Hey you!

Give me that Melon Pan!

I want to steal all of Satania's lunch and make her drink toilet water!

You can have my melonpan when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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stop bullying satania

what does melon bread taste like?

Bread but with sugary fake melon flavor

Don't tell me you've never had Melon Pan...

*bark*

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Get your own

It's just a regular enriched bread with a buttery, sugary crust.

Do not listen to this guy, the vast majority of melonpan is not melon flavored, although you can get various flavors if you go to a bakery.

>literally called melon bread
>doesn't taste like melons
Why are nips so retarded?

I appreciate not being called a faggot but I am still mostly correct, it's a sugary hellfest which is basically melon fruits

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Here, this is an actual melon flavor melonpan that I had to go to a bakery to get. They're definitely the minority and actually much worse than regular non-melon flavor melonpan.
Note the unappetizing green tint.

I think I just gagged a little bit.

Looks like some shit, brave as fuck user right there

>meronpan
>doesn't taste like merons

Let me guess, you only eat deep fried food?

I should mention that the interior of these melon-flavor melonpans is often soggy. Not moist like a cake, but actually soggy and wet. It's pretty vile.

Good, normal melonpan is not hard to find though.

Two nukes weren't enough how can you fuck up tasty bread.

I'll list what I ingested today:
3/8ths of a frozen pizza
buffalo chickens wings
16 ozs of coffee
2 rum and cokes
an IPA
bourbon
another IPA
Gin and juice
8/9ths of that isn't fried so no, I mostly just drink

This is what a human garbage disposal eats.

I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to make melon flavored bread.
I'm not a very good cook, and I've made orange flavored cake before.
It's fundamentally the same.

In my country they're called "girlfriend", or maybe "bride". i.e. "novia"

An alcoholic ingests.
Fixed that for you

I like red hair nene

they resemble melons duh

Nips cannot into baking at all.
All their breads are mediocre at best. A lot of the packaged stuff is pumped full of so many preservatives that it will outlast mankind, every sandwich or roll in this entire country is soggy, and all their cakes are oily as fuck and made almost entirely out of cream, with wafer thin layers of mediocre sponge lost in the white.
Out of all of this, melonpan is (usually) an odd beacon of hope shining in the darkness, one thing they somehow manage to do right.

Only if you give me your melons

She has grapefruits

looks umai

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ASS HOLE!!!

Yum!

you monster

Mexican here. What's the difference between melon pan and conchas?

>It's another Satania shitpost

The differences is that melonpan is not as good as conchas.

CHECK OUT THESE MERONS

Sure, come and take it

hello borf stompers? I got a class B borf here.

There's no point in giving it to you. I might as well give it directly to that dog.

I saw a picture of what the japanese call sandwiches once. Even after reading your post, I still want one, just out of morbid curiosity.