Hey guys. VIP at the White House right now...

[Adam Wood]

Hey guys. VIP at the White House right now. Donald Trump Jr and I have been brainstorming about how to deal with the North Korean issue.
His dad is actually pretty good with being open to ideas. So we both thought we'd ask Sup Forums their best way of handling this crisis. So let me put this bluntly.

How would you deal with the North Korean crisis without risking the lives of any non-citizen of North Korea?
No glassing the entire nation either. Sorry guys.

I can't give you proof, but I can let you in on a little secret. After the Syria strike. Trump went by the name Tomahawk in the bowling alley.

[Evan Foster]

withdraw all US forces

[Blake Edwards]

$1 trillion

[Jose Gomez]

Either give China the South China Sea and allow the Chinese to destroy our economy, or nuke their yapping little dog Kim Jung Stupid.

[Henry Torres]

nuke ourselves
>8d chess niggers

[Brayden Thompson]

$8 trillion dollars

[Henry Cook]

First and best

[Ryder Gray]

set up anti-artillery lasers in Soel, to protect from artillery bombardment.

Build delicious bakeries along the DMZ, and have them pump out delicious smelling food, and direct it towards North Korea.

Purchase slave labour from their country, just like Russia.

Tell jokes.

Press on all fronts, all at once; Peace, War, Economy.

[Wyatt Perry]

"Bomb the shit out of them" Donald Trump

[Jaxon Reyes]

Force them to take refugees