This triggers the chink

This triggers the chink

I wish Japan would take over china.

I wish Japan still owned the Korean Peninsula and Taiwan.

Japan doesn't want anymore clay. Being small and united is a much better survival tactic than being big and divided.

>not playing exclusively as your own country

This triggers Southerners

man ,hoi4 is good

I've played an American play through. Its boring as shit. The AI sucks and the Axis pretty much lose the war before you can even get into it

Same. Chinese are dirty, Japanese are clean. Chinese pollute, Japanese are environmentalist. Chinese are rude, Japanese are polite. China is a dangerous shithole, Japan is one of the safest nations in the world and has solid infrastructure. Chinese are liars, Japanese have work ethic.

m8 pretty sure they try to take every island possible. Not much land for agriculture, industry, etc. I'd love to exterminate 1 Billion Chinese subhumans and let Japan take it over.

What game's that?

Japan was dirty when it was developed. Japan was the net largest polluters of the world when they were developing. Can deny Chinese rudeness, China is not a dangerous country but Japan is safer. China still has a work ethic. You're self conscious of the fact that America is losing it's grip on the world and it kills you to know that America will be a forgotten nation of the past.

liver of steel 3

Hearts of Iron 4

based WW2 game where you can play as hitler and take over the world

Why the fuck do your have so many armies dude, it's better to have a level 9 field marshal as Japan over anything and everything else . Command wise at least

naval invasions.

t. Takahashi

>that America will be a forgotten nation of the past.
Like Spain is?

australia is worse. too irrelevant to do anything

goy4

>play as australia
>hold new guinea with naval bombers until america gets involved
>invade iwo jima
>base all of my strategic bombers there
>bomb the fuck out of japan for 2 years straight

Hearts of Iron 3 is better but Hearts of Iron 4 is very fun.

This triggers literally everyone

>japan will never take over the world
>you will never wake up as a comfort woman and then go on your daily death march after getting off work
why even live

Nice post weeaboo. Now show us how the actual world looks.

This gave me cancer

>Hoi4
>Not playing Hoi3
Fucking pleb, get off my board

yeah you got me fucked up with that shit.

Notice how even though the Soviets won the civil war the Russian government is still in Finland?

Csn you imagine how better the world would be if this was true?

Holy shit

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This triggers the spic

Japan is anti-commie as fuck and begged for peace with us, but we ignored them because war was a great way to save our economy

>1 Theater
Not only the Chinks are triggered by that image.

Why would Huey Longs Fascist real America trigger me?

Holy hell, I just realized that if the US had left Japan alone during WW2 then there wouldn’t be a billion dog eating chinks and pollution would be wayyyyy lower than it is today, not to mention that North Korea wouldn’t exist and commies would be gone completely. Jesus Christ man this country really DID fight for the wrong side!

This triggers the American

Japan are /ourgooks/ but man, ive been to China before and its pretty cool. Obviously Southern China is 3rd world but the first and second tier cities are impressive and the food is to die for.

Huey isn't a fascist. Pelley and his gang of boy scouts are fascists.

What would be better is just if China split up into multiple warring factions.

Sorry bub. Instructions unclear

Hoi 3 was better, or at least the game play was better, the tech and the event-research is shit.

So China in the late 20s early 30s?

If only Japan had just left Hawaii the fuck alone. Or at least if they didn't have such incompetent people in their embassy that couldn't decode a declaration of war before it happened. Our own spooks had it decoded faster than they did!

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>canada
>australia
This checks out.

And this, World, is the American education system.

What a fucking retard.

>Japan still japanese

fuck yeah...
Texas

>Australia
>Canada
>Chinese Empire

Deep

I made them my puppet so they could make anime for me

lol

Don't forget sub saharan africa.

>not playing Total wars
sad!

Paradox games are much better than the total war series imo

Yeah,
But the combat is so, so bloody boring that sometimes I can't help but play total wars instead of paradox games

Creative Assembly is literally shit tier. AI keeps getting worse with every new relea- I mean cash grab.

this triggers the nip
also:
>not staying shogun forever to exploit the unlimeted vassals
>not island hop towards europe early on
>not no cb savoy
>not allying with france
>not eating away more and more of northern italy
>not converting the virgin christcucks to the chad shinto faith
>not conquering rome and making it your capital
>not allying brandenburg and helping them form prussia
>not backstabbing france and steamrolling it with your prussian bros
ya blew it.

Its Hoi4 not Europa

(tr/n)igger

i'd love to have a game like ck2 where you could click on a battle and play it out like in total war

Just like real life

Well, to be fair, China is still a developing nation

Computer game fucking degenerate.
Japan dominates USA culturally.
Proof: Sup Forums elected molester Trump and supported child sex offender Moore.

Japan is rising up now

you mean the opposite. Them rice fuckers still need to apologize.

Like every empire or nation that has risen to the top.

>italy actually holding Greece, Egypt and Tunisia

that's not like the hoi games I remember

What map mod is that?

This triggers the /gsg/er.

But their population is decreasing

Same.

Every time you conquer China, you become China.

This. You assimilate into the soulless mass that is China and their shitty Confucian ethics.

because he hasn't defeated the CSA and MacArthur yet

It triggers me that you have field marshals commanding fewer than 25 troops at a time. Are you ready for Waking the Tiger? I had a good time with Death or Dishonor. At least when the paradox kikes charge you 15 bucks for DLC its probably worth more in entertainment value than the past 17 Call of Duty games combined.

Why you no respeck china?

As someone who was born and raised and promptly left Maryland, if it were communist Russia it wouldn't be far off from reality tbqh

I wish we were a part of the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. That is where we belong.

They Were desperate for oil US cut off the supply

Japan never intended to actually annex China thought. It was meant to be turned into a puppet with significant port cities under direct Japanese control.

t. Chang from Vancouver.

Eh, you can get them up to 50 and just build a modest carrier fleet and some naval bombers to fuck up the Americans if they come close. Be lucky and if the Japs and Germans do their job you will have options to consider. Be facist obviously. Not Brazil though. I like to take over S. Africa early, then Portugal, the homeland.

lol you know nothing of Japan. Japan is as dirty as any other country. My Japanese physics TA even said my shit town is cleaner and better looking than some of the places in Japan.

ur funny balticfrend. I hope the Russians kill you last

is there a game that uses present day countries?

Thats why you have to play as a smaller nation (Sweeden/Spain/Some Balkan nation), join the Axis and turn the tide of the war.

dude, soce?

No, they have a completely differente gameplay so the comparison makes no sense

There is a mod that includes after WWII and right after Trump's inauguration

I never liked the way troops move

>oldest advanced civilization on earth
>still developing
how the mighty have fallen
especially the indians
i often wonder if the ancient indians were different from the shitskins that live there now

Agreed

>Not fighting off the vipers in Kaiserreich and taking over the world as the Ottoman Empire after crushing the Islamic Axis

HOI4 has the most retarded AI on Earth. Every normal game is WW3 within two years becuase the AI is lazy and responds to player actions.

It's mid-game Kaiserreich. The "What is Germany won WWI?" mod.

morld of morecraft

>still no EU4 posting

Millenium Dawn + The Millenium dawn AI mod or it'll be boring as fuck as everyone sits around in peace.

But that mod slows down worse than any other late game so I don't even play it.

kek, even in a Texan's fantasy, the mighty patrician state of Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island stand strong, alongside our allies in central Maryland. East Coast is best coast, extra 37 states were a mistake.

Because they always lose the ACW.

My favourites to play are Russia and Japan.

How can you be so sure?
Japan still owes a huge debt to the US