College student arrested; tried to trade chicken Alfredo, Sprite for sex

AUSTINTOWN, OH (WOIO) -
Youngstown State University student Albert Maruna was caught red-handed and arrested this week after he allegedly attempted to have sex with a 15-year-old boy, who turned out to be an undercover officer.

Maruna IV, 22, is charged with attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools, and importuning.

Austintown police say Maruna started chatting through an online dating app with an undercover officer.

They say Maruna's conversations were sexually graphic, he sent nude pictures of himself and he set up a meeting with someone whom he believed was an underage boy.

> Alfredo, Sprite, Lube.
> Story of the year

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I want more To Catch A Predator.

garbage thread user, kill yourself.

He looks like he browses /r9k/

>be burger
>can't afford internet
>but can barter for sex with food
Shit writes itself

>typical /r/feelthebern poster

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>Alfredo, Sprite, Lube.
>a/s/l
It's all coming full circle

>22 years old going to jail for lewd talking a 15 years old
They'd be free here with our (((age of consent of 15)))

It was a boy tho, is that the butt-age of consent? I

Yes, for fags too.

>Police officer passing for a 15-year-old boy
HE'S BACK

Why did Hansen's new TCAP stop posting videos halfway through its run? We didn't even get to see the trenchcoat/fedora guy. What a rip

Moore would be proud

>permavirgin college faggot gets catfished by a cop
Honestly, this degenerate is too pathetic to be worth the tax money to lock up

Who drinks Sprite with Chicken Alfredo? What a literal faggot.

Who the fuck offers a meal in exchange for fucking your arse? He is probably some Sup Forums retard who has been watching too much trap porn.

cops probably asked him to bring it. hard to say, "nuh uh i didn't do it, someone must have been typing on my computer" when you not only show up, but show up with the exact items mentioned in the chat. plus the cops were probably laughing balls thinking of the media reports.

hes going to be tyrone's body pillow

>To cacciatore a predatore

LOL!

>after he allegedly attempted to have sex with a 15-year-old boy, who turned out to be an undercover officer

the new show was terrible. it had basically no budget and the decoys were creepier than the pedos

this
unconscious incrimination

Bro he beat you to it

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You can go back to red dit now

> a 15 year old boy turned out to be an undercover officer

Police are hiring 15 year old boys now. No wonder shaver got shot while playing twister.

Delete that gif

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Don’t insult my wife’s son m8.

Underrated

>> Alfredo, Sprite, Lube.


that sounds like the game Sup Forums plays, "buy 3 things that will freak out the checkout girl"

When you nut but she still suckin'.

Nice.

>Chicken Alfredo
>his mug

That would look fucking mighty on the FBI's top wanted list!

Hell, Im sure there would be 007 movies and CSI episodes about him.

So.. should this guy get jail time or help?

He's going to go to jail, get his shit packed, his life is effectively over, and why? because a decoy baited him into handing over his dinner left overs and pop. Fuck, he may even be an actual retard.

le 56% face

Where did you find this picture of literally me

Definitely a hillary supporter.

i supoorted net nude rally

Would be pretty hot

Sauce on sauce?

when /r9k/ tries to get laid

>possessing criminal tools
Seriously what the fuck was it?

Just how could he believe that someone would agree to sex with his fat ass for some chicken Alfredo and sprite?

>Who drinks Sprite with Chicken Alfredo?
A fatass that is so addicted to insulin he drinks soda with every meal.

>15 yr old boy
>an undercover officer
So did they hire a midget or do they actually use little children? This is some KGB tier shit, ameristan.

Well, where was the chicken Alfredo from?

Turbokek

>a 15-year-old boy, who turned out to be an undercover officer
>When you're the manlet babyfaced officer on the team who looks like a child, so the others make you pedobait in homosexual sting operations
I bet he's an alcoholic

Exactly why I'm pro choice.

Maruna IV sounds like a planet or asteroid. Ayyyy.

/ourguy/ for sure

definitely /Our Guy/

If it was an undercover officer how was it attempted sex with a minor? He tried to have sex with a cop unless the cop was 15??

what the fuck is an alfredo sauce

As an Ohioan the going rate for molestation is chicken alfredo and two sprites, the faggot tried to short change him, no wonder he was turned in smdh

Sounds like a poster from r9k

>chicken alfredo
>sprite
kek what the hell

>things white people do

>implying Sup Forums isn’t the lowest scum of 4chins

I used to work at Olive Garden it's more common than you think. Plus Olive Garden is a high class establishment so the people eating there know what they're doing with flavor pairings and all that

they were chatting online so i doubt he actually saw the officer

Yeah niggers just rape toddlers to cure their AIDS

Pedo detected

Yeah but if the officer isn't actually 15 he committed no crime. He tried to fuck a legal age cop under the lie of the cop being 15

So they use kids as undercover or they acuse the man of something that didn't happen because they faked it, what jewish sorcery is this?

Glad to see my cousin made national news kek. I always knew he was a fucking weirdo

Here you go desu

That sounds delicious.

>responding to bait for funzies

on fucking point memery!

/ourguy/

>Flyover state

Why am I not fucking surprised?

>when /r9k/ tries to talk to a girl

Sprite came out of my nose I laughed so hard

KEK