What's your super power? I have mine already

What's your super power? I have mine already.

Super sharts. Has the power to melt a black woman into pure liquid.

The ability to drink almost anyone under the table
t. 56%er

*Fortifies Wall*

He can leap a border in a single bound!

I'm rich.

i keep on living despite having no hope for humanity

Did you get superpowers from eating mexican food?

drug trafficking isnt a super power

I'm
WHITE
what's your
SUPER POWER?

I'm half Mexican. Does that count

Good luck, I would smash you in a drinking competition

>What's your super power?
INDIA BY 2020, BITCH MOTHERFUCKER

what benefit is there to having indio blood desu?

>Nigger blood gives you BBC
>Asian blood gives you high functioning autism.
>Injun blood gives you ???????

Super pooper

Proud american

>doing some rad tricks to impress the local girls before you gas some jews

>being mexican
>super power

nigger please, your not even a human being

>Injun blood gives you
alcoholism

Turn food into poop

It's really awful and I have no control over it.
People that cross me die or have other horrible things happen to them. It even happened to a whole city that I got pissed at because it


I think it's something like a wrathful guardian angel.
It's been happening to me for about two decades.
Sort of like the Trump Curse, except for real.

I already talked about it on /x/ before and they were nearly unanimous in telling to get help.

That was summer, and since then it's happened some more.

I have no other symptoms of schizophrenia or any other mental health issues.
I am a grieving widower, but that's been a year and half now.
And... I did go to a shrink to talk about this stuff, because it's so weird.
He thought it was the grief and adjustment of life issues after being married 30 years.

I didn't tell him everything.

I'm now trying to find people to be strategically pissed off about so I can find out that they died or had something crippling happen to them.

But, I'm generally filled with love towards humanity, so I can't find any.

I'm open to suggestions from Sup Forums.
It has to be someone I can feel personal animosity towards for it to work.

We could do an experiment and screencap it.

I'm almost neo-nazi these days, but not quite, if that helps.

Wrong

I'm black my superpowers include:

>Slightly Enhanced Strength
>Enhanced speed
>Enhanced endurance
>Enhanced protection from dangerous solar radiation
>Can survive longer in hot and dry places
>Body suited more towards athletics than pure brawn.
>The ability to stay completely camouflaged at night.
>Wider nasal passages allow for more efficient respiration
>I develop my motor skills a lot earlier than others.
>According to race realists I should have better decision making skills.
>Muh dik

I'm better

with what? your 2% abv pisswater beer?

>poop
like this?
CAPTCHA: MEXICO FRANCOIS

Well that flag already bleached so France owns the moon now.

i'm white, compared to mexicans that is a superpower

Wish i had that protection from solar radiation shit, i think i got skin cancer because i am as white as one can be.