What is the Sup Forums way of picking up attractive girls?

What is the Sup Forums way of picking up attractive girls?
Someone has to save those thots from falling for Idris, might as well be our guys.

be attractive yourself and or have money

the end

>act like a man

nope.

have money or be good looking and you can act however you want

>Sup Forums way
>of picking up attractive girls

It's a discussion that needs to happen. There is a redpill for everything.

get a job, live a decent life, and take care of yourself
>buh-buh-buh i read you have to wear a hat with peacock feathers in it and show them magic tricks

It's basically shitposting in real life. You can overcome many shortcomings by baiting them deep into conversation. Ask for their "thoughts" on an awkward topic after you've broken the ice. Then proceed to go full leaf on them, inserting insane hypotheticals.
>if you're really ugly/fat/short stick to women who are one of the above
>you can still date/fuck/marry attractive women (not roasties) regardless, it's just difficult.
>set realistic goals, however once in a while if you can work up the nerve go talk shit to a girl way out of your league, you may get her attention just because of your confidence or create a bidding war where all the less attractive women get jealous
T. Successful Married "Manlet"

>how to be a cuck and lose half of what you own

Ask and you shall receive. Be warned, there's no unlearning a red pill once it's taken.

I am neither ugly nor a manlet, nor do I intend to marry the thots I am talking about.

Pick them up with your dick.

Funny joke, everyone on pol is fucking gay and hates women (their cover up is belonging to "mgtow")

read the book The Manual by W Anton. an user recommended to me here a few months ago. saved my life. incredible book

Not being autistic like me.

If you have to ask, just take steroids and lift.

Yeah well big fucking deal, according to Sup Forums everyone's a Manlet so someone's lieing. Shitposting in real life. Ask a girl to redpill you on communism. By time you explain what "redpill" even means you can change topics and be the one dropping redpills about the benefits of letting you desecrate her pussy.

Be interesting and brush your teeth.

Some anons aren't that ugly so if they follow this two simple rules they have a 12% chance.

This resolves the need for women because all you'll do is work out/eat religiously and fap in the mirror by the end of the day.

get a redpilled haircut

Mix compliments and jokes/teasing to be nice without coming off as thirsty.

Be confident.

Be in good shape.

Have money.

Make an effort to present yourself well.

Be direct about your views. You don't have to explain why the Holocaust needs to happen again, but for real this time, but you shouldn't pretend to be a feminist or some milquetoast faggot either. Come across as socially conservative and unafraid of offending.

>be white and /fit/
>ask them out in person
it's literally that easy

just be yourself brah

Sit at the bar. Pretend to be watching billiards hall of fame 9 ball tournament or whatever the fuck is on. Drink. Keep drinking. Talk to chicks. Be interesting. Be good looking. Don't give a flying fuck if you get laid or not. Avoid yelling about sea monsters or water wheels. Wait for her to ask for number or whatever. If she never calls don't give a fuck. Remember to love yourself. Remember to like hanging out with yourself. If you are fun to be with when you are alone your will be 10x more fun to other people. If you are a clingy fuck that needs people you will be less desirable as a human being.

Either way, get drunk.

>It's basically shitposting in real life. You can overcome many shortcomings by baiting them deep into conversation. Ask for their "thoughts" on an awkward topic after you've broken the ice. Then proceed to go full leaf on them, inserting insane hypotheticals.

Criminally underrated

My inspiration for the day. Too bad Imma completely forget it by morning.

pathetic juden degenerate propaganda.

Lift with your knees, not with your back.

>Go full leaf
Kek someone please post the ausie method and the way of the finn

>implying leafs haven't been chads this whole time

jesus, /fit/ is the worst fucking board. chads/stacies don't actually think like this, they just think with their brainstems.

>chads/stacies don't actually think like this
sure thing bro

Step one: be attractive

>pol
>finding attractive women

>HURR BROOO JUST WORK OUT AND GET SOME PUSSY xD

This would be acceptable if you and your cohorts were actual chads. But 99% of you are just larping faggots with a cult mentality about fitness. It's pathetic and cringeworthy. Have some self-respect.

use this line.. hooks 'em every time
"you got fries with that shake"

fuck that. save your knees, lift with your back

>Be yourself
>Be confident
>Have confidence in yourself that you are being
>Be the most confident version of yourself

It's literally the only advice you ever need. Apologize.

Grab 'em by the pussy.

>there is no such thing as genetics
wtf I hate manga now

You get what you get. All you can do with the time you have is improve yourself.

Be good looking and make them laugh

While simply being in shape doesn't make up for being a total sperg, it sounds like you're underestimating how much emphasis everyone irrationally puts on physical appearance. No one even chooses to judge people this way, but if you're attractive and are in shape, there's a much higher chance that your social awkwardness would be overlooked just long enough to get some poon.

>accepting your place because a roastie said to
no

Dress nice and eat healthy and exercise. Get into self improvement. Once you start to feel good, smell good, you'll believe you look good even if you don't.

That's not what I said at all.

Why don't you try to pluck one out of a gang rape. I am sure she will appreciate you enough to go on a date.

don't bother. I quit trying to understand 'girls' - I'm not a dreaded MGTOW but i'm certainly incel. If I die a virgin, then so be it. I blame magazines like vogue, playboy and the abundance of porn for making me like only sticc girls

Become a great man and women will love you. Making money also attracts women but then it becomes a monetary transaction. Instead of a woman giving herself to you in exchange for allowing her to be your wife she's giving herself to you in exchange for the money that you own. She'll drop you the second she can take advantage of you and she will never respect you.

Your looks, financial stability, and social status are completely arbitrary to women. As a man, none of these things are static, they can all change moment by moment. And if one doesn't like you there's a million more out there that will. Of course all of these things help, but only in the sense that having money gives a man confidence, being in good shape gives a man confidence, etc.

When you have just as much confidence as any wealthy professional athlete, girls will respect you just as much as if you were one, it's in their DNA. Look at Charles Manson, the guy's a complete psychopath. Yet he was somehow able to convince dozens of hot girls to join his clan to worship him and do whatever he wanted. Then even after he was put in jail, he was STILL getting regular conjugal visits from some 26 year old girlfriend when he was over 70 and in prison. I'm not saying become Charles Manson, but you can learn a lesson from the guy. He was just SO supremely confident that he basically bluffed his way into manipulating whoever he wanted. He believed he was the shit and so even though he was crazy he had a cult of personality around him.

That's all that matters, just believe that you're the shit and that's that. As far as places? If you're over 21 go clubbing that's the best place. If you're not then just walk around. Going SOMEWHERE is going to give you a much better chance of meeting a girl than staying at your house.

if by "improve yourself" you mean for yourself and not for cum drinking whores then yes you're right

>have money or be good looking and you can act however you want
Case in point, Martin Shkreli. Dude is literally drowning in man pusi right now. There's not a asshole on his block he ain't stuffing.

>What is the Sup Forums way of picking up attractive girls?
Fireman throw

I'd rather be like Vincent in Collateral, although not a hitman, just a bitter, supreme gentleman in a good suit

...

>be a pedo hick so you can create more pedo hicks

Is there even a Sup Forums way to date if you're not getting married or in a sexless relationship with a virgin?

Sup Forums sees banging sloots as degenerate but I'm ready to get married either. And even if I was, do I bang the girl? Do I wait a few months? What if she wants to? I don't know what to do.

Do marathon pickups, you can hit on 200+ girls any given Sunday, that's 40-50 numbers, that's 15-20 dates, that's 5-6 lays a week even if you have no game to speak of.

Pretty sure peak fertility is 19 to 26.

Can confirm the rest though. I'm seeing a 15 year old right now and it's better than any relationship I've had. 10/10 would wife.

Only problem is it doesn't matter what biology says if pretty much 100% of society thinks you're disgusting.

I show them my Weiner and consent them to rape me with a strapon

Where the fuck are you going that there's 200+ girls to hit on on a Sunday?

any given sunday is an idiom

>ancap fucking someone underage with no quams
color me surprised

BIG BLACK DICK IN YOUR PANTS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOURS

Get low bodyfat % and build your shoulders (pecs are a meme, shoulders get the ladies).

If you don't have good looks or money, be confident. If you act like your shit doesn't stink, she might just be stupid enough to buy it.

Cool, I'm going to go wait for a black race horse to break a leg so I can cut off it's cock after they euthanize it.

I go the opposite way of what most people say, after you've broken the ice try to find an opportunity to say something sad that happened about you and get them to empathize

>women are empathic beasts
>if you make them express their empathy they feel valuable "real" women
>afterwards, they associate being valuable with being with you
>then you start acting distant
>they realize the only way to keep your company is to suck your dick

I've had like 150 grandmas die in the past few years and at least that many dogs.

Or maybe that just works with korean women I don't know

Listen to Tom Leykis

The most effective start to getting a woman is by not asking for advice on an anime fansite

top kek

The trick isn't so much to save them as much as it is to openly start rejecting any concept of compulsory community.
We're not a community any more and you have no moral obligation to care for these people.
You should aim to look out for yourself and your own and distance yourself from others, especially those you do not love nor care about.
Anyone who has a problem with the White race for example, is someone who is not part of your community and thus is not your concern, no matter what happens to them.

>no argument
>"well you're nasty bro"
>underage

Keep sucking those washed up 28 yr olds, bro.

user are you a faggot?

Money overcomes all other shortcomings.

idk just talk to them.

you're pretty nasty, m8

>tfw Idris but no white gf

what am I doing wrong bros?

>What is the Sup Forums way of picking up attractive girls?
Talking to them in public places has worked for me. You can say "do you want to get coffee with me?" and they'll say yes. It's so fucking easy. I have a gf so I don't talk to women I don't know out of loyalty to her.

I already have a beautiful and devoted fiance.

If you're actively trying to trick girls and lower their market value to good men you are a degenerate. Literally no better than a nigger, Muslim, or kike.

Honestly, Achmed, after reading this, you'll probably go straight to blackpilled Omega status, and go write symphonies like Beethoven or something.

Trust me, there's much better ways to spend your time. Irrespective, if you can plant a few seeds before becoming blackpilled, you'd be doing the human race a favor.

>If you're actively trying to trick girls and lower their market value to good men you are a degenerate
Needs to be said 100x over.

you haven't committed sudoku yet

by ignoring them and dismissing them

what now?

grab them by the pussy first

Knight to E4

This times a million. I am just barely above manlet territory (5’11”) but I have Chad looks and I am moderately in shape. I literally ignore almost all women at a bar and just sit at the opposite end making fun conversation with other men. I get the party going and just have fun. Eventually a hottie will slowly sidle up and pretend to be getting a drink. Sometimes she may even chime in on the conversation. I will pretend that she’s just an average looking chick and just continue on chatting with the guys. Eventually she will try again or go back to her flock of girls. Either way, you can start up an innocent convo about nothing. It can even be about what drink she is ordering. If she’s back with her girls i will walk up to the group and just start chatting about the girl but not with her. I just talk about her while she’s standing right there. Tell her you’re going outside to the patio and see if she wants to come along. If she smokes, share one. Once you are outside do the get to know you basics. If you are at this stage you are 90% getting laid. Get one more drink each and when she’s laughing at your stupid jokes ask her if she wants to get out of there and go somewhere else.

Go to her place, get laid. Go home. The end.

gosh you must have many children

Then what? I drink my black coffee and she drinks whatever and we talk? Then it's over?

I'm not autistic I've just never pursued a girl who wasn't already very interested in me. I don't get how to do that.

>Then what? I drink my black coffee and she drinks whatever and we talk? Then it's over?
>I'm not autistic
Sure thing bro

>And then what?
And then you talk. And then you get her number. And then you keep talking over a few weeks/months, and you also go out and do stuff during that time. And then, before you know it, you're girlfriend/boyfriend (as long as you have made your intentions clear that you're looking for more than just putting yourself directly in the friend zone)

Just try to talk to them without sperging
After a few rejections you gain more confidence

Full arm grab, lift then run! run fast!

Nah. I’m not a nigger

>Then what? I drink my black coffee and she drinks whatever and we talk? Then it's over?
Yeah. Then maybe you have her number or maybe you don't. No pressure is the key.

For white women? Be a nigger.

I don't, i don't want to relationship, but i like sex now and then so i use prostitution.

t-thanks
>And then you talk. And then you get her number.
Oh this is before the number? Interesting.
>And then you keep talking over a few weeks/months, and you also go out and do stuff during that time. And then, before you know it, you're girlfriend/boyfriend (as long as you have made your intentions clear that you're looking for more than just putting yourself directly in the friend zone)
What does the physical side look like during this? From Sup Forums's point of view what should it look like?

>Be in STEM or grad school
>Have a job
>Decent profile pics
>MAGA in profile
>???
>Profit

You faggots ever seen the movie "girls just wanna have fun"? Me neither, but the title holds true. Just show em a good time. This can be achieved a shitload of ways but my personal brand is this.
> be attractive
> work as openwater lifeguard at local lake
> ride paddleboard around large swimming area, sun glistning off tanned, toned bod
> aesthetic.jpg
> talk to hot bitches swimming about dumb shit
> "oh your camping, down here from newyork, thats whats up"
> see if want to go paddleboarding later
> take paddleboarding to chill secret spot on lake
> hop into water to swim
> escalate physically and tease
> fuck on shore of cool secret lake spot
> feelsgoodman

Do you actively seek out prostitutes that look like Lauren?

1) Get your shit together. Have a job, move out of your parents basement.
2) Hit the gym and buy some nice clothes. Consider it an investment.
3) If you're not part of a church or social group where you're lucky enough to meet a nice girl, proceed to.....
4) Get on internet dating sites and arrange a date every second day for as long as it takes to meet a good one. I probably went on 50 bad dates, but then I met my wife.
5) Get married.

There you go. No excuses now.