times as were the rest of us, to live a hard life and to die a hard life all for people who got 30+ years on us, all i can say is never lose hope and pray to god a lot, patience and struggle is what makes us human OP.
If you're white and male, you're the one who'll be paying to help everyone else.
>be me
>have job
>want new job
>"wow user great resume, we're offering you an extra 20k a year"
>read about company online
>employees all complaining they work 60-70 hours a week
these fucking kikes are always trying to extort people. and if you dont want to work 70 hours a week for your salaried position they threaten you with your job. fuck this country
Where do you fags find these freelance programming jobs? You're full of shit
That's so untrue, almost every one of the S&P 500 companies has adopted diversity programs and companies like Google and Yahoo and Facebook are almost exclusively women and minorities now. They are earning big money and solving complex problems to pay for the neets welfare here on Sup Forums with porn addictions.
If you don't have minorities or women in your workplace you probably work at a small shitty company.
If you're cute looking you can camwhore for money like I do.
>get one, pays min wage for 3 years
You had 3 years of work experience and couldn't find anything else or just too lazy to look for a better job?
>don't have the SAT score for benefits
Community college isn't good enough for you?
>can't even get a text back
Then stop only asking out girls that are out of your league.
>apply at four of them, all of them reject me and forbid cosigners
Moving in with someone looking for a roommate never occured to you?
>>have zero credit, apply for credit, they all reject me because i have no credit
There are credit cards for people who want to establish credit.
You sound like a total failure my man. You need to stop making excuses for everything.
i'm too hetero to do this
yep, it sucks. i appreciate my full-time 9 to 5 job but sometimes the pay really makes me want to kms. i've tried other jobs and they are just godawful at management and favorism. i can ignore it most of the time but it's really bad at the places i went to
>153175337
nice try
Well who said that shit?
>"user just get a degree/TRADE"
Whats this bulls hit about sat? I never even took the sat. I went to two years at a trade school for HVAC, had a job halfway through the second semester doing residential work. Now I'm in the pipefitters making $44 an hour with benifits, 401k and a pension. I don't see why you didn't go that route. Hell, work as a laborer for a couple years. You don't need prerequisite schooling, they teach on the job and you get benifits. Also, why can you get a credit card? Here's a pic of a couple of boilers I put in, it's fun being in the trades
>Hell, work as a laborer for a couple years.
that's exactly what i am doing
Damn 70k that's a lot. Like, what would I buy with that. I like living with my parents and playing my MMOs and my current levels of hedonism. Could you please itemize how I would spend 70k a year at my parent's house?
>I feel such euphoria
How many hours a week do they make you work little cuck?
Personal projects, not contract jobs
I'm 100% hetero as well. Ez money is ez money though, you get paid by pathetic fucks for something you were just born with anyway. No need to actually fuck anyone
I don't know what else to tell you, most of my friends that started as laborers climbed to higher roles pretty quickly. I'm assuming you've already failed the trade school route, as you seem to fail at everything else
You should have got a good SAT score, fag. Aren't you an ubermensch or something? This goes to show that if you fuck up in high school and don't study, your life will become like user's life. user, why didn't prepare for the SAT like an Asian?
Just march in to that Wendy's and demand to see the manager. Shake his hand as firmly as you can and look him in the eye.
>I'm here about the job
Easy $150k/yr fry cook job.
>>move out of your mommy's house
>do it, share an aparment
>Why the fuck you need credit for
i miss that copypasta
"no"
Do you have it? I looked through my pasta file.
user KYS
Champ you can either sit there whining and making excuses, or you could finally buckle down with your job search and go out there and find something. If you wanna keep living under my roof, you're just gonna have to make it work. You know what, no more whining, no more crying, no more excuses, no more lazy ass son. It's make or break time champ. Get in the car. I'll drive you around town until we find a store that'll take you. There are so many places to get hired right now, I have no idea how you can sit around and do nothing all day. All you have to do is walk in the store and ask for the manager. Once he comes over, stand up straight, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. They'll hire you right on the spot. That's all there is to it, son. Get cracking.
parents should have pushed masculine traits/activities onto you growing up. like playing football or wrestling or basketball just being a part of a team and improving yourself. self-reliance, self-confidence. also building legos and outdoors shit with dad. pushing you to do very well in school and stressing the importance of college. majoring in above avg IQ (higher paying) STEM majors or masculine skilled trades shit. they should have been building your credit by cosigning credit cards and shit in your early adult years. i dunno. maybe your parents were like nice and loving to you or somethin and that's cool if they raised a girl. you know the gender that coasts through life until getting swooped away and taken care of by a masculine male that was raised by their parents correctly?
where do you find these small programming jobs?
nice
wish i did. google is giving me nothing
call me a faggot, but i'd rather not join trade school. i have zero motivation and have no passion in any trade. you can keep saying i'm making excuses, but i'm being realistic with myself. i would be wasting my time in trade school and will end up dropping out, ending up in debt yet again.
t. went to college, gave up 2nd year in. paid off all my debt at least
>surely some if not most of this is my fault
No, user, being born into the world is not voluntary. Parents have a duty to their children to teach and raise them well enough that they can make it on their own. If you can't function as a normal adult, it's their fault. It's different if they attempt to help and you resist, but even then, the problem would probaby be traceable back to some neglect in your childhood, which is their job to discover and deal with.
t. good parent
I know it's hard, but you have to believe in you and work on yourself. You should also try to focus more on your own goals and not let everybody tell you what you need to do next. I think nearly Nobody out of our Generation has really grown up, but we still need to find our way. Much luck.
If I may, and I know I haven't been a part of the discussion, a few thoughts.
Find an online accredited University that will let you finish your 2 year degree in minimal time for cheap by transferring your credits and using CLEP tests
Pick some trade that applies to a lot of fields, but has minimal time to complete. That will at least get you in a position to earn a living. Work is called work because it isn't fun. You don't have to love it, you might find what you really love 10 or 20 years from now and have the means to pursue it.
>t. trade school with no degree, love my job, and make a good living.
Huh. My bank gave me a $12,000 car loan and a $10,000 limit credit card, and I have student loans in default for the last 10 years so my credit is... Not great. Are you black? I don't think they let black people have access to credit.
Checked. College is a scam. Why not live with family when to live on your own, you'd need roommates?
You must not have ever had a late payment and based on your income the bank is expecting nothing but minimum payments until you pay them 3X their investment.
>Yes user, just give me $1000 of your hard earned money and I'll lend it back to you with massive interest, penalties, and restrictions, and after years of perfect payments and low balances you will qualify for our Premium Goyld credit card, ensuring the privledge to forever be my debt slave
People don't get credit cards because they want to be suckered, they get them because they are desperate, like me for example. I need it for when a bill comes up and I don't have money to pay it that moment.
>apply at four of them, all of them reject me and forbid cosigners
Apply for more. I'm a landlord and I get at least 30 applications every day for each vacancy. It's fucking insane. Also, who rejects cosigners? More likely they are rejecting your cosigners, find better cosigners.
>>"user just get some credit"
>>have zero credit, apply for credit, they all reject me because i have no credit
Absolute bullshit. I walked away from AMEX with about 18,000$ and took other (((creditors))) for another 15K and was getting new "pre-approved" credit card applications within 6 months.
I assume the rest of this is bullshit and OP never actually tried to do anything.
If Achmed, Pajeet, Wang, or Jose can come to this country with 50IQ not speaking the language and succeed you have absolutely no fucking excuse and should probably just kill yourself.
Are you actually a landlord? Do you have personal attachment to your properties? If not, a tip for you. I have several and have them up as section 8. Uncle Sam is my tenant's cosigner.
Pretty much. I make fuckall for money, but I always pay above minimum. Interest makes my ass itch.
I have euphoria because I'm stoned right now, with no debt. My doctor brother owes $400k+ in debt. Literally almost the opposite of my, with my pleb job.
I didn't even mention I'm inheriting my grandparent's home and assets too.
>being in massive debt = manchild
>to (You)
Oh boy, that's some steamy hogshit, son.
If your family charges high rent (anything above $400 a month), that's some bullshit. Funny story, my parents lived with my mom's parents before we (me and siblings) were born and lived rent-free for 4 years, saving $230k.
This was in 1991.
Then don't buy it unless you can afford it. I drove a shitbox for years because it really hurts to plunk down $15-20k cash for a car.
That's what savings and emergency funds are for, so you're not living paychech to paycheck like a nigger
>inb4 I'm too poor to save, I can't cut back expenses or get a second job or sell shit, I'm just forever poor cause life is unfair
I'm too poor to save, I can't cut back expenses or get a second job or sell shit, I'm just forever poor cause life is unfair
Doesn't Dave Ramsey say to deliver pizzas or clean houses until you build up your savings?
You're not supposed to spend 70k a year you retard, you're supposed to keep your spending about the same, then retire at 35-40 years old.
Don't know what to do lads. 18. Got kicked out of trade school for failing exams. Stuck here with no future
What do you want to be when you grow up?
>just B yourself OP
lol thank god for autismbux
Literally know the right people.
>uncles run the family business (data, security, etc.)
>end up being brought on
>a year later
>learning a valuable trade, making $12/h, and knowing a lot more people that I can work for if shit goes south
Married with kids
Cool, you need a job you don't hate that makes enough money to support it. The goal is for your wife to be able to stay home and take care of the family.
You should have paid attention in high school, nigger
Doesn't look like much of a reality with my qualifications
Improve your qualifications then.
You have a time machine?
>52k a year and eventual lifelong chronic pain from tendon or back issues
What a deal!
You can't improve yourself right now? I mean, you have time to post here in the middle of the night.
>and forbid cosigners
Go cheaper.
>HOW DO YOU FUCKERS LIVE HERE
This should really be on /r9k/ but basically normies have functional families so they go to school and make friends and learn how to make friends and then they rely on their social networks for literally everything in their life.
If you don't have friends or family willing to let you into their social network, you're basically fucked. It happened to me and I wound up having to join the military to make ends meet (because they're fucking desperate and I have above average IQ).
If you don't have a gf or a good job, there's zero reason to get your own place.
> move out goy be independent and in debt living paycheck to paycheck
I got kicked out
kicked out of what?
Trade school and soon my house
This guy gets it. It's all about disposable income. If you live within your means and save up your disposable income you can even "retire" early, in your 40s and even 30s.
Then drive Uber and deliver pizza or something. It's not that hard to make money if you're willing to do shitty jobs not many other people want to do.
This is very true
I see a lot of kids getting the full college ride and staying in the dorms. They have all their expenses and worries paid for. They come out of college and land a job right away.
My mom won't give me a nickle, I asked to borrow some money and she charged me for the $10 transfer fee to the amount I owe her.
I didn't make any meaningful relationships in college as I was never able to live the actual college lifestyle. I moved 5 times in high school so I was disconnected from any friends I had as well.
Shit sucks, my family failed me big time
There's so much more behind this that you're leaving out OP. You must suck at life if you can't get any of these basics done/haven't been planning out how to achieve those basics over the last few years.
Is your room even clean right now? How can you hope to get a job, move out, and get a gf if you can't even clean your fucking room?
One way to establish credit is to get a secured credit card
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>then retire at 35-40 years old
LMFAO in what fantasy world do you live in where people are doing this in the 21st century?
>153182783
see
Here's what you do:
1) Forget about living a meaningful life. Nobody lives a meaningful life.
2) Get a job doing physical labor. 99% of ADD cases come about because people don't work themselves to capacity everyday. You can find jobs in warehouses that will allow you to work from 3 AM to 9 AM, and will help pay for schooling as well. UPS is one such job.
3) Eat better and stay away from drugs.
4) Being thirsty for a girlfriend means that you are desperate, and they can smell it. The fact is that most people are not compatible with one another, and you will not be compatible with most of the girls you meet. This should immediately defuse any sexual tension you might believe there is. There are guys who can be friends with girls, because girls don't make them anxious, because they don't approach interactions with women from the perspective of, "could I bang her?" all the time. Approaching every girl with that anxiety is a sign off desperation, and it's dead obvious to most of them. It is emotionally retarded behavior that most people grow out of when they realize how much work is required to be in a relationship with someone that you are already compatible with.
5) Resign yourself to your work until the day you die. Work brings self-respect, and hardens a person mentally (and sometimes physically). It will also make it easier to have a girlfriend. Girls don't like dudes who don't work and are pieces of shit. Why do you feel entitled to a woman when you live at home and don't have a job? Would you date a girl who was such a lazy slob? Why does having to change yourself for the better in order to attain something make you angry and upset? Basically, who the hell gave you this entitlement?
People live in the world because they have to, and because you can squeeze some enjoyment out of it while you're here.
With bigger muscles, a better eating schedule, a better sleeping schedule, and a better attitude, you may be happy one day.
>reee i have no credit
All it takes is getting a shit-tier credit card and paying it off every time you use it for basic things you would usually use your debit card for. It took me less than a year to go from no credit to 750 credit score just by using it for groceries and bills that I then pay off immediately once they're charged because I only used it for amounts of money I had in my bank already.
have you tried not being poor
>tendon or back issues
Yes goyim, don't do any physical work. Sit in a chair and develop office ass instead!
not sure if bait or just retarded
Worse advice ive never seen. Work till you die and be a mule for a women so you can die happy.
Your advice is basically preoccupy your life with bullshit until you die.
>Your advice is basically preoccupy your life with bullshit until you die.
sounds crystal clear tbqh
Yep
>Isn't that why we are all here tonight?
80% of mericans probably can't/won't want to do that kind of work since it's hard work and actually requires some technical knowledge, my friend who has basically takin cars apart and put them back together again, practically spat in a grills face when she offered him a job doing it.
Doesn't really matter since he got a welding job that pays nearly 20$ starting because his dad works for the same company, he also got me a job there.
He also has literally no education even failed the ged test