Is there anyone in America that can explain this?

What the hell happened to your country other than (LE JEWS) that caused this shit??

How is your country even classed as human?

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Surely no one would believe drinking 25 gallons of anything is possible, yet alone oil

>Florida man

Moral decay and decadence, which many would say is jews. We've been separated from any sort of natural selection for 4 generations or so. Major wars could be considered as a form a negative selection. We need eugenics now.

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He's just a hutt gangster and part of the grand hutt counsel.

Yo Florida Man.... dude....

easy with the oil...

He knowd what he needs

It's the jews man. It's the only explanation for something like this.

>tries to shit talk on americans
>his own backyard is getting bought up by chinese and rented off to own native people

Fake and They

No one can drink 25 gallons of anything. Especially oil

I was going to say the same thing, a gallon of water is too much for me

are americans even human? they seem to constantly destroy and ruin absolutely everything

What is causing Americans to want to intake so much food, oil, sugary drinks etc...

Why don't you guys have any self control???

Boogie, NO

I destroyed and ruined your mom last night.

what's great about Florida is the information sharing relationship their police departments have with local media outlets. Florida Man is not a meme, israel.

It's fake you stupid fucking dudebro.

But the country went to shit cause we were really successful and people got complacent then decadent then total degenerate mind control social collapse.

lets start with that

americans invented your mother jokes

Not sure why he couldn't wait longer. They'll usually let you drink the used oil for free.

I never understood that. Have people never seen article with "Arkansas man" or "New York man"?

Florida Man is a well known individual in the USA. His exploits are legendary.

Top Kek

This man is a goddamn hero.

Australian education, always look at the flag of the individual posting before taking him seriously (I know you already did that).

>worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/
>worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/
>World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe.

Get back to your idolatry; leave innocent folks alone, Australo-papist.

What a lot of people don't understand is that Florida man isn't a person.. It's a state of being.

It's when you can feel all the life and all the death in the swamps around you. The hollow earth beneath you, ready to sinkhole at any moment. A state of half drunk, and half heat exhausted, and it all comes full circle and hits you.

Next thing you know your robbing a liquor store in your underwear with a giant box of stolen fireworks.

Don't let the Johnny Foreigner O.P. divide and conquer Americans, lad.

Florida man is a cryptid either ghostly or parasitic that drastically changes the behavior of its host

that's literally impossible but you already knew that because you are shitposting

I believe
Luke runs out of Mana and dies
Kilo Ren kills snoke
Nigger kisses gook
Rey and kilo get together
Yoda shows up
Boycott Jewish degeneracy

Florida is a white trash containment zone. That's why Trump has so much property there.

they lace the water with lsd and other mind altering substances

So he drank over 200 pounds of frying oil?

But the Cewbans

>joke
It wasn't a joke, user.

Victory defeated us.

We became the most propserous society in human history, and in doing so, we became obsessed with it. So we needed to cut out whatever prevented it from growing. We needed the fastest food, the fastest lifestyle possible. Our media became fast food, our religion became fast food, our families became fast food, our culture became fast food.

You foreigners don't understand, because you've never been here, but it really is a Mclifestyle. McDonald's has become an all consuming way of life. Walmart is the McDonalds of basic shopping. CNN has become the McDonalds of news. Modern Evangelicalism has become the McDonalds of religion.

There is no way to escape it either. Not while living here.

I think "Too much freedom".
I know its against my nation's morals to say that, but I believe that hedonism, progressiveness, degeneracy, and not just the willing, but the lust, in our culture to rebel and "Take it to the man". We abandoned our traditional "European" morals in the 60s, largely due to Communism, hippies, the Vietnam war, and Nixon. The decline started with JFK's death, really. 1963. The Reagan years helped a little bit, but not nearly enough. Conservatism has been on a huge decline in the past 50 years, and no matter our president, our people mostly have the "I don't care" mentality. Or the "Why the fuck not I'm free am I being detained?". Which is the other side, in my opinion. The US is split into two types of people politically. The "Fuck you I don't care" neoconservatives, and the "WOW, did you REALLY just say that" liberals. But yeah. Loss of tradition for a hedonistic culture, progressiveness, and freedom, which lets degeneracy happen.

Just Darwinism in action mate

Flakka. I've sometimes wondered what would happen if a fatty did some. Now I know.

is 100% correct too. Once we started confusing efficiency with cutting-corners our lifestyle has been largely negatively impacted.

THE RIGHT TO SHART IN THE MART SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

i donno. maybe we should be lucky we're not retarded...

Merimutts lmao

AMERICA, FUCK YA!!!
LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS

FUCK YA!

It's Florida. It's a whole other world down there. We don't understand it either.

my sides

>he doesn't recreationally drink 8.2 years worth of fats in a night

I keked until I read the fine print. If you made this OP you should stop at "man broke into Burger King." Fine print should be, "man broke into Burger King and was found stuck in the freezer and told police he got hungry during the break-in and decided to make himself a burger." Or some shit like that.
>larp better

Burger King puts its used oil in a vat outside near the dumpsters, it doesn't just leave it inside the restaurant to fester. Plot holes, man.

People are fucking lazy pieces of shit. TV, music, and movies have made them feel that it's ok to lack complete self-control. I hate these useless, disgusting blobs of lumbering protoplasm personally.
>I HAVE A GLAAAANDULAR PWOBLEM!
No you don't. You have no self-control. That thing that separates us from the fucking animals. You're an obese pile of useless fucking shit, and you give my country a bad name, and to top it off, I'll be the one having to pay for your quadruple bi-pass surgery at the old age of 32 through higher insurance premiums. So don't tell me your weight doesn't affect the rest of us who actually try to look like normal human beings and are active in trying to maintain ya know, some semblance of what a human fucking being is actually supposed to look like.

I hate fat people. I hate the "body positive" movement. I hate any and all people who try to play this shit off as "normal" is our country. It's not normal. It's fucking disgusting. What in the FUCK makes somebody so lazy? Wouldn't you notice you're getting fat LONG BEFORE you read the level of 10th Prestige No-neck? How do you just let yourself go SO BAD that you look more resemble dough popped out of a Pillsberry Butter Tastin' Biscuit can than a fucking person? I don't understand it. I really fucking don't.

Because normal people realize these are absurd outliers instead of the norm. Australians are used to absurd shit all their lives, so it only makes sense there's some conflation.

I remember there was a lolcow that was getting screwed with by some griefing clan that managed to convince him that terrorists were going to nerve gas his town and an antitoxin he could count on was vegetable oil. They finally got him to buy into it after his mom kicked him out of the house and he was living in her car, and he drank two bottles of oil and fell asleep. He shat himself hard enough that it tore a hole in his shorts and ruined the car.

/ourguy/

I work at BK and have for 7 years at 3 different stores.
A. he didn't drink 25 gallons- he and anyone else despite their morbid obesity or not, would die. The human stomach simply cannot contain that amount of liquid.
B. We do not ever at any point have more than 6-10 gallons of frier oil in the friers or in the store as used product. The friers simply don't hold that amount of oil.

This article is fake, OP has 2 posts, therefore he is a faggot trying for (you)'s. Move along people, this shit is fake as fuck. Find the article online with reputable sources. Critically think for yourselves instead of being spoon fed these articles. Find the police report and then OP can open his abbo faggot mouth

Clearly some disagree with you.

this shit is proof whites are in no way superior to other races. This fat sack of shit looks to have an IQ less than room temperature, and there are many more of him out there.

Holy shit, user. This thread is nothing for the Australian. If anything they've been quite subdued over the past 6-12 months

If Murican Sup Forums memes materialized into existence, it would be the state of Florida.

Saved.

This is just a "florida man" meme from reddit. The format is ugly photo of a person+ outrageous headline+ words "florida police catch...." or "florida man caught..."

Fucking LOL

This legit made me laugh out loud.

That's 765000 calories. It's literally impossible to survive that

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LOL!!!

This is the kind of degeneracy that the evangelist right creates. Too reliant on a fucking story book to tell them what's right and wrong, they forget to use basic reasoning.

Oh Florida man. Never change.

Anywhere to find more info on the lolcow?

Is that the "Hi are you the burger" guy

Anyone who gets that big should be taken from their homes and placed in camps to get them back to being normal. They only get fed if they comply.

>why thing like this way
>don't tell me thing are like this way though

>Florida man
There you go

Why is it always Florida man?

The short answer is that Florida residents are the Australians of the United States

>Gallons
How the fuck is it plural??? Come on burgers you're making us look bad

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He was prepared.

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To be fair that is a fairly accurate assessment of Australian politics.

Beastmaster just wanted a burg.

What in the absolute fuck

You spelled Floridians wrong.

>I work at BK and have for 7 years at 3 different stores

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

I always thought you made bank licking peep show booths clean

America is fully dehumanized

Anyone have Humas Abedins noodles?

>That feel when I'm a fat Floridian
Feels bad man

Mathematically impossible...

The average person weighing about 180 lbs has roughly 1.5 gallons of blood. He was 500 something pounds so lets just figure maybe he had 5 gallons of blood at most... That's even a stretch for some huge guy. That would be 5 times as much oil as blood in his system...

Next you factor in just how much 25 pounds of oil weighs... 7.6 pounds per gallon of oil. you are looking at 190 pounds of oil!

If he ingested even 1/10 what they claim he would have a heart attack, and die long before...

Generally in a "milk chugging contest" people are given an hour to drink a whole gallon of milk... 25 gallons is a lot more than 1 gallon. A skilled milk chugger can down a gallon in about 8 minutes... Lets assume that this was his pace. 8 minutes per gallon... He would be sitting there over 3 hours chugging gallon after gallon of grease...

This has to be fake news.

But even I wouldn't chug oil, at least anything that isn't high quality olive oil. I mean have you tried really good olive oil??? Its fucking delicious, definitely worth drinking.

T. Based logic man

ffs, your mom swallowed 25 gallons of nigger semen through her vagina and thus you were born.

The hamplanet is still slightly better than niggers, pic related

WTF. crisis actor!!!

>drank 25 gallons of frying oil
are Australians too stupid to realize this is physically impossible and the article is a joke?

Nobody in this country knows what it's like to struggle. Even the homeless here have it easy. Combine this with the massive amount of degeneracy (drugs, porn, alcohol, etc) being placed in the spotlight you a society of degenerate lazy entitled dumbasses.

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If he did drink all that oil... and if he didn't die... When he shits it would come out of his ass like a fire hose shooting chocolate syrup...

Fucking Florida

>Florida
Yeah, there is no explanation required. It is, in fact, SELF explanatory.

You would just throw up as youre drinking it