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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EFFAY EDITION
So Trump pulled Sessions out of Alabama to make him AG. Now there is a highly publicized election where the polling stations are closely monitored. Moore loses as expected, fraud is documented, Sessions swoops in and busts the DNC machine.
It's like Deep Blue v. Kasparov times 9/11.
It's honestly been nice without all the shills today. When they get paid to come back it'll be like I'm exchanging bantz with a whole new group of people. It's kind of like the day after /mlpol/. I'm still sad Moore lost and I'm even more sad that democrat voting (((tactics))) and women lying about theft of their natural resource is the absolute state of American politics, but overall Donald trump is the 45th president of the United States and I know he will DRAIN THE SWAMP, not to mention make America great again. Trump has given me hope for a prosperous future. I'll ensure we build monuments to him someday like Lincoln or Jefferson. He's the leader we need, not the one we deserve.
Predictions on any happenings for the remainder of 2017? What's been everyone's favorite highlights of the year so far?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Now that would be a great turn of events
Wouldn't that be something? How many arrests or "wins" do you think the public will allow sessions to have though? will there come a point where the public starts to feel like sessions is just going after foes?
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Is that guy who keeps spamming the general about mcconnell because he's mad at sessions taking his weed away gone?
They should use more tax dollars to give the homeless better means to cook food so this doesn't happen again
OP is going to bed, sorry. Goodnight, Merry Christmas all!
>What's been everyone's favorite highlights of the year so far
Definitely Gorsuch
Is that you, aussie? Been at it all night?
Give them all iPads so they can get ubereats from mcdonalds
I got it, thanks
Who gives a shit what they think? Let it go to court. It's some wishful fucking thinking that any of this Alabama shit was intentional but it'd be fun.
Sessions swoops in
Realizes most fraud electors are black
Doesn't want to be called racist
Has second thoughts
Masters visit him
Cancels investigation
My favorite part of goursch was the fill in the blank soros signs the moronic liberals had. Just goes to show they're anti /ourguy/ no matter what he does
Best moments of 2017 were the Montana and Georgia special elections.
LOOOKIT HIM GO
Yeah
Thanks, seeyaround
I agree with you but trump's dole weakness is his protection of his brand. If the public views sessions as bad which would make trump look bad, is that a real threat?
Personally I wish trump would temporarily suspend the constitution and assunebductatoriak powers in classic Roman tradition to restore the republic by draining the swamp and locking her up
this stupid pasta always makes me chuckle
YAAAS QUEEEN
but those elections were proof the dems are going to sweep midterms
>Moore Election night
>Moore's early lead
>Everyone celebrating
>me way early: Holy shit guys don't celebrate now, Montgomery County is only at 3 percent reporting
>Everyone else: Oh hush user we got this
>1 hour later
>Everyone else: HOLY SHIT MONTGOMERY COUNTY!!!
>I started posting this image
>Everyone else: We lost fair and square
>Me: Then why did they say about shredding the records the day of?
>Everyone else: Go fuck yourself user
>1 day later
>Everyone else: HOLY SHIT THEY RIGGED THE ELECTION
Does anyone have a picture of a wojack with his brain so big it breaks his own spine?
This
Alabama will never be blue
was honestly surprised, thought that you know who would wrestle it from you
see you later, come back soon for NN salt
the way Dems talk about Net Neutrality, you'd think that getting rid of Net Neutrality would cause the end of their party
God what a shitty cover
>Moore lost because he and his horse never punched reporters
Is she inter-woven with a clown? The fuck is with this eye cancer?
Just as a safety measure every incumbent should find one reporter before election day and kick his ass.
Make a holiday of it.
Reminder that he is le ebin mastermind and if Trump fires him then he is totally turned by the jews.
moore lost because he played the victim, not because he focused on policy, like he should have. people knew hi as the weirdo who might or might not have molested a 14yr old, either way, they didn't even know what he would do for them, if elected, so a good portion of alabam stayed home that day. doug jones was seen as the "saner" candidate, no matter how you look at it, moore is our hillary at the moment
Sessions swoops in
Doesn't find pot
Leaves
No hes mad people might dislike Bannon for over playing his hand massively
Then accuses anyone not sucking Bannon's dick as much as him of being shills for McConnell
he also couldn't keep his fucking story straight
wtf I'm a bitch for mitch now
why are trs users and other retarded sects of neo nazis obsessed with farts?
>le brapp xD
no wonder nobody takes them seriously
I was joking my kurwa-deficient friend
They are feels > reals. If they feel like brave resistance of an evil regime saving the objective good guys from evil then they're gonna rant and rave and buy ads on Sup Forums. They are emotionally driven
>It evolves into a tradition and ritualized until the (R) nominee slaps a reporter with a glove to the face
>They do this because until it was ritualized, the violence kept escalating
>Until it reached a peak when Senator Sam Hyde SUPPOSEDLY did an Oklahoma city bombing of the CNN headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia
Can someone please put a baggy of weed on Hillary Clinton so Jeff Sessions will LOCK HER UP?
Are they seriously trying to bring Hilldog back into the limelight? Do they want to lose again?
so, he's still at it? he was here since 6 am yesterday, took a break, and was posting for 6 hours straight by the time I had to go. at this rate, he will be our new fluffy
t. 90 degree rotation malta
ready to lose the senate drumfshits?
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>calling out the search engine indexing
Hey, it's been a nice day, let's not get into that
>come back soon for NN salt
Yeah, I made some salt-related crap that unfortunately I didn't get to use on Tuesday.
This photo came in an email from an unknown sender earlier today... all it told me was "after the office, the field reports are next... stand a few feet away from them and avoid sidewalks..."
IS ANOTHER TRUCK ATTACK COMING???
doin gods work
old fuck btfo, that will teach him!
Hopefully you’ll get to unleash that stockpile soon.
He doesn't get his act together and start tackling the issues he was elected on and there's not going to be any monuments of anyone. We'll be Planet of the Apes at that point.
the shills thought they could "salt mine" us yesterday, but ended up being our slaves for the day. now, we get to salt mine them, karma
Good thing they started that tradition. I mean, he couldn't keep getting away with it
Yep
I had to travel today and checked the threads every couple of hours and without fail he was in every thread. Calling everyone else shills for pointing out that Bannon helped force an unneeded loss and the obvious failures of Moore
??? what relevance does this race have on 2018
turnout is always the issue in special elections, especially when the GOPe says "Vote Dem"
>Nate Silbur predicts democrats will win something
God is back on our side.
I can’t imagine the overwhelming salt that would come from no more NN. They have been screaming about this shit for years and to have it destroyed by a fucking Indian (Not Pocahontas) would be too hilarious.
We must #TitheForTrump with our tax savings,
We must #PrayForTrump for one hour every day,
We must be #PureForTrump by not masturbating as an offering to God in exchange for boosting Trump's power.
We must breed for Trump and make new white babies to vote for his grandchildren and allies -- contraception is treason to Trump!
let's meme him like we memed fluffy plx, I sense great potential from this lolcow
Isnt this is critique of such thinking?
How did bannon impact the election?
Breakroom > fluffy
at least the dems are drawing the wrong conclusions from Alabama
>Trumpcucks are so broken they have to LARP a reality where Sessions isn't an impotent AG
This is almost as sad as the site that pretends Hillary is Madame President
When do we smuggle the devil's plant on Hillary so Sessions jails her?
man....moore winning would have the best salt since trump,damn shame
because now the Senate is 51-49.
Democrats just need to pick up two seats (NV and AZ) to win a majority in 2018
Before, they would have needed to pick up Rato's seat to gain a majority - which is basically impossible.
However, Republicans can still stop the Dems from gaining control if we pick off just one of the five seats in states where Trump won by 18% or more. Missouri or Indiana seem like the best bets.
Just post a pic of Bannon looking fat and say something like
>Time to show the GOPe cucks with my handpicked child murderer, if we cant get him into the Senate we riot
If hes here it pisses him off
Should it happen, I don’t think my abdomen will survive the amount of laughing I’ll be doing.
Not certain that’s the common belief, but if they want to believe this over the reality of the event, all the power to them.
So was Alabama the last election until the 2018 mid terms?
he made the election into a feud between him and mcconnell. wrong timing, essentislly starting an outright civil war between us and the gop, or wanted to, anyways. he should keep his nose where it belongs, but the absolute ass blastery he caused to that one shill is delicious
kinda like breakroom, awoo-trip master whined like a little faggot everytime he entered the thread, took credit for "driving him away". such an ego
kek, will try
So how many outsiders will inexplicably get hit with scandals just before the big voting day next year?
CNN is extremely happy these days
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Breakroom was absolute cancer.
We wouldnt have had Moore in the first place if it wasnt for his crusade to get rid of the guy already in the Senate who votes with Trump 99% for the other guy who might vote for with Trump 99.1% of the time while LARPing as a cowboy
Bannon's involvement turned a /comfy/ election with an easy win with a tall awkward mother fucker for senate into a shit show we lost
Gross
>They would have fallen from 32 to 25 if Jones had lost
Why would their chances have decreased by so many points by losing a senate race in AL? I mean this was a big upset for them.
I’m not a Mitch fan as much as anyone else here but you have to agree: it was a flawless victory by his wing vs. Bannon attempted war against the GOPe
> Bannon challenges Mitch for a duel, promises to primary his every choice but Cruz
> Chooses Alabama special election as the first battleground, Moore as the weapon
> Manages to draw first by primarying Strange, takes a big victory lap out of it declaring victory of his “Trumpism without Trump”, antagonizing not only Mitch but Trump and anybody else that opposes his brand of hyper partisan populism
Then, something unexpected but, in hindsight, not really unpredictable considering it was done before by the same group against Herman Cain and Trump
> Mitch draws second but deal the deadly shot: crashes the plane with no survivors
The end result ended up being
> Alabama seat “parked” in the democrat hands for 3, easily recoverable by (let’s say, Sessions) in three years
> Bannon likely losing any money line he still had (after both Adelson and, not unlikely, Mercer as well) for his primary run
> Mitch gets to use Alabama as a cautionary tale for any dissident thinking in going against the grain of the national party leadership
You were here and noticed I not only supported Moore even when Trump was for Strange and pulled for him for quite some time. But I have to admit that was a masterstroke: killed Bannon’s baby in the belly, Roe vs. Wade approved
What do you think?
it was funny how buttblasted some were over some retard's daily vlog
>le 0% faces
>4/4 niggers obtained
>happiness unlocked!
Kek this user has got the right idea
>If it's got Bitch Mitch, Cuck Ryan, and closet faggot Graham's approval, we're on board
Some of you here are becoming the same thing you claimed to fight against.
B-but Strange is a RINO cuck!
>t. someone who didn't notice he's been in the senate all year
Yeah. I mean, I like the guy, I appreciate what he's trying to do, but he fucked it up. Must be the reason he was let go from the white house. He needs to wisen the fuck up and leave the elections alone
>Look online for Shinto Salt Purification
>Because Awoo is a Japanese Tengu and it is fitting that she is associated with Salt
>Find this picture
>Forget what my original post was going to be about
>But god damn, look at this picture
2018 is going to be a good year
McTurtle is a neocon faggot, but he wants to run the party like Schumer does, which is why he's as much against McCain's faggotry as against Bannon trying to usurp him.
All of them. It's why good people cannot and do not run for office. Now they know they can accuse even if untrue someone and get away with it with no repercussions. These smug elitists need to be dragged into the streets and shot.
UPCOMING SPECIAL ELECTIONS:
Arizona-8 (Franks resigned), Pennsylvania-18 (Murphy resigned), and Ohio-12 (Tiberi to resign)
AZ-8 is April 24, PA-18 is March 13, still waiting on a date for Ohio-12.
We were going to have one for Michigan-13 (Conyers), but that's being held on the midterm day. While it's not really a special in the same way, there will be two elections (one to fill the lame duck period, one for the next full term)
Don't forget the (unprecedented in US voting history) 300% increased voter turnout in the cities coupled with multiple admissions to reporters and on social media of people crossing state lines to vote in Alabama's election.
How dies schemer run the party?
By destroy your redest state, what if we ding get bama back?
The Constitution is nothing but Marxist drivel in my opinion. It needs to be scrapped entirely.
How powerful would these be in action?
But where are the proofs?
Like clockwork. All of them vote as a unit for more gommunism. There's zero Democrats who break ranks on any meaningful vote.
Why did he stop posting? I'm glad he did, but I never understood why
BANE?