I T S H A P P E N I N G

I T S H A P P E N I N G
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A star engorged itself on clay

kek demands a sacrifice from the volcano niggers, now throw in one of your retarded babies.

>Most active volcano on Earth creates caldera with shape of a smile
>This is news

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That is an adorable disaster.

>r*ddit: the thread

The end days are here

Checcccck my number s

That Photo has been around for while though?

no

Volcanoes are cute.

Hawaii will turn red. One way or another. Digits confirm

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Checked

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Stop trying to force this ""prophecy"". It's vague and designed to relate to current events. Claiming "An island will drift away" when Brexit is already a thing is not a prophecy.
Here's a prophecy for you: There will be an election in 2020, It will snow next winter and the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

At least use some actual prophecies like the Revelation to John.

checker'

Sometimes change and destruction make me smile.

Have a nice day.

Is it you lord Kek?

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>the 56% volcano

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Smile, user.

very rare copy that fits with tomorrow better, do not steal

Geologist here. Every volcano has a facial expression before it erupts. We have categories and names for each. Brainlets get off my board.

Please Kek protect my waifu Tulsi :(

checked. pineapple bros will start the purge with trannies.

>Here's a prophecy for you: There will be an election in 2020, It will snow next winter and the sun will rise tomorrow morning.
Screencapped, if none of thise comes true you have to admit ur a faggot

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Well if it snows next winter where I live I'll eat my shorts. Shit if it snows this winter I'll eat them.

shit in them and then eat them :3

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Must have been fun being a Hawaiian pagan.

Kek

Is it you

Have you come to take us home??

>88

>Scientists have determined what the average American will look like in 2050 and it's beautiful

another one

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nice

dear god that child, why even keep it?

im serious, if i ever have a child, and it ends up looking like that, ill throw the fucker out the hospital window. I know i will get arrested but, jesus i don't think any family deserves that kind of pain. Look at their fake smiles, jesus i don't want to have this happen to me, genuinely nightmare tier, it's like you finally made it in like but your offspring is supremely degenerate.

i don't like sheboons though, so let's hope this not common.

dear god even 404 shows up? hawaii will vanish

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HEIL VICTORY

>88

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

He has come.

Fuck

the child seems to be retarded and you can easily detect such things while the woman is still pregnant and just get an abortion tbqh

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Russians election morning Jo killed that intern. Blablahblah

>Hawaii will turn red. One way or another. Digits confirm