/ptg/ President Trump General - This Is Your Land Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Tax Reform speech 12/13/17
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>Pres Trump has lunch w/GOP Tax Conference 12/13/17
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>FLotUS Melania @Marine Corps Toys-for-Tots event 12/13/17
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>FLotUS Melania meeting w/kids @Toys-for-Tots 12/13/17
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>Dep AG Rosenstein hearing@House Judiciary Cmte 12/13/17
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>SoS T-Rex @Atlantic Council speech+TH 12/13/17
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/13/17
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>StateDep Pol/Mil Affairs DepSec Taidanow "To Walk The Earth In Safety" report 12/13/17
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>StateDep Pol/Mil Affairs Dir Brown "To Walk In Safety" Mine removal report 12/13/17
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>USDA Boots To Business PSA 12/13/17
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>DHS Sec Nielsen presser on sanctuary cities 12/12/17
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>Pres Trump signs NDAA 2018 12/12/17
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>AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen briefing on MS13 12/12/17
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>SoS T-Rex @Atlantic Council speech 12/12/17
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Dir USCIS Cissna) 12/12/17
youtu.be/ouxB30CM71Q
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 12/12/17
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>WH Video: FlotUS Melania visits Childrens Natl 12/12/17
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MAGA

アメリカをまた偉くしましょう!

I'm sorry, but did Trump already lose? Oh, that's right. The presidency isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only nearing the current year +3. Does not having proof of collusion count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Trump is still winning? President Trump is still playing right now and has been the best president for how many years now? He's playing one of the worst teams in politics who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of beating a religious pedo. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking president in the USA, he went 304-227 last year and would of won Minnesota if the Somalis didn't vote. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when President Trump wins again and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Al Franken just resigned short of a majority when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these President Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking faggots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

lol previous thread is 296 delet incoming

>just like the Jets did.
at least you tried.jpg

So another thread of McConnel dick sucking eh lads?

Daily reminder there is no lesson to be learned here.
Just more democrat vote rigging, cheating lying and slandering taking place.
We did nothing nothing wrong.
Hillary stole the election from sanders and half the people in her party that voted for him, than she stole the popular vote, and now democrats are rigging votes in states like Alabama because they are drowning in defeat and were desperate for a win.

>I'm gonna respond to this pasta just because of this:
>Trump would have won Minnesota had the Somali dindus stayed away from the polls

This is true, and pretty remarkable that Donald would have taken Amerifat's Sweden were it not for our dindu immigrants from all these African wastelands

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Is it alright to shit up the general for hours on end to make your point, /ptg/?

wtf I love Mitch McConnell now

>UVF
Disgusting

>omarosa.jpg

Hope the panicked net neutrality soyboys don't cost me muh buttcoins.

This is surely the end of our beloved general

> that smill ass magazine
Is that 9mm ak?

>Meanwhile, at shareblue hq...

>there is no lesson to be learned
This is beyond retarded. Does anyone have the pasta I have been posing yesterday? I don't have my files right now.

GOPe - Shit at policy, great at political process fuckery

Trumpians - Great at policy, "What? I didn't know that was in the rule book?!"

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Have we made a mistake by forsaking the metaphysical? Are we losing now because we've forsaken the kind of shitposting that made us so powerful to begin with? Should we look for answers by deconstructing parallel timelines and defeating ancient Babylonian demons? Should we re-examine mankind's oldest memes looking forward?

No, it's another thread of pretending that criticising and learning from Bannon's massive failure is somehow the same thing as sucking Mitch's dick.

It's early in europe. are you available for the day, or on a break?

We're all gonna be okay. I love you no matter how many times you've called me a mutt.

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>Cards against humanity
>BIG BLACK DICK DA HURR HURR
>Oh we are being so NAUGHTY saying these NO NO words huh guys?
>Thank good free speech and humor is relegated to a game
>I simply couldn't bare making unpopular statements that might actually be attributed to me
>What would my FACEBOOK friends think?!?!

youtube.com/watch?v=XAW_Re6azEg

you're also a fag

You can start by actually criticizing Mitch McConnel's SuperPAC that spawned this whole thing in the first place. I'm sure you're just going to gloss over that though and just attack me because it's easier than addressing your cognitive dissonance.

REEEEEEEEEE

IMPEACH

IMPEEEEEACH!!!

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It's annoying because almost every county in Minnesota was red except for Minneapolis and Duluth. Cucked by cities as usual

>he's still at it

We're not losing naything, we're carefully laying traps for the enemy to fall into and then we're hanging the enemy.

Next time you fuck a hot girl, remember...

Contraception is treason.
Racemixing is treason.
Both is double treason!

Do it raw. Make white babies.

old Sup Forums is dead because we didn't keep up infodumps/redpill threads during the election.

Now people genuinely think that Civic Nationalism is the way to go.
Because you know, I'm sure Spics and Niggers will respect institutions founded in Western European Enlightenment Philosophy and totally won't scrap it all for bigger government and handou- And we just defaulted on our debt.

It's almost noon here so I will be gone for lunch in about 15 minutes.

You have something to say twerp, say it? Because snark isn't going to cut it chump.

PART

How long have you been here?

what if the girl isn't white?

Promiscuity isn’t treason? Single motherhood isn’t treason?

Kebab and curry?

Bring back a few of those delicious waffles of yours, Belgie

If not for you Drumphy assholes, it would have been OUR turn!

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Another one bites the dust

No, Bannon enabled this fuckup to happen because he played wildcard, which lead to Trump losing a seat in Senate. If he just waited and didn't try to turn this election into a crusade, Reps would won. You can't attack GOPe before Dems are six feet under.

You think MItch should have thrown money at someone who declared war on him?

Address me like a man or don't Poland. I'm not giving you another (you) otherwise. You've got nothing.

futurism.com/nasa-hosting-conference-detail-major-alien-planet-discovery/
NASA conference today

I didn't expect that in the video. Good job.

But seriously, edit that Jets thing out so it can be a 10/10 copy pasta

PAY FOR MY DIVORCE LAWYERS

Not holding my breath on anything mind-boggling.

We're never going to win again because nobody wants to put an end to democrats rigging the vote. lol
They got away with it 3 times now so hard it isn't even funny, nobody even bats an eye.
Trump just barely won. Again. Trump was a fluke. They pulled out all the stops to steal the election for Hillary.

>can't protect the vote
>can't protect the border
>can't protect the future

GG,EZ. Please keep infighting though.

Can we stop with this already? For Christ's sake, we're supposed to be bigger than Bannon, McConnell and Trump himself. We learned from the Jews how to create a golem, but we failed to learn that it needs to be programmed, reprogrammed, and discarded as the circumstances dictate. We let our creation run wild and somehow we're surprised that it stopped doing what we wanted when other people got hold of it.

Mine free or die

wtf I'm a bitch for Mitch now

>Address me like a man
You mean “agree with my point of view”?

> So you're admitting that a sitting Republican spent their own money to run a SuperPAC to fuck with a running Republican candidiate
Duh! Babbiy first election?

> All I see is Bannon receiving hate and not actual motherfucking obstructionists like himself.
user, read up what I said. Bannon’s mistake was not losing Alabama. Bannon’s mistake was entering a war he didn’t have the minimal preparation to win. Here is the extent of Bannon involvement in the Alabama race

> back a candidate that would pretty much win the primary by himself, bar any external interference
> loudly proclaims this as the battleground and Moore as the opening shot against McConnell in his drive to oust every single one of his picks
> loudly suck his own cock on national media when Moore beats Strange in the primaries, declare his brand of “Trumpism without Trump” the future winner of congress and antagonize even more not only McConnell but also Trump and the White House.

Then, to show evidence his lack of preparation

> fails to secure enough money to independently fund his own candidate, depending on the exact structure he vowed to uproot
> fails to prepare his candidate for the general election with a pathetic campaign structure who quite literally “left it in the hands of God” (Moore’s own words)
> completely fail to push the message even to his own constituency, instead focusing on social issues like trannies and abortion while the people of Alabama voted Trump for jobs and the economy

Moore would won regardless. But Bannon made it clear that a Moore victory would be a McConnell loss and made it so “you either are with McConnell, the senate majority leader or you are with me”

Lessons:
> 1. Guerrilla warfare works better than facing experienced well funded army in the open field
> 2. Do not engage in warfare against people you depend for resources
> 3. Do no push your allies of circumstance away or open a new front while your enemies are still breathing

Treason, and if you use contraception, double treason.

I prefer single moms over whores who fuck hundreds of men without ever getting pregnant. And don't forget the manwhores. It's degenerate but not traitorous.

>curry on kebab instead of garlic sauce

>You have something to say twerp, say it? >Because snark isn't going to cut it chump.
You sound like a child, nobody is going to take you seriously

you're probably the same guy aho has been spamming the same nonsense for over 6 hours straight yesterday
You're a joke, and you have absolutely no control over yourself. You will spend the rest of the day here just as you did yesterday

you dont tell me what the fuck to do, I kept that there for a reason

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>Ctrl+F
>153226701
>Pic related

Thank you.

okay, meme wrong, whatever man.

Isn't that what you Belgian Mustafas eat in your new EU Caliphate?

soyboy pansy being a tattle tale

It'll stop when some of you hypoctitical fucks stop acting like you're trying to fight corrution on both sides while also accepting it. Some of you can handle getting called out; most just want to reeee about it because they know they've lost the argument from jump.

funny thing is that he completely ignored the pics of his wife and her nigger dick giving the camera a shit eating smile, then later, he's asking himself why his wife is divorcing him

I don't WANT to hate Mitch except for what he did in Alabama. But if it wasn't for him, we'd have Garland in SCOTUS and that's a hell of a lot more damaging than going from 52 to 51 senators.

>flag
>new EU Caliphate
Lad, I don’t think this is going to end well for you.

So you're going to spend the rest of the day here, sperging out like a child over spilled milk, like I said

whatever faggot

>Lad
cringe

>fuck you mgtow fags
>p-please gib for muh divorce
Baaaaaaaawhahahahaha!

Not Tavis!
>Pretty soon Democrat men are going to have to start their own party. The only one left in Demonrat Classic will be thoroughly nutless.

Hey man, I just got off a 3 day ban for asking /ptg/ what their favorite type of doughnut was in the dead of night during a slow news weekend where there was jack shit else to talk about.

Goes around comes around

Would you prefer “lass”?

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>Brexit
>EU Central, overrun by Mustafa
Son, do you know only dad can use the term "lad"?

>he doesn't know what a kapsalon is

I JUST GOT HOME
WHY IS MIKA ATTACKING DIVERSITY ABOUT OMAROSA

It feels like she's kind of disappeared lately.

No, I'm leaving because I have real world responsibilities. Unlike yourself. Here comes your snark yet again though I'm sure because you can't hang.

npr.org/2017/12/13/570131890/as-marriage-standards-change-a-therapist-recommends-rethinking-infidelity
stop being faithful to your partner
>varg.jpg

also known as "Why not just put the salad in a different container"?

Looks like someone was sick over your lunch, take it back and get a new one.

you're a slave to this general, like so many before you. see you in a few hours, when you start spamming the same 5 images again and give us another song and dance routine

You probably didn't include an image. People forget this is an image board.

Whatever happened to that Q user shit, has it died?

Please answer before you leave, shill.

thegoldwater.com/news/13965-Florida-Department-of-Law-Enforcement-Agents-Bust-Pedophiles-using-Dropbox-for-Child-Porn-Ring
florida man strikes again
>storing highly illegal porn on a dropbox

You got me to a T boss. Having fun sucking yourself off this morning. Take care faggot.

Fags in here getting a little cranky

Must be those stomachs rumbling...ready for a FUCKING DELICIOUS THURSDAY MORNING BREAKFAST!!

I most certainly did post it with an image and it got many (You)s. Since it was something that everyone has an opinion on AND there was absolutely nothing else to talk about.

The fact that the News stops dead on Fridays 5pm should tip everyone off to the fact that there is something fucked up with our mainstream news media. The world doesn't stop just because Wolf Blitzer isn't in the office.

True.

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It's over, lads, the russia narrative is real

I actually see it your way, but at this point I have to question how much the argument is actually helping. We've had an entire day to fling shit at each other over this and I can't help but wonder if we're not missing the forest for the trees. The extent to which it's either Bannon or McConnell's fault just reflects how much of our own influence we've conceded.

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