Thank you America. Thanks a lot

Thank you America. Thanks a lot.

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There's no fucking way the shitskins can resist that.

That is conquest.

>America didn't do shit in WW2 lol you showed up at the last minute, Russia did the most
>WTF America it's all your fault, Russia is based though

Never could understand the dual schizophrenic quality of Germans

>America
Didn't you guys invade your allies, the USSR, who then killed 80% of your armies and took Berlin?

Why blame America?

Because America gave the communist most of their supplies and materials. Just like we armed half the middle east terrorist.

>everything goes right
>Russians btfo Hitler
>shit goes bad
>THANKS AMERICA!
Still trying to figure out the logic behind that one. But I guess without our hardware Russia would be a mass Slavic grave.

Doesn't really work out for (((them))) though.
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Are normal german jews as (((liberal and progressive))) as the average american jew?

why blame america? Because they invaded europe. Nobody else could have done it at the time, not the brits not anyone.

The reason why europe is in this mess today, is because the americans took europe in 45. Had american influence not reached europe we would not be talking about immigration or feminism today

>it's the US's fault Hitler declared war on US, and you elected a lefty government.

The original is much more asthetic and looks more like a civilization. The new version with neon looks a lot like some total recall distopian wasteland society. Why is our world so fucking ugly now?

You did it to yourself

>doing nothing
>fighting against axis

how about... you joined the war and fought FOR Germany?

It's not our fault. The Italians could have kept us busy in Africa if they knew how to fight. That would have postponed the French invasion and given you time to push back the communists.
I shouldn't say "us." My family were in the Pacific killing Japs. They never said anything bad about Germany.

You did it to yourself Klaus, should have kept it low key until the rest of the world took notice of how awesome you were. Tried to go too big too fast.

Germany wouldn't be the moral authority it is today without Adolf and all that happened back then.

You seriously expect us to betray the UK and kill our Anglo brothers? We don't even speak your language

Lol sry

>anglo

>Mfw Boomers and (((Greatest Generations))) use the "We'd all be speakin' Germin if it wurn't for the veterans" rhetoric
>Mfw Boomers use the MUH HOLOCAUST rhetoric
>Mfw they still don't see entire generations of white European people (mainly) weren't duped into a brother war by the eternal fucking Jew

We tried but you idiots were just too autistic. You should honestly be thanking us for fighting as hard as we did. We could have just let the reds take your whole country.

Thank Japan
>hurr hurr haha let's just attack America 4 no raisin

Yeah no reason at all they just one day decided any cause is as good as other to attack a massive manufacturing power house.

language > culture + blood + race + identity + western civilization
seems good

Thanking for what? You did literally nothing for the good guys, you just wasted nippon time

>declares war on US
>loses

REEE WHY DIDNT YOU KEKS FIGHT FOR US

We love you for trying though, Hans. Your northern cousins would have been better off today had you won

Sorry Hans, we spared you generations of communism and tried to break the cycle of asshurt in the German psyche. Clearly after a couple of generations it's a failed experiment but at least this time your fractured ass won't result in another world war.

>mocking the echo meme
>mocking Germany
this fucking jew needs to be tortured and killed in the most gruesome way possible

You are welcome!

Shalom, mien neger...

My grandpa is sorry.

>war begins
>burgers are to cucked to join the good side
>nippons attack because war was inevitable, due to Americas policy of playing wannabe-wordpolice
>declare war on nippons
>Germans are honorably men, trying to help their ally.

USA MASTER RACE

No, lend-lease only hit significant numbers after the Red Army had already turned the tide.

Are you retarded? If America hadn't invaded Europe would look like Russia. We can't blame everything on America, Europe has *always* been more leftist than them.
Feminism and immigration tolerance were born in Europe, not America.

>Germans
>after 45

choose one

While you're at it, have some of this too....

>America made us invade Poland
>America made us not destroy the British Expeditionary Force in France
>America made us squander the Luftwaffe in a dick measuring contest
>America made us invade Greece because Italy was too incompetent to follow through, diverting valuable resources from Barbarossa
>America made us ignore warning from our general staff that the Russians had 17,000 armored vehicles in 1941 and forced us to invade the Soviet Union
>America made us not have a clear victory objective in Barbarossa, and diverted valuable troops away from the push on Moscow to pointlessly encircle 700k troops in the Kiev pocket which was a decisive factor in not being able to reach and capture Moscow and Leningrad in 1941
>America made us needlessly preoccupied with capturing a strategically unimportant city named Stalingrad instead of pushing through to Astrakhan, cutting off the Caucasus, taking over the Soviet oil supply in Baku, and pushing out advantage in every direction on the steppe
>America made us resign our largest military object, the 6th Army to certain death in Stalingrad in yet another dick measuring contest
>America made us take offensive action in 1943 and squander our newly re-vamped armored forces in a telegraphed attack at Kursk which went nowhere and cripped our operational abilities on the Eastern Front, permanently losing the initiative
>America made us ally ourselves with Japan who did not join in our attack on the Soviets and helped get us involved in a war against the United States
>WHY U DO DIS AMERIKKKA??

In the 1940s, not today toothpaste.

You fucks should have,as should have Canadians. You were fighting for jews not Anglos

U WELGOME

>declare war on the US because your Jap allies did
>complain decades later when Jews cuck you

Kill yourself

Which cock germans nowdays sucks more turkish or jewish?

Thinking this is actually how history went.

>the absolute state of Germany.

Do Germans always have no self-awareness?

You realize Nazi Germany was against everything that America was at the time right? America was never a fascist state, we've been a liberal capitalist democracy (aka filth) for a long time. I feel for you German bro but American degeneracy is nothing new, it's just progressively gotten worse. I wish you had won.

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>Understand the jews in 67 seconds

At least turks are against degeneracy

>leaf

i'm not even surprised

>Bankrupt Britkeks and destroy their empire by default while profiting from their war and stepping in at the last minute.
>Let krautkeks and slavefags destroy each other for twice as long, stepping in at the last minute to rewrite history with kiked mastery and claim full credit.
>Britkeks ruined, krautcucks eternally btfo, Slavfags can never recover, bankrupt them too.

The prodigal son of the eternal anglo in top form, lads.

>tfw the amerimutt does not even realise his ancestry is most likely German

>Never could understand the dual schizophrenic quality of Germans

The Russians never genocided the Germans, but a German genocide have been official US policy since WW2.

The USA could perhaps escape being seen as responsible, if they had made themselves into victims of the Jews, but there is no indication that the USA is willing to do that.

Most did though, second most spoken in the country before wwii

>my feet hurts

Who do you think financed the Soviets from the the start, nigger?

Dats right. You know that whole "white race" meme? That's us too, wrecking your ethnic nation states like it ain't no thang as you meme our own made ethnicity.

How many levels of empire are you even on on, eurocuck? You are like babbys.

lol

>be US
>cut off Japan's oil
>poke hornet's nest of Japan
>Japan attacks pearl harbor in retaliation for full blown economic warfare
>wtf look at Japan they so unhinged, we dindu nuffin
>US secretly supplies the UK in WW1 even though claiming to be neutral
>bait Germany into sinking the lusitania that was trafficking munitions
>go to war using false flag
>fast forward WW2
>supply Britain with arms and destroyers in return for all their technological blueprints and advancements, also in the end of the agreement asks Britain to dissolve its empire
>supply Russia with arms even though again claiming to be neutral
>Germany finally gets sick of this kike country's jewing and declares war
>wtf Germoney why you so unhinged we dindu nuffin?!!

Seriously, if you can't realise the US is a mutt country tun by Jews you're an idiot. I just feel sorry for Americans getting fucked in the ass, they obviously don't know any better. They'll keep blindly praising their Israeli vassal state until the 1% meme will become reality.

I'm sorry, Germany. We fucked up. It may not mean much coming from a mutt like me but I am sorry.

I call bullshit on that

I believe
Luke runs out of Mana and dies
Kilo Ren kills snoke
Nigger kisses gook
Rey and kilo get together
Yoda shows up
Boycott Jewish degeneracy

>Thank you America. Thanks a lot.
Thank the UK. They ignored both German truce attempts of the World Wars and gave the Jews Israel to pull America in twice. THEY were the catalysts for it all. Americans didn't want to get involved over there. That is why it took Pearl Harbor to get pulled in.

>America didn't do shit in WW2
What about giving the Russians supplies to fight Germany with?

Conquered

>How many levels of empire are you even on on, eurocuck?

Norway will still be there, but the loyal attack dog of some other empire, when the USA have become Brazil in a few years time.

>be belgium
>pretty much a non-country

we are still under american occupation
america was the driving force behind creating the one world government we now have

Ignore the other Amerilard posters. I'm sorry that things turned out this way Germany, but our country was lost when the warmonger Woodrow Wilson created the federal reserve and involved the US in WW1 for blood money. FDR was a closet commie who should have been pushed into a ditch and left for dead. Americans don't run America, they just do what the (((masters))) dictate.

Prove him wrong nigger.

>weak kraut picks fight he shouldnt have
>gets ass kicked
>still bitching about it 70 years later
Hey you're very welcome. Any other hard lessons you need to learn, we'd be happy to teach you again.

>Implying race matters
>Implying Europe's ethnic nation states were ever founded on the colonial concept of race.
>Implying a Scandinavian born and raised in China would ever be considered Chinese, let alone Asian.
>Implying a literal nigger arrived in Scandinavia would not legally become a Scandinavian

Do you honestly believe your nations are not our vassal states? We Empire classical style; no annexations these days, the natives rule, but you play ball by our rules.

You are cucked. So are we, but it's funny and we aren't billionaire jews and can't stop it when it's down to brass tacks. You are fucked; more progressive too, gotta show us how it's done, none of this seven decades to minority like us (which is the metric you will use, because you have no ethnic national identity anymore and you are mutts in your United States of Europe, and twice cucked)

>start world war
>ample opportunities presented to BTFO the planet and bring an age of national socialist peace and prosperity
>make mistakes at every turn, sperg out on the Soviets and ally yourselves with unreliable death cult samurai
>all of Europe about to be overrun and conquered by the communists
>America invades France to keep this from happening, managed to swipe all of France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Austria, half of Germany, and Italy from the clutches of the Soviet Internationalists
>would have had one globalist government in Europe in 1946 or 1947 anyway
>FUCK YOU AMERIKKKA!

Do you remember East Germany? That would have been simply "Germany" as well as France, all of Austria instead of half of Vienna, Italy, the low countries, etc. Maybe if Hitler had been able to show some restraint and operate a bit more tactically we wouldn't be in this mess right now. You can blame the United States all you want but its a case of dog bites man. Why didn't Hitler close off the mediterranean and render the British completely harmless in 1940? Why did Hitler invade the Soviet Union? Why didn't the Soviet Invasion succeed? Was it because instead of trying to win a political or industrial victory Germany was trying to simply destroy troops in the field like retards with no clear objective?

I love Nazi Germany as much as the next guy for their spunk and ambition but jesus fuck you can't shift the blame for your failure to a bunch of retarded mutts who showed up in 1944 to make sure communism didn't roll right through western europe.

Burgers barely did anything though. All you did was drop 2 nukes on Jap civilians because you were too much of a pussy to meet them head on.
Then you decided to sweep into Yurop as a clean up squad after the war had already been pretty much won thanks to the RAF's bombing of Germany and the Soviets who managed to push them all the way back to Berlin.
For having the world's so-called strongest and biggest army you're also the most incompetent.

>this whole thread

I am beyond ashamed for what we did to the Aryan state. The power of the jew is real, he can convince brothers to kill each other

I know how humiliating this is Hans, we had the same shit here too. Some politician said: "Don't compare holocaust and holodomor! the jews suffered much more, they deserve more sympathies". I know how this feels man

Amerifats didn't invated the whole Europe but only half of it.the rest have been taken by the Moskievskie dog

kokol ne kukarekai

what a remarkable show of intelligence, Ivan.

da ladno che ti, ya po prikoly

it's okay man

...

You are welcome, homosexual.

oy GEVALT how dayuh da goyim do such a thing

Is it cognitive dissonance with this kike or is he just very vindictive openly?

>What is realpolitik

We also dropped nuclear weapons and firebombed millions of noncombatants into a smoldering pile of jew. Compared to the worst nazi caricature, you think we're good guys? We kiked your entire continent from top to bottom, allies and enemies. Literally kiked kike; the soviets were always our kike's kike puppets, two franchises and pure win because neither would fight or glow in the dark CIA mossad kgb niggers start disappearing people and killing presidents.

You ever seen our currency, the creepy kike illumanity shit on it? Feels good man. Stay cucked Eurofags.

You brought it upon yourselves.

Give me the address of yours. NOW

>Do you honestly believe your nations are not our vassal states?

Do you honestly believe that Norway is not good at surviving as a vassal state, as empires come go?

The pro-white rebellion was started here on Sup Forums, but not by americans. Americans have erased their own history, so they don't know that calling cucks cucks have brought down empires before.

Germanic-Russo alliance when?

USA nuked Japan to scare the shit out of the Soviets.

Nah, it was retaliation for Pearl Harbor. They also lacked the manpower for a land invasion after losing over half their naval fleet.
It's still one of the most cowardly war crimes in any war ever.

Hitler biggest mistake was thinking england would remain neutral. Pretty sure that's why he let everyone get away at Dunkirk too.
Yes, the eastern front was retarded.
The US provoked Japan so they could get into the war, they were already allied with the Brits (pooling intelligence etc.).
Hitler would have agreed to unconditional peace with the US and England at any time.

All of this doesn't really matter though, war is war and all is fair in war. The allies won and installed the one world government we now have and America was the driving force behind it all. Germany is the boogey man in the creation myth of modern democracy and is destined to forever be under the yoke of it's American overlords :^)
So yeah, thanks America!

Also the plan was not to btfo the planet. That was the plan of modern deocracy.

Germany declared war on the USA you dumb Kraut.
I wish Germany won but learn your damn history.

Hitler the dumb fuck that thought invading Russia would good idea. If he broken the Molotov-Ribbontrop pact there is now way we could have contended in the field with the entire German army. We would have had to wait until the A bombs were ready

You are welcome Abdul

American argumentation in this thread so far.

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>Europe is a mess not because Europeans ruined it twice in a span of 40 years but because America had to come and clean up the mess

Yeah fuck off

You could've stopped at the Sudetenland at had a massive fascist German ethno-state, but you didn't stop, you just needed that fucking Danzig corridor didn't you?

Truth is, you could've had it too, but then you attacked the Soviet Union after striking a comfortable deal and splitting Eastern Europe, but nope, you needed Lebensraum.

Truth is, you could've, possibly, maybe beaten the Soviet Union, the UK, and what remained of allied forces, but then you declared war against the US, and honestly, wtf did you think was going to happen. You had all the chances in the world, but you couldn't tell that you were quickly overextending yourself until you were strung out across and entire continent with enemies on all sides.

Now Europe is dying and the West is ridden with degeneracy. Thanks to you, fascism and nationalism are discredited in the eyes of the public. What's more, it is Germany herself who is at the gates of Europe ushering in the Caliphate. You fucked up, and now someone else is going to have to clean up the mess you made, and god knows who that'll be.

Shouldn't have declared war on us, bitchboi.

You mean thank you Soviet Union, the Nation of the slimiest of kikes who managed to get their kike cousins to infiltrate USA, France, and UK to fight against the last vestige of racial purity and social / technological progression from the Japanese, Romans, and Germans, the only societies to ever actually matter in this world.

Being against degeneracy means little when most Turks lose their virginity at 14.

ITT Germans who want to blame America despite being the center of an emerging dystopian superstate leading the efforts to turn Europe into a caliphate.