im going to court tomorrow to fight an illegal parking ticket, give me some ideas on how to redpill the sheep in court who will be forced to listen to me while i sit on the podium and make my case against the corrupt local government
not sure how far off topic i can go without them shutting me down but thinking of throwing in examples of elites getting away with everything and highlighting the two rule system between elites and the masses
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post details faggot
you'll just sound like a crazy man
i was hoping to rally a mob to storm city hall with torches but that type of charismatic speech might get shut down so just give me ideas on things to spout in a non-autistic lecture
tell them you identify as a trans woman of trans color, tell them your crazy pronouns and go ape shit if they mess it up once
the system be keeping you down
still no details. which means you're a faggot that's going to pull the "sovereign citizen" shit out of your ass. i hope the cops shoot you 27 times. in the back.
You are going to be held in contempt of court.
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NAO
id rather not give too many details. just imagine a restricted parking zone which is lacking the required signage
Shit on a piece of paper and fling it at them.
Or maybe you could look at the helpful signs next to the parking bays - they'll indicate whether you can park there or not.
Also: just pay the fucking ticket. Trust me when I tell you this
>NO ONE IS THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN YOU OR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
there were no signs faggot. i was illegally ticketed
is it too late to get a hair cut and have your suit pressed? Just showing up like that will impress the judge, you will stand out from the rest of the street trash in front of him. You will have a head start on beating it. Also if your hearing is toward the end of the court session, you have a better chance of beating it.
im not worried about beating it the law is on my side ive already done all the research and have my notes prepared. even a biased and stacked system would be hard pressed to deny my court appeal. i just wanted to use the opportunity to redpill a captive audience
>parking ticket
>goes on a rant on the "two rule system"
GTFO
then thats all you need to say dumbass
why the fuck would you try to "redpill" people in court lmfao holy shit this guy is a fucking dumbass
you know what go ahead
tell them about the jews
>i just wanted to use the opportunity to redpill a captive audience
this is hilarious user. I know for a fact you dont have a single real friend. KYS
Pay your fucking ticket nigger
This liberty activist did exactly that and tried to red pill an entire courtroom while recording and got arrested lol
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Do you have evidence to support your claim?
lol
sure are a lot of good goys in this thread
lmao threatening to arrest the judge for contempt, dude has some balls
yes, photos, google maps, the works. along with cited state and city ordinances. how the fuck are people supposed to know parking is restricted if there is no sign
whatever you say just be polite and articulate or
That's now how traffic court works, retard.
You're going to wait for half an hour, until your number is called, go up to the desk to speak to the receptionist, have the evidence examined, briefly, and get an answer depending entirely on how close it is to lunch break.
She probably won't even look at you, during the 90 second exchange.
Please live stream this.
Is it gay to jerk off to furry porn?
"I did not consent to be ruled by the dead hand of the past."
"Let me get this straight.
My tax dollars go to fund this court, maintenance of the public sphere, maintenance of the road my car was parked on, and the Police officer whose job it is to keep the public safe. When I injured no one, endangered no one, injured no property, private or public, and payed my taxes. How is this just in the Lockean sense?"
Do you have redflex red light cameras in your town? Maybe bring up how redflex bribes public officials to install the cameras, and then exempt themselves from getting tickets.
Then you have to pay court fees on top of the ticket.
>yes, photos, google maps, the works. along with cited state and city ordinances. how the fuck are people supposed to know parking is restricted if there is no sign
Just follow that line. Seems pretty reasonable.
tell them about the nazi bases in Antarctica OP
Let me tell you about the Jews...
Just pay it dumbass. You have probably invested hours in this already. Don't waste more time. Don't engage the court system. Are you black or something?
>Constantly refer to the Judge as "The Right Honourable Shekelstein"
>Remind the Court that parking tickets are a Jewish invention, only started up in order to steal money from honest, hard working individuals
>Tell the Court that Normies need to hang
>When finished going on an epic rant, end with "In Summation, you're all a bunch of massive faggots, being controlled by the Jews, and Zombie Hitler needs to purge the system
>pic related
Stream it live OP, we want to see you getting BTFO.
I was going to wite a lengthy post about how you sound like a teenager or crazy old man. But really...
>Stream it live OP, we want to see you getting BTFO.
Pretty much covers it.
>inb4 OP is a Merkin and this is a precursor to the next mass shooting.
Lol Gavin Seim is a nutjob