JoJo

Let's take a moment to talk about the REAL protagonist of Part 8.

Why is Narancia so cute?

I mean what was Araki thinking?

New Jojo tomorrow!
;_;

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I want to see Josuke and Crazy Diamond one last time.

Why is Narancia so cute?

Because he is a lithe boy

He just is.
I'm so glad he's my wife.

Is /jojo/ mostly American or what?

I'm not American

I'm American.

Not American.

I was asking because this thread is dead as fuck and I'm guessing most people are asleep right now

Which Zeppeli cucked harder for their respective jojo? I say Ceaser, he could have lived as long as Joseph did if he didn't get butt hurt over muh family honor

not a burger

>muh family honor

Why do people get so mad at this? It was both caesars strength and weakness. The reason he became so proficient in hamon but the reason he met his end as well. Sure its not logical but it kept him interesting to me. His family and its legacy was literally the only thing he had in his life.

I should be asleep right now.

Exactly, that's one of my favorite things about Caesar. It made him and his rivalry with Joseph really interesting, and also made me a little bit attached to him because I could relate to an extent.

Not me.

I'm so glad Narancia completely loves me as much as I love him.

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Im so glad jolyne loves and cucks me as much as she does. She deserves nothing less. My beautiful goddess.

Remember to not give cuckfag (You)s

@You are a pathetic fucker.

Threadly reminder that we're getting:

Great Festival happening on the 19th
>Event announced 2 months after the first airing of DiU (June 21st)
>DiU cast doing things
>Performance of CNBT, Chase, and Great Days at the event
>Possible reveal of either the Rohan OVA or Vento Aureo at Great Festival (There was a similar event called The Last Crusaders that announced part 4)

New JJL chapter coming out near the 17-18th
>Spoilers a couple days before
>Highway Star 2.0
>Yasuho might do something with the tooth
>More Gappy

WonderFest Winter 2017 starting on the 19th
>SASs: Gyro (Painted), Johnny (Prototype*), Funny Valentine (Prototype*), and D4C (Prototype*) *They could also be painted, but this is the first time we'll be seeing them so we don't know.
>Statue Legends: Rohan, Giorno, Gold Experience, Bruno, and Sticky Fingers
>Maybe more?

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Gay priest is here n-OH GOD WHAT IS THIS?!!

It doesnt matter if I get (You)s or not. All that matters is my rightful humiliation is known to all. Whether you reply or not many anons will know what my goddess does to me.

At least Im not a literal faggot.

Save us

You are a literal faggot.

I'm not you idiot it's not gay to love Narancia at least I'm not a literal cuck.
Hey how about I throat fuck joylne and have her spit my cum into your mouth huh cuck?

where's the Gappy makes me happy user? save us from you know who

lolwut

I can make a better edit if you want

Don't encourage his fantasy

Call it what you will but what I both suffer and enjoy is with a WOMAN. A female. Call it what you will but thats not gay.That n-fag wants to fuck and marry a man. He is a literal homosexual.

Narancia isn't a man fucker he's a cute boy so it's straight.
Hell he's more feminine than your shitty adulterous skag of a wife.

You are a faggot. Way worse than any homosexual

Sure.
I only have MS Paint which is why it looks like shit.

I don't believe him but whatever

>Hey how about I throat fuck joylne and have her spit my cum into your mouth huh cuck?

Id love it if you did that. The mere thought nearly makes me orgasm. But apparently you prefer to stick your cock down mens throats.

alright, post the original

>hes more feminine

Who knew homosexuals were also delusional.

Man you are pathetic fucker huh?
Hell I bet you would take cocks up your ass if you weren't so ugly.

Do it and Ill leave. Greentext. Cant be short.

you mean doc? right here

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Proud Spaniard here
lmao just kidding we're bootleg Italy and we torture bulls on top of that

Again naranciafag, unlike you Im not a homosexual. Thats something you'd enjoy.

What is considered short
I'll do it to make you leave

t. Jordi

Well, he is if you measure manliness/feminity on height and nothing else

Delusion.

I think Cuckfag might be the worst thread villain we've had so far.

Christ user do I need to give you a word count? Make it like a paragraph.

>Implying a haircut wouldn't kill Josuke.

Did I miss a notable shitposter? I've been busy with my studies.
Or are you talking about Ébolæ?

Nah, nothing beats hatefags.
He's not even the worst characterfag, since we still have Naranciafag (though at least it's fun to bully Naranciafag)

Thank you

I think he's a lot more annoying than Naranciafag. But yeah, hatefags are pretty bad.

Name a cuter stand than Heaven's Door

>"Hello cuckfag I'm Naranciafag and for the next hour I'll be banging your whore wife Jolyne."
>The monstrous slab of blubber soon began to become overjoyed at the delight of finally getting to live out his fantasy
>In a guttural roar he called for his wife from the kitchen
>As the situation was explained to her she seemed to lose the last ounce of hope she had for a normal marriage with a loving husband
>Regardless she agreed with a false air of relief to make her husband happy
>After cuckfag was tied down securely Naranciafag began the dirty business he had to do to save /jojo/
>Fuck Jolyne that is
>The horrendous act continued for some time in a manner of positions to unholy to name
>Finally after what seemed like an eternity Naranciafag climaxed inside Jolyne's mouth
>She was just about to spit it out as the sad blob in the corner made a visceral noise of disapproval
>She seemed to die a little on the inside as she reared the cuck's head back and spit into his mouth
>Naranciafag disgusted replied "Wow this completely fucking awful oh well at least I saved /jojo/ now I get to go home and play Doom with Narancia."
The end

I fucking hate myself

>Doom
I was right, Naranciafag does have patrician taste.

Sutorei Kyatto
Sekkusu Pisutoruzu
Tasuku

Ok,here we Go
>be cuckfag
>everything is going perfectly
>be with my wife Jolyne
>go to job
>remember I have no job
>go back to my basement
>see my wife jolyne with another man
>he is fucking her better than i ever did
>kinda feel disgusted as the start
>but I am a faggot so I enjoy it
>fapping with my micropenis -1inch erected dick
>Jolyne sees me
>Not really because she really doesn't exist
>I was just a delussional faggot
>my life got better once I accepted that
>now I have a job!
>and visit my favorite sites every time I can
> /r/Anime,/r/Waifus and /r9k/
Now get the fuck out

Rate my stand, faggots.

Name: 『STARMAN 』(High risk of being unoriginal as fuck, may change it.)

Abilities: Psychic Navigation and Area Fusion. It enables the user to map out the area around them, then they can take a chunk of this area and merge it with where they're currently standing.

Power: D
Speed: C
Range: B
Durability: D
Precision: D
Potential: C

Nice I get OC. Although the stand user could use a beard.

Thanks man.
It was either that or Re4.

Which was the least shit?

>that time rohan went to italy just to waste everyone involved, including his', time

oh, and Sofuto ando Uetto

If they announce a Rohan OVA instead of part 5 I will kill myself.

Not good enough. Shes my goddess. She wouldnt do it hesitantly she would be merciless. I wouldnt ask her to do it she would seek out real men on her own. She would feel orgasmic pleasure with them that I can only hope to give.

Take this seriously. Or I'll never leave.

>that's me!

Fuck you fucker you said you would leave.

I'd rejoice.
An OVA for my favorite character in part 4 instead of the worst part.
It'd be a dream.

So cuckfag is a cuck and Liar
0% dignity,even less than Koichi

If they do that I hope there's a Dead Man's Questions OVA too
Also if they announced part 5 too soon it would probably be rushed. At least that's what some people have been saying.

I know I heard he even jacks off to his shitty mspaint drawn cuckporn.

YOU JUST KNOW

The OVA has already been confirmed, and there is literally zero chance of them not doing part 5. Patience, my child

Why does part 5 attract so much autism?

>The OVA has already been confirmed
when and where

Why do you think so?

Naranciafag is a cool guy
Cuckfag is just a pathetic fucker

What a fucking faggot
but I think he just needs to be with his people in /r/Waifus

Narancia fag, Part5fags in general, retards who call it Vento Aureo.

I'm not autistic I just love Narancia.

Im not a liar. Heres what I asked word for word:

>Ill fuck off if someone posts a greentext story of them fucking jolyne while Im forced to watch with my tiny cock out and at full hardness.

Now lets see what was posted. One had me asking a reluctant jolyne to cuck me and she did not enjoy it. I asked to be forced. Which implies that shes going to enjoy getting fucked whether I want it to happen or not. Shed be merciless.

The other was badly written and apparently jolyne didnt exist in that one.

Do it right the way I ask and Ill leave. Promise.

it has a lot of maybe straight characters (all of passione) and some literally gay characters so that draws all the tumblr fujo autism

Hey, how are y'all? Just checkin in on the threads.

Narancia is like anime. It's OK to like it but looked down upon if you show your love of it to everyone.

What about vore?

>being so terrible that people start liking naranciafag

I want the cuck to leave

I'm happy

Good to hear gappyfag, whats all this insanity over cucks and jolyne?

Abandon ship.

is jojo classified as a shounen or a seinen?

Business as usual

Gay nigger-core.

Why?
Shounen, I believe.