16 inchh meat feast pizza feel ashamed when collecting it hope no cunt sees me walking home with it
Isaac Robinson
Literally who can stop me?
Zachary Campbell
oh dear you've made sure your thread dies quickly what a fate
Joseph Perry
>12 years old, 12th birthday >love DBZ >mum decides to make me Senzu Beans on toast for breakfast >spends a pretty long time making me my special themed meal, somehow managing to put red stars in my special Dragonball drink >serves Senzu Beans on toast for breakfast >I am really excited and happy >my dad Eddie is hungover and mad again >sits down at the table >starts asking 'what the fuck is this fucking nonce shit you cunting snake with tits' to my mum >she meekly explains it is Senzu Beans on Toast for my birthday >he looks at me >''Maybe this ugly little nonce wants a fucking six year old to smile at him, the only thing I want smiling at me is a fucking woman who has made me a full english'' >throws all my breakfast on the floor and tells me to fuck off or he'll punch me in throat
>my mother starts apologising and cooking him a fucking full english breakfast >I run upstairs to hide underneath my Beyblade bed covers. I wish I didn't have to live here. >After eating his breakfast, he loudly exclaims "YOU KNOW I HATE FUCKING SMOKED BACON YOU CUNT". I hear a smack. He's punched her in the throat again. >Eddie eventually leaves for work at Forbidden planet >go downstairs >mum is clearly crying >she gives me my presents >one of them is a Piccolo action figure >one is a stack of Evangelion DVDs >one is the One Piece OVA >one is an anime body pillow of Misty from Pokemon >dad superglued condoms to all of them with post it notes saying things like 'i wish your mothers womb had caught fire with you inside' on the DVD's and 'i wish I had slotted you little cunt on the way back from the hospital' >pretend they aren't there, thank mum for the gifts and hug her >Eddie beat her later on after drinking another bottle of Tesco Value White Spirit >He leaves sometime in the early morning to meet with a man who he is having an affair with over the internet. >Comes back some time in the afternoon still high on amphetamines and smelling of semen.
Logan Hill
Will Eddie pick it up?
Evan Jenkins
brit/pol/ subhumans, how does this make you feel?
How does it know that BNP, EDL, UKIP, Britain First and National Action all flopped?
How does it feel knowing that you're all useless deadbeats who've contributed nothing to British politics?
How does it feel knowing that Britain will become less wh*Te by the minute?
How does it feel knowing your powerless against the based Tories and Labour?
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING A BLACK BULL AND A WH*TE GIRL.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO SEEING MORE MOSQUES BUILT.
ALL THE CITIES WILL BE LIKE LONDON.
BUT KEEP POSTING YOUR GAY HITCHENS MEMES AND CIRCLEJERKING ON YOUR CONTAINMENT GENERAL!
Carson Morris
Reminder this is pube and he just wants attention because nobody likes him irl and he has no friends so just ignore him
Cameron Morris
Ennnie meanie miney mo Catch a perro by the toe If it cacas let it go Eanie miney mo
Joseph Hill
>this is pube No it's not.
>he has no friends >posts on this shit hole unironically Sad!
Isaiah Brown
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Landon Brown
If you reply to any post "Pakistani Poster" makes from any point below this line
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You will have a stroke and your mother will die in her sleep that night.
Kayden Edwards
Based.
Aiden Cox
Thank you bro.
Ian Nelson
Peter Hitchens
Zachary Lopez
Ock, nooo, Nicola's got her hands on ma bawbees.
Brayden Gutierrez
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Logan Brooks
it's either Pube or WN. Both have been BTFO here multiple times and both are the kind of bitter, salty personalities to do such a thing.
At least Eddie you can take the piss out of and he doesn't sperg out.
Kevin Nguyen
Who?
Anthony Morris
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Angel Perez
Name my band Sup Forums?
Jace Hill
Well he mostly turns up when Pube is getting BTFO and rarely attacks him but will attack WN whenever he can so i'm going to go with the first option.
Eli Sanchez
Humiliating The Alt-Right
Owen Brooks
The 56%s
Jose Roberts
Invaders and the damned
Camden Ortiz
>rarely attacks him Pube is my ally.
Jeremiah Johnson
The Part and Parcels Project
Ian Morris
>wh*Te people
David Hughes
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Gabriel Richardson
True tbqh
Gavin White
>wh*Te people >people Brother wh*Tes ain't people, they're subhumans.
Liam Sanders
Hmm I would fuck a snake with tits.
I never knew I had it in me
Colton Gonzalez
It's Tory propaganda not right wing
Josiah Diaz
But they're a far right party
Brayden James
“Enemies of the people” sounds really right wing
Juan Edwards
The Ones The Mail Told You To Hate
Jayden Russell
It can't be stopped because of low birthrates. Our economy would die.
The reason the British people's cultural output has fallen so dramatically is that our women are slags. Men are getting laid so they don't have the energy for other more cultural pursuits.
David Wright
>that absolute Nigel behind Kahn
Samuel Reed
don't fall for what Eddie did, he fell for ones reptilian wiles and now has a little Snakeling child he despises and a snake with tits he hates.
When is your wife laying the next clutch of Edlings, Eddie?
May literally took power without anyone voting for her just like Hitler
Adrian Bennett
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Cameron Hernandez
damn... that picture I....
Ive never felt this way before I
Ill be right back...
I need to play xcom 2
Leo Allen
Thought she was taking a shit Disappointed
Justin Sanders
the church of England is literally just a left wing pressure group now
Jayden Smith
>These students from the Al Sadiq & Al Zahra girls school choir performing at the Grenfell memorial service in St Paul's Cathedral
imagine if he were here today to see a bunch of filthy saracens singing in front of his cathedral what a sorry state of affairs
Kayden Lopez
It's literally pube. He's admitted to it in the past
Brody Bennett
Quintessentially British.
Adult Muslim women are expected to dress modestly so that men outside the family cannot see their bodies. But what is the point of a child or pre-pubescent girl wearing a hijab?
WHY has nobody questioned these cunts on this?
Tyler Lewis
>Anglo genes
Leo Russell
>He's admitted to it in the past Prove it.
Kevin Cox
100% Nordic Germanic Viking, amigiht?
Ryder Brown
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Michael Martinez
>anglo genes
Grayson Scott
Inbred snow niggers fuck off
I don’t see any prepubescent girls?
Alexander Sullivan
I like that they put them in black and white to make people, at a quick glance, think they're nuns.
Chase White
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!
Connor Jones
>wh*Tes
Luis Collins
>pubes spams this place with impunity for a week >Mods barely lift a finger or only respond after he has shitted up three threads in a row.
>Post one mutt on /ptg/ >banned in seconds.
Hmm
Brandon Hernandez
>banned Ban for what?
Josiah Butler
>WE CONQUERED THE WORLD WE DID >FOOKIN LAZY PAKIS >ME GRANDDAD DIN'T DIE FIGHTING THE JAPANESE FOR ALL THESE FOOKIN FOREIGNERS
Eli Gonzalez
I think it's because sandniggers consider little girls sexually active
Lucas Allen
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Eli Myers
They look between the ages of 10-12.
Dominic King
Ha Ha White People
Andrew King
what the bloody fuck
Blake Barnes
This.
John Perry
rude
Jaxson Nguyen
WH*tE subhuman BTFO by based blackbro
Chase Price
>Ye m8 i did vote UKIP >an' wot?
Brayden Butler
>We take the quality of posts in this place very seriously. >you spam the same images and the same responses in almost every thread, bereft of humour, insight or even brevity.
>OI DA FOOKIN PAKIS ARE TAKING ARE JOBS >C'MON TOIME TO STROIKE ON ARE TRADE UNION >FOOKING LOW-IQ LAZY PAKIS, OH SHET, MY SHIFT'S NEARLY ENDING! >FUCKING PAKIS, FORCING ME TO PAY £50 FOR MY UKIP MEMBERSHIP!
Andrew Ortiz
The Gummy Cunts
Samuel Hill
Wrong. There is without a doubt a link between our own decadence, complacency and stupidity and our cultural decline and lowered birthrates, but it's not just because our women have largely been manipulated into becoming degenerate, materialistic spastics. Technological advancements and the mass availability of entertainment and pornography are also factors. Intentional and unintentional pollutants in our food, the packaging our food comes in and our water are also factors. There are many hundreds of factors to consider when addressing this most complicated of issues. Your explanations are rubbish. You grossly oversimplify the situation. I grossly oversimplify the situation. But at least I'm aware of it. You... you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're really talking about.
Jace Carter
snares
Owen Hall
Britpol was a mistake. It's mother should have taken the hot bath/gin option.
Jonathan Turner
How am I spamming? If i'm spamming then you're spamming.
Connor Martin
>Nah way oiyed fook one o doze fookin pakis >I'll stik wiv mai anglo hubby fank u very much!
Thomas Clark
>It's
Juan Hall
>FOOKIN PAKIS >BRITAIN IS FOR US WHOITE PEEPOH >GO BACK TO PAKILAND YA FAKIN PAKIS >TAKIN ARE JOBS LOIKE DAT >GO ISRAEL!
Lincoln Martin
Yes I do. It could be argued that it's the mens fault for not keeping women in line. But the problem is women.
Andrew Smith
BASED Churchill.
He fought for blackbros and pakibros.
Aaron Sanders
Ignore Preusse AKA Pakistani poster. It is a pathetic attention whoring liberal. It craves (You)s. Do not give it any.
Carter Anderson
I was a mistake made on holiday lol
Cameron Hernandez
>BRITAIN IS A WHOITE MANS CANTRY >FAKIN PAKIS CAN FAK OFF >USELSS PAKI CUNTS >OI'M NOT USELESS, I ONLY WATCH FOOTIE 6 HOURS A DAY
Robert Gomez
>can't prove i'm Pube Kek.
Jayden Edwards
those coats are nice as fuck
Ryder Lewis
>Why yes, I do peruse the image board known as "Brit/pol/"