Reddit/Twitter cringe salt mining thread #3

1st thread
2nd thread Making a third since people wanted more and we got archived/autosaged.

More subreddits reporting in and peak comments and interest have been attained so we should get some gud stuff.

POST EM

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anonofficial.com/anonymous-we-need-to-stop-what-is-coming-2017-2018/#mh-comments
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Got this, fat neckbeard redditors unironically believe they're in a revolution along with some other cringe-tier shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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O F F I C I A L

Are redditors just naturally 'gifted' from birth or what?

G-GET RID OF CAPITALISM, NOW!

the salt is great

They really will never learn why no one likes them or why they consistently loose.

These delusion-libtards literally see themselves as heroes for advocated targeted kills of politicians.

I'm advocating that the left start a civil war and so far they are taking the bait

top kek

HAHA just sign the petition, it will all be over soon

What the fuck is up with subreddits that aren't even about politics doing nothing but advertising this shit?

Gee, it's almost like you can buy a sub for next to nothing.

Kek, stop it. You fags better start posting your OC, leddit and twitter are literally filled with hurt feelings.

Haha, this is the best one yet. Gonna be the last one unless you fucks want more.

>leddit
that's why.

Pretty much.

>being right for the wrong reasons

these are the rares I was looking for

>takes a vote
>doesn't go his way
THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY!!!!

I want more op

Bamp

hurr we a oligarchy now

This is what your average ledditor thinks about

I like this one:
>this is like step one to a proper dictatorship.
Yeah, a dictatorship that wanted to wield control over all people wouldn't want a government agency and office under their direct control to hold control over the internet and have the ability to regulate and ban content.

Literally pure salt, you could make millions off of this stuff.

Also:
>We talking guns and shit or more Ghandi and chill?
>At this point? I don't think words are making enough difference.

tfw they want to violently revolt because democracy didn't go their way, and the only way they could revolt is by using those guns they've been trying to ban because you would NEVER need to revolt against the benevolent federal government or protect yourself from them!

People behave as if internet access is a god given right and not a paid service. The government and private industry could always do almost anything as it pleases, they don't fucking care about you or I. Good for some of these people for maybe actually waking up to the fact.

>beta cucks mad their interwebz is gonna be taken away from them, so they post that they're going to miss the other sweaty neckbeards who make up stories on the literal crigiest subbreddit
Leddit never fails to make me laugh.

I'll post more if want more

>Digital signal shelf

This was announced in like 1999 and not implemented until like 2006, and then they made digital signal receivers for like 10 bucks that could replace an antenna and allow people to pick up the same set of local stations for free television, only the signals were better. Its hilarious. The Thomas Jefferson reference to the blood of patriots refreshing the tree of liberty. So many clearly cucked libtards suddenly getting all Gadsden on us when things don't go their way.

From earlier. The most I've seen in a row.

Pretty much leftist logic in a nutshell, they're brain dead.

Tbqqh im new as fuck to this, why are they so mad at this now? why would Sup Forums be in support of repealing it?

thank you in advance for answering, ive never seen my spic friend vent about trump more than now, even when he was in danger of being deported, no lie.

Well, you know, it's more realistic than the usual reddit ideas. B- for effort?

lol hes so close to seeing his own reality, so close! yet still so far away

The main reason I supported it, is because its fun to see reddit ree out. They're so fucking stupid that threads like these make my fucking month.

Pic related, can't even spell the org they're asking for help right.

Bump

Fucking lol. The only reason they desperately need net neutrality is because we already fucking had an ISP oligarchy. Jesus Christ these people are so dumb.

Net Neutrality is fun but not as fun as TUMBLR'S TEARS AAAAHAHAHAHAAHA

dreaming about cuckoldry, very fitting

WTF I LOVE GUNS NOW

Kek, forgot about tumblr.

youtube.com/watch?v=DGcV-7EGF5U

NOT MY OVERWATCH

Whats with this charging extra meme. I've never seen a single ISP suggest thats what was going to happen.

My last bump

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1% Don't mess with him. VIVA LA REVOLUTION
But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with redditors?

Why does Reddit discussion always morph into this endless stream of quips as if it's a fucking Marvel movie

It's just like that time in Harry Potter where the Ministry of Magic forced everyone to buy luxury owls to send letters

B-bernie can still win!

Autism overwhelming.

both sides (dem and repub) will someday realize that they are both on the same side..they have the same enemy and the same goals..let's just hope we can stop being divided and distracted via left vs right, old vs poor, black vs white....all to keep us all fighting while they (they being the status quo, in this case central banks and their political shills) do as they please

MOAR

Because the idea that repealing NN will effect Sup Forums heavily is a over emotional reaction based on what-ifs. It it users bringing bad ideas to the table because they are afraid they will lose services that they won't. If they do, then I am wrong. But, I highly doubt it. It is a tin foil hat thought that such extremity would happen so quickly and with no consequences to the market.

Gorilla thinks the world is going to erupt in protests if this goes through haha they are metal.

Because they have the mentality of a teenager.

>if you are under 18 you aren't legal to sign any of the petitions

>as if it would affect anyone outside of the usa
Keep em coming, I appreciate not having to go to reddit or twitter to get my fix

>"h-help 4chin"

>Be ledditor
>Claim to be intellectually superior to "inbred" republicans
>Upvote literal retard conspiracy shit
>Downvote dissenting opinion
>tfw

Ledditors so deatched from reality they think Sup Forums will help them with anything. Fucking top kek there is no better delusion than this.

Did they actually have that in the fucking books/movies?

Repeal confirmed to be linked to Russia according to smart r*dditor mind!

Pure salt. How's the mining going boys?

Bump

Seems like the Russians would be getting pissed at being lefty scapegoats for everything by now. They're being blamed for Brexit now.

While it seems like everyone on Reddit is sperging out, the reactions on Twitter vary from Tumblr-tier to actually pretty funny
For context
>m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=dBo5-6WotEM

You know we're the "Asshole of the internet" and all but I see more advocacy for murder on Reddit and Twitter than any of the chans. Thats why I can sleep easy at night knowing we are the good guys.

>leddit humor

>the fbi and cia tries to incite violence on reddit and they don't even call it out
they can't even see the glow in the dark niggers standing in front of their face.

I'm surprised nobody has said that the internet is up Ajit's creek without a paddle yet.

Of course not. Harry Potter's message is that the Ministry is better than you the muggle and only ever makes noble decisions for the greater good.

wtf that doggo looks like him

le intellectuals of /r/socialsim crying treason
> Refucklicans
Sup Forums btfo?

honestly, this should keep me entertained for a while.

This entire comment section
youtube.com/watch?v=JeKK637IYAg

>Rorschach's journal, October 12th 1985. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."

Fucking hell, didn't even think of /r/socialism. This gon be a good night.

here's another one
> mfw gargantuan capitalist behemoth unleashed

haha this one's so salty. they said "your government is not functioning well"
they're really bursting at the seams with hatred

A relatively mundane regulation = the one thing holding back a "gargantuan behemoth"

How could anyone actually be this retarded.

Just went on /r/communism and found this gem.
>when your own retarded community disowns you

> I've chosen to send gay porn myself
my sides
this is actually incredible

>relatively mundane
relative to what?

kek

Calling for mass murder and revlolution

yeah i hate that regulation

>anonymous

Anonymous has been dead since 2005 or so, hasn't it? And don't they realize anyone can be anonymous?

HOW AM I STILL ABLE TO POST HERE??

THIS ISN'T WHAT I VOTED FOR!!!!!!!!!

That's not true. Last i heard he was a system administrator.

Anynyms pls help

Keks, this is so bad on so many levels.

>habsberg posting

Only post Anglo caliphs mate

Just found this. All I have to say is: Watch out FCC.

anonofficial.com/anonymous-we-need-to-stop-what-is-coming-2017-2018/#mh-comments

The grammar on these is amazing.
> ...as if Anonymous aren't one of the worlds best hacking in existence.
t. a 10 year old

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haha yes very funny i am very amused

Free internet is fucking cringe. Remember the days when you had to actually pay for your internet and homeless niggers didn’t base their lives off of where they could mooch Wi-fi? We need to go back to that.

Why would I do anything, when nothing has happened?

When the sky falls: I'll act.

When it doesn't: I'll laugh.