Americans mutilate their children so that they won't masturbate or enjoy sex

>americans mutilate their children so that they won't masturbate or enjoy sex
Literally Middle East tier. Why do Americans call their country western?

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>naming your country after shark anatomy
JUST

>american "banter"

It's gotten to the point of being so normal that kids are bullied for not being circumcised

>finnland

>can't masturbate

Phhhtttt, I just 10 nuts a dog without lube

American women used to complain about our dicks being too big, so now they trim a bit off when we're babies.

You nut in 10 dogs a day?

I might be Swedish but at least I am not cucked enough to have lost my foreskin. Feels good man.

>Accuse Jews of spreading pornography to increase pleasure of whites.

>Accuse Jews of trying to limit the sexual pleasure of whites

Which one is it senpai?

Also, circumcised penises still feel pleasure they just don't nut in 30 seconds.

This one
>accuse americans of being savages for mutilating their baby sons

>mutt delusions

>I feel so little pleasure it takes an army of 10's to make me cum
>I can last for hours, loser
Might as well fuck with a strap-on at this point, fucking subman

But I'm not cut

IDK, I've been on a kick of going after foreign students now that I realized that US women are actually pretty garbage. I was adequate in bed to most of them, but euro girls think I'm a fucking champ. Feels good. Fucking with a Cypriot Greek right now.

im circumcised and i enjoy masturbating and enjoy sex, so /thread

Hahahahahahaha anteater dicks are mad as fuck.

Enjoy your nasty, sleeved cocks you eurocucks. That's why all your women come over here for superior American cock.

>lube

I am as intended, you are not.

>jews, niggers, and sandniggers have the higest percentage of circumcision
>jews, niggers, and sandniggers have the highest fertility rate
>b...b...but da jooz are trying to use circumcision to lower our fertility rate!
>mfw

The Cuckock tries to defend itself, look!

>A has B
>A has C
>B must cause C!
no

When you are casually trying to bring fallacies to a non logical, non formal argument, there is really no counter to other people claiming the fallacy fallacy against you.

>what??? you were not mutilated as a baby???? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH FUCKING KEK

>non-logical, non-formal
Oh fuck off.

I'm circumcised and if I don't actively stop myself from nutting I will pop a fat nut in about 30 seconds... dick's pretty above average too, what gives?

I am so glad I have an British father who stopped the doctors from cutting my 4 skin off

do you sit at you computer on 4 chain with your blazer and bowtie and no pants jerking your weird looking dick trying to act superior because you took debate in high school?

Anyone with a cucked dick should honestly cut off their balls as well, you might as well be a woman.

My head looks like the right but I'm circumcized

Must be because of all the lubricant it gets from anal sex with your boyfriend.

I'm circumcised, and my dick looks more like the right than the left. These are just anatomical differences, and I"m not about to deal with the soul erosion of scouring the internet to really good dick pics to prove you wrong. That aside, is there really anything wrong with the left dick here? I'm not sucking either, but that left one looks to be professional, like a porn star or something, so most people can't think he has a nightmare of a dick.

>this coming from sweden

He's a quick you, you fucking Swede. Use it to buy some better bants.

When you take a girl out for the very first time. Trying to really impress her so you might have a chance at getting some. Clean your self up, nice clothes, shower, some smell good cologne everything just right. You slide on over to her place, escort her around your nice shiny red sports car open the door to let her in and she makes that stink face before she sits down. CRUMBS in all the cracks grooves nooks n crannies of the front seat. YOU !

I've never used lube and would crank pretty heavily in my teens. My glans are calloused as fuck, and I'll still nut in 30 seconds if I masturbate. Slightly longer during sex.
I'm sure wearing pants would be enough to do me in if I was uncircumcised...

> "ruins sex"
> being outbred by circumcised Muslims and Jews in Europe

JUST

Fucking gross. I don't know how smegma makes a difference for masturbation, but I know US guys, who I assume are cut, talk about not using lube or lotion to jerk off. I wonder why they hate joy.

wow you completely destroyed him......

>It's ok to mutilate a kid's genitals for religious reasons if its parents consent
>It's ok to fuck a kid for religious reasons if its parents consent
If you agree with either of these statements literally kys

>b...b...but da jooz are trying to use circumcision to lower our fertility rate!
Nobody is claiming this, retard.
The point of circumcision (in the US) was to lower masturbation, not to stop actual procreation.

Parents shape every aspect of a child's emotional development, but it's totally cool that that kid's going to grow up to be a complete waste of life because "well they fed it and didn't beat it too much". But a little extra penis skin is the line in the sand.

Didn't work.

It's actually only a thing due to tradition. The biggest factor in a infant being circumcised is that the father is circumcised.

>lube
>needed when masturbate
*inhales
ahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
FAGGOT

kek I bet you'd cut the end of your finger off too if some hunchbacked jewess told you to

i didn't cut my boy cause it is mutilation however you look at it. it's a tradition of mutilating boys. fucked up.

This was the same for me. I stopped the cycle of violence.

an attempt was made

Ouch.

Fuck, I was a baby and it wasn't my call, but judging the sexual playing field, I think it was the right call. And If cutting my finger off let me fuck her pussi a bunch, I might. I think the Euro's are just pissed off because Euro chicks don't really have problems with cut dicks, but US chicks find uncut dicks gross. So you guys get all pissy about the dick double standard.

Managed to convince my sister to not mutilate her newborn son's cock. It was quite difficult, the baby daddy's mother is a nurse who tried hard to convince them about it (((looks better)))

Ever since seeing how the gland is supposed to be smooth as fuck, foreskin naturally rolls back during boner and the pleasure of it (frenulum, etc).....

I literally want to fucking cry. Why the fuck did my parents do this to me???
....
AND I'M THE YOUNGEST OF 3 BOYS, MEANING MY PARENTS HAVE WITNESSED THE HORRORS AND SOUNDS OF A BABY BEING CUT BEFORE!!!!! THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!

>listening to women about dicks
If a woman says it looks better, ask her how is it to be a whore because only a whore would have seen enough dicks to know.

You technically aren't wrong, but it's not the same as clitoral circumcision though. The equivalent would be like severing the glans and then sewing it back up. Either the US will become more accommodating about it when he becomes sexually active, or he will go though adult circumcision which is way shittier, but you did give the choice to him which is kind of respectable. To play devil's advocate, you put him through future suffering because you couldn't handle potentially being responsible for a bad call, and were a weak limp wristed faggot.

>MEANING MY PARENTS HAVE WITNESSED THE HORRORS AND SOUNDS OF A BABY BEING CUT BEFORE!!!!!
No, they didn't. They aren't in the room when the procedure happens. This is intentional.

>To play devil's advocate, you put him through future suffering because you couldn't handle potentially being responsible for a bad call, and were a weak limp wristed faggot.
Now you are just trying to compensate for your own mutilation. When the risk of death from the procedure is greater than any (((benefits))), you don't do it. I'm sorry you were mutilated.

Go back to Quaker country and churn butter your neckbearded faggot. It's almost like people don't look at stuff on the internet now while discovering their sexuality or something.

It's actually to the point where they won't let you take your children from the hospital unless you allow them to do it. The parents aren't doing it out of malice. That's just retarded.
These days, to save the foreskin, ya have to get a midwife.

>listening to a woman about dick
Opinion discarded

How did you manage to talk her out of it?

There seems to be a basic lack of empathy with North American parents. It's becoming more apparent as more foreigners come here and are shocked by the cruelty, callousness and lack of emotional awareness on display here.

There is still the healing process which is gruesome. Plus many of the babies have colic and won't nurse properly. The parents know, trust me they know. They just don't care.

>It's actually to the point where they won't let you take your children from the hospital unless you allow them to do it.
This is wrong. I had a son last month. I had to decline six times in five days, but in the end he left with his foreskin normal.

(((They))) are trying to classify it as a "health issue." Learn to wash. It's not a health issue that you have to wipe your asshole. They aren't out trying to remove assholes

No, I'm just being fair about it. Parent's aren't supposed to let children make every decision about their own lives, and is a very weak cop out to avoid responsibility. Those are the absolute worst kind of parents. I'm cut, I don't hate uncut people, I really don't care at the end of the day, but I'm also a realist, and in the US, many, if not most, women thinks uncut dicks are gross. If you could clap your hands and get rid of that mentality and no longer cut dicks, I'd actually think that is optimal. It's cutting near a dick and does carry unnecessary risk other that vanity in today's landscape.

>dying a virgin
No biggie, this legacy of thought will die out soon enough.

>not knowing 99 percent of women in nursing are whores

This is coming from a guy who works in a nursing home with literally all women besides me. You should see how my head nurse is

Married yet fantasizes about spanking hot guys and telling co workers that they should have fun with him and not date him

It's not wrong. You do realize there are 50 states in this country right? Just look up what happened to Heather Hironimus. There are others. A world exists outside of your bubble, Capt. Anecdote.

So basically yes then?
>No, they didn't. They aren't in the room when the procedure happens.
Hmm. The parents quite often are there though, aren't they? That's what I thought.

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They want to keep you eternally frustrated.

>most women think
This is a problem. If you didn’t tell women, they wouldn’t even know the difference. It’s completely bonkers society allows a procedure with no value to occur on infants.

Stereotypical hole

Yes to what, mutilating my finger for pussy? I fucking said yes you retarded faggot. I get that it's the internet and everyone's a 7 foot tall billionaire with a giant cock, but if push came to shove, if you asked any random guy, he could cut of a digit segment for like 3 months of quality pussy if he'd do it, pretty much every culture would have men with no hands left before they were 18.

>is a very weak cop out to avoid responsibility.
No, it’s not a cop out. There are real risks to surgical procedures, and infant circumcision carries more risks than (((benefits))).

when was slaying pussy an (((obey)))?

Maybe there is no Jewish conspiracy and it's just an autistic meme?

HUH LUCKILY FEMALE AND MALE CIRCUMCISION ARE BOTH ILLEGAL IN FINLAND.
Parents who do that to their kids should be exterminated, fucking low life scum.

>What kind of literal faggot concerns himself with another man’s dick
Finland. oh...

I also dont get this.
Thousands of years of evolution somehow are stupider than rambling of one mad Jew who decided to rip part of his dick off.
And other retards followed suite.

>Thank god mommy government tells me what is right and wrong
You're the worst fucking person in the thread, at least other people have personal ethical or logical principals behind their opinions.

>you're against child mutilation??? you must be a homosexual...

You fucking bitch

Children are property of the parents not the state, I know that you feel unfulfilled of the US nanny state cock in your throat isn't as big, black, and palatable as it was for the last 8 years, but maybe you should just die.

The flying fuck man?
So you are saying that government shows green light to mutilate your kids genitals thats ok?
You are so retarded there is no room for logic.
Just die .
I got no argument since it should be common sense to not slice your kids private parts.

Do you think that you should have to petition the state to pierce a little girls ears before she is 18? There's a reasonableness clause to it. Circumcision isn't great or anything, but it doesn't diminish quality of life. Calling it mutilation is technically correct, but it tries to effectively lump it in with other horrific shit. It's like "Rape" being an 18 year old fucking a 17 year old, but also a guy hogtying a women in a parking lot and dry fucking her anus in a parking lot.

>I would cut my finger of for 3 months of pussy
>you retarded faggot

>*off
gay

>Acting like everything humankind (by men if we're being honest) has built hasn't ultimately been to slay as much pussy as possible.

Yeah but that's pretty fucking weak man. I mean if you wash occasionally or have a job or are funny or good looking or are in good shape you can basically fuck whenever you like. Literally one of these things is enough.

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For sure, but when Kelloggs introduced and started pushing it, it was as a tool against masturbation

I can as well for the most part, but If prostitution was legal here. I was probably go with that half of the time. Why put up with all the hassle and bullshit of the dating scene. In the market of sexual conquest, you do still have to put work into it. I know friends similar to me that fuck a shit ton of women, but if I were to average them out, they'd be 3.5/10. Others go for quality and average 8-9/10, but only get fucked by like 1-5 women a year. I fall in the middle, but it's more fucking hassle than I want to deal with. If I could drop $2-300 a week and gain all that free time of not dealing with swiping on tinder, cultivating something on it, going on some bullshit date or 2, and than fucking some 7/10 for 1-12 weeks before one of us getting bored, and then wash and repeat, I'd fucking just do that.

That's okay. It lowers illness.

Mine looks like the one on the right too.

OK but
>I would cut my finger off for 3 months of hunchback jew pussy
???

the American medical industry is subhuman scum

Left is a case of hypospadias.