Would you be able to beat your waifu in a fistfight?

Would you be able to beat your waifu in a fistfight?

You bet I could.
My waifu could give me quite fright though and even possibly kill me.
She bites.

I don't know. She's pretty strong.

I've got like a hundred waifus, even though many among them are physically weak, they have an undeniable numerical advantage. Not to mention some have superpowers and shit.

>My waifu prepares to fight
>I tell her "so you really want to do this huh?"
>before she can answer I already dash to her
>"h-he's fast!"
>I gouge out her eyeballs
>She's writhing on the floor bleeding
>I jump up and stomp her stomach
>Then I shove my whole arm through her mouth
>she's in extreme pain and agony, unable to even stand up
>I grab her and piledrive her with all my might
>she's begging for me to stop
>I punch her several times and she loses consciousness

There I've beat her.

>I've got like a hundred waifus
Fucking kill yourself right now.

No, probably not.

I think so

No, she would garotte me.

My Waifu will surely win

She doesn't know how to fight but she's strong as fuark because of her genes.

But if she knew, she would break my bones with one punch, would need Ararararagi's vampire powers so I could fight her fair and square desu.
>Shinobu p-pls help, I will give you my lifetime donuts coupon

I'd never do something to hurt her.
But... yeah.

Yeah, she's a woman.

Yep she can beat me one handed.

boy

Seeing as how she heals fast there's no way I could win

This is a cute vampire that will kill me without effort

Heavens no...

No way, though maybe I could spar with her if she held back on her powers a bit.

Of course.

Nozomi looks pissed.

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no

Didn't she know kungfu? She would kick your ass.

I'm taller and know the boxe basics. But i wouldn't mind loosing.

>frail 14 year old girl
>no powers or abilities to speak of
>kind hearted
>Both Physically and Emotionally weak

all I would have to do Is grab her arm and hold on to her until she calmed down.

Yes, because he is dead

Maybe? Its hard to tell with her.

Noope.

She would come up with a very good strategy to beat me.

I feel like if I was in his position I'd actually try to dodge her hits and attempt to fight back or at least knock her out.

You mean like this?

Yes

She can lift a kaiju with a single hand, so probably not.

Probably. But I could never hurt her.

M-maybe?

If you're waifu can't beat the shit out of you, you need a better one.

Considering her legs are strong enough to pin a man to the wall, I'm not optimistic

Protip: if your answer is yes your waifu isn't strong enough and your lineage is going to be plagued by weakness forever. God knows you aren't doing anything to help it.

This argument works both ways. Why would she taint her superior genes with your weak ass hikineet sperm.

>beating an ONI

>beating a vegetable

Nope. Not that I would ever hit her in anger. She would beat me even if we were sparring I'm sure.

no way in hell