Your waifus is fucked by the MC of her show

>your waifus is fucked by the MC of her show
Why are you living in denial?

My waifu is the MC of her show, though.

I'm one of those people who's into "that" fetish

Shoujo a best.

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I insert myself into the MC of the show. Right into his anus, as he is fucking my waifu.

Wait, so do you self-insert as the MC's anus, or you fucking his anus?

Yes.

My waifu is not a lesbian nor a pedophile.

Joke's on you
She lost

This is the nicest relief.

What if your waifu loses the MC bowl, but gets together with a faceless no-presence character after a timeskip? I think that's worse.

Purityfags are the worst.

That's not a purityfag, that's just purity.

Nope, she is a lovely 30-something cake.

Definitely, but if this not happen then she end as pure.

Heh.

How wrong you are.

Kill yourself.

My waifu's not even FROM an anime so ha.

it is canon
DEUS VULT

Classy.

It's ok if you're one of those people who self-insert.

But my waifu is from a vidya with a blank slate MC
And she's not the canon love interest

I don't understand
Is she trying to read his mind?

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This will never not be the most alpha response imaginable

>implying

She helped the MC fall in love with a retard in a 4D chess move to hide her own power level. She belongs to me. If she wants to have some yuri on the side with Dekomori, I am okay with it.

Fuck you OP. My waifu is dead.