You will never comfort Asuka and prevent her low synchro scores

>you will never comfort Asuka and prevent her low synchro scores

It's all over if even someone like you starts sympathizing with her.

Who wouldn't sympathize with her? She's lonely and wants affection.

I sympathize with her, but I'd still jump out of a moving vehicle to get away from her.

I had a relationship like that. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Well some guy out there is going to have to do it some day, putting up with her shit.

After a year of it, I met a doctor who told me to stop. I was so exhausted at that point people thought I was doing drugs.
She stalked me a year after that. Turned out she really did love me.

>you will never punch Asuka in their ugly tranny face

Filenames-kun, we meet again.

She looks so cute, like a desperate kid
Putting so much faith in Shinji was a mistake, poor girl

at least she's got those high psycho scores locked.

kek

Good one!

Asuka is an imouto without an older brother. She didn't have an older figure to help her out and guide her.

I would be her aniki
Imagine bathing with 5-year old Asuka
Or having a sleepover with 10-year old Asuka
She calls for her mom in her sleep and you hug her
She whispers your name, smiles and starts drooling

Then she hits 12 and becomes the biggest bitch you'll ever see. There's a reason why her mom killed herself, her dad ignored her and her stepmom made it clear she was not her responsibility: Asuka is a cunt.

Nah, of course she won't you clearly don't get her character. She'd love me unconditionally and I would give her all my love since I would be for her what her mother wasn't: an emotional reliability. We'd go to the shore and she'd jump into the water joyfully screaming "Aniki! Lookie, lookie!"
We'd go shopping and she'd show me what swimsuits she likes
We'd go to different cafes in a search for best bratwurst in Berlin
We'd read Hegel before going to sleep and sometimes she'd sneak under my covers and ask me if she can sleep there with me tonight.
And we'd hate to see each other in other people's arms. Asuka best imouto/daughterfu

>you clearly don't get her character. She'd love me unconditionally
YOU clearly don't get her character if you glossed over the part in EoE where she makes it very damn clear her love is very much conditional
>Hegel
The girl watches soaps, she ain't reading Hegel

How disgusting.

Wouldn't she say bruder instead of aniki.

Don't get in the way of his delusions

>delusions
So how would she behave with her big brother then?