Brit/pol/:Snake with Tits Edition

>Tory rebels set to block EU withdrawal bill
itv.com/news/2017-12-12/theresa-may-faces-first-defeat-on-eu-withdrawal-bill/
archive.is/7SI4Z

>Government caves into Caudrilla on oil reliance
thecanary.co/discovery/2017/12/12/theresa-mays-big-promises-climate-change-didnt-even-last-day/
archive.is/VWtCh

>EU citizens UK citizenship application will take minutes
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/91430/application-eu-migrants-stay-after-brexit-will-literally
archive.is/B7Uo6

>BBC infested with moaning remainers
order-order.com/2017/12/12/bbc-hypes-gloomy-brexit-report-by-eu-funded-think-tank/
archive.is/dHuha
>UK seeks new anti-fraud head
via.hypothes.is/https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-sfo/uk-seeks-new-anti-fraud-head-after-crime-agencies-overhaul-idUKKBN1E62LH
archive.is/AtNfH

>Cracker Anne Marie Morris reinstated into Tory party
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5171997/MP-suspended-using-n-word-let-Tory-party.html
archive.is/5LDAv

>UK & Saudi bomb Yemeni civilians again
presstv.com/Detail/2017/12/12/545319/Yemen-Saudi-Arabia-Sanaa-Saada-UN-US
archive.is/ydNcg

>How Star Wars: The Last Jedi takes on Trump
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-last-jedi-review
archive.is/AjxYY

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first for alcohol

second for alcohol

third for alcohol (cider)

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Wow, this thread is moving slow!

Maybe you'd have more energy if you came to my assault course.

Alcohol is for sinners

Fourth for 100 drinks and Scully and Rhubard

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Britpol was a mistake. It needs to be drowned in a vat of piss contributed by a leper colony.

Mark Collett browses here. Joe Owens reckons he's a hope not hate spy.

Why do you keep posting that shitty version

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All our women are dead.

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>still showing legs

Disgusting. Go back further.

The original is undoubtedly one of the greatest classics conceived in this country, ever, but his reworking of that very same classic is incomprehensible to normalmen and women; especially as he released it in reverse to throw us off the trail. The genius of the Richard seems to be lost on the likes of you, partially.

Lads want to say sorry for being a cunt im just struggling to come out to my parents that im gay

You aren't the real 1

IDM and noise.

The never got any fanny genres

Might drink a load of gin, stalk my exes, put on some joy division and see how low we can take this body

WHERE WILL IT END!

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More like the "fuck commercially and culturally acceptable stereotypes that have been done to death 800.000 times" genres. That's not to say that there is nothing of worth within those genres. Certainly there is. But fucking hell, isn't it tiring when everyone does the same thing?

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How has this general not been permanently shut down yet? Most of these posts aren't even political

Do you not think there's a good reason why no one's bothered to do it before?

Yeah I was actually around when this stuff was new, I know you think you’re being really big brained and that’s sweet. Yawn.

Both are good, I hadn't heard that alternate version until earlier. The difference is that the original evokes immense feelings of sadness whereas the other one is more uplifting.

Containment thread.

I am Mark Collett

New

>Letting them worship their moon god in Saint Paul's
Actual blasphemy.

Nah I know that you're an alcoholic ex military fag with a mongrel kid. Your life is JUST tier.

>military
Kill youself you Americanised newfag

>iq in the trillions

I don't think Americans came up with the word military

Don't be mean.

SNAKE

WITH

TITS

Have you heard buntyflip in bunglewelch? What about spoonip pump?

SALAD FINGERS IS A WORK OF GENIUS IS IT 2006 YET?

Reminder that David Cameron is a massive faggot who engulfs subhuman cock and EUSSR gold with equal vigor.

Play something then. Go on. I'm all ears.

What the fuck has IQ got to do with it?

who

He genuinely put his willy in a pig's severed head, which tells you a lot about the sort of person in British politics at this point

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Post-punk is where it's at

ARMED
FORCES
YOU
FUCKING
UNDERAGE
PRODUCT
OF
GLOBALISM

Tit snake.

But Britain has been using the term 'military' for centuries, why is it now a problem?

Wakin up
W-W-Wakin up
Alright Bruv
Le' Go, aight

Wakin up in da evenin
Downstairs to me car
Feel like I'm dreamin
Of u Layin in my arms

Wish dat I had told you
Wish dat I had known
Was a total coup
Dat transformed my tone

Now I know we was mates
Now I know we was homies
But Man U betrayed our fates
Mandem felt hot as da Gobi

So man walks alone
No squad, no girl
Till u ring up my phone
Man don't want to be alone

*sung*
Where we goin'?
Where your Goons?
Where the Mandem?
Gonna end in dooms

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Again, been in use in Britain for centuries, why is it now a problem?

>moon god
(6:77) Then, when he beheld the moon rising, he said: 'This is my Lord!' But when it went down, he said: 'Were that my Lord did not guide me, I surely would have become among the people who have gone astray.'

the uk military

Sends shivers. it's just wrong mate.

>Lloyd's Pharmacy
I retract that, the video's ended now. I see the joke.

He didn't even say that, though, he just said ex-military

Grieve and Soubry et al. Fucking bastards. If I had my way they'd all be exiled to Somalia.

reddit humour

>*principals phones goes off*
>gif related
>fuck

Fucking kill yourself

Not really an answer that, is it, Eddie?

nah mate limmy is one of the good ones

Why aren't you lads listening to patriotic and festive music, lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=bEWtEreJBCc

It's the answer

>Theresa May: We're on course to deliver Brexit despite vote

>Royal Military Academy
reeeeeeeee cryptoyanks

Are Americans actually retarded? Why are they celebrating over the loss of net neutrality?

I've honestly got no measure for how serious people are in mourning this Grenfell fire. It's not the first time something like it's happened and I'm supposed to care more now because the people were browner? If anything it's the opposite, as bad as it sounds I felt my gut physically unclench when I saw the pictures next day of the people who'd died

I call you and evil cunt but that wouldn't unclench ur gut

>surprised that an islamic police state mourns the loss of 93 muslims

You should be celebrating too lad. Less retarded amerimutt monkeys on the nets/chans

Cunt.

Because a lot of the ones on here are very ardent free-market capitalists
Although, Edgy Sphinx does actually made an interesting argument against it in his appearance on Milleniyule yesterday
youtube.com/watch?v=1V1hSLSpxbQ

What does that prove? You fucking retarded Yank?
The use of the word Military over Armed Forces is an Americanism and because you're probably about 14 and raised entirely on whatever fucking shite YouTube channels parents substitute human contact for these days.

> goes to iraq to die for israel
> not a yank

>The use of the word Military over Armed Forces is an Americanism
I would very much like you to substantiate that, please.

Anyone know of any interesting BBC podcasts I can listen to int bath?

Eds been drinking again

Because you bastards got me hooked on jungle riddims.
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>he needs to be taught British English
Fucking neck yourself

I love Christianity.

do you love christ?
do you believe in christ?

Yeah.

R A R E F L A G

The main problem with English is that the Britsih got hold of it before us Yanks. Fugging aluminium talking weirdos with your superfluous u's. Top tier slags though.

I'm sober

Every single thing I buyed for christmas was made in the Uk.

Including all the Alcohol.

How is everyone else's Christmas shopping going.

So easy find British made goods now due to Internet

You're a fool if you don't.

Sure you are

>t. englishman

why?

Alright hans calm down. Why do you believe?

> le slags
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You know, I found a .pdf of Wellington's memoirs, and he uses the word military an awful lot. Reference to a 'military service', 'military or civil' officers, 'military pride', 'military men', he even calls himself a 'military commander'.
What an Americanised cuck.

the top dog gets to call their country the military. united states military

>aluminum
So you guys have uranum and plutonum then?

US Marine Lock Hyde

But then he mentions 'a French military commission' and 'Spaniards as were without a military uniform'

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Tolkien was right.

Where does he call the combined forces of the United Kingdom "the Military"? You fucking idiot? Cunt.

Better delete your post mate before someone takes notice.

I'm not really appreciative of this.

we were all vying for top dog status lmfao

He doesn't. But neither did the poster you got pissy at.