I have Jew gf and I want to cook her something special for hanukah. She told me they like brisket, so I made her Texas style brisket and she wasn't impressed. She bought frozen hash browns and said they're the same as some Jew food, but that just seems sad. I thought I'd ask since y'all know so much about Jews. I'm not going to gas her. She's very sweet. An excellent help meet for a white man.
What to feed Jew gf for Hanukah?
Cameron Diaz
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William Price
cyanide
Juan Perez
oven her
Matthew Gomez
Bake her a cake.
Blake Miller
>I made her Texas style brisket and she wasn't impressed
Dump this Princess now.
Liam Sanchez
asbestos
Andrew Thomas
hahahahah
Jace James
Gas
Isaiah Butler
Feed her something extremely fenegreek, but don't tell her.
It will boost khazar milk status tremendously.
Jaxon Richardson
I think ham and cheese recipes will do the trick.
Jacob Martinez
>She bought frozen hash browns and said they're the same as some Jew food
this is what i like about jews, they really dont give a fuck about themselves (in a personal expenses way), they rather save the shekels than spend in a restaurant, etc....
OP if she is really a jew, dont buy her anything expensive, she will get pissed at you for wasting shekels
Ian Brown
Doing a whole brisket sounds like a pain in the arse esp for Hanukkah
Just make some falafel, latkes, chala and grab some wine for yourself
Alexander Lee
Cyanide, then turn her into soap
Dylan Brooks
Feed her man-butter.
Liam Powell
Cock.
Levi Evans
>fondant
no thanks
Michael Powell
Feed her your cock wrapped in bacon. Also, make her recite the 12 ways Jews ruined Christmas.
Aiden Carter
Foreskins
Or hotdogs wrapped in sausage casings.
Dominic Davis
Half-breed here
Soak moza in water for a few minutes
Remove, break appart, and add eggs
Cook
Serve with cinnamon sugar
Tyler Allen
>so I made her Texas style brisket and she wasn't impressed.
Did you forget to include the goy blood? Common mistake when first cooking for jews.
Levi Bennett
> moza
What is???
Gabriel Campbell
Doesn't brisket have pork in it? Jews fear the pig.
Kayden Morgan
is matzah
Adam White
You're from America and you don't know what Brisket is? You're pathetic.
Lucas Price
fpbp
Brandon Anderson
I've heard they are big on using christian baby juices mixed in with flower to make pastry. Ask her local rabbi for the recipe.
Nathaniel Howard
I can't imagine being so obsessed with food you'd get physically offended
You are the weakest link
Hunter Anderson
Bbq brisket is way different and better than kike brisket. If you could make some home made potato pancakes with applesauce, or maybe if you wanna go nuts homemade jelly doughnuts, I'm sure she would love it. Just be careful with Jewish women OP. I was raised by one and they are very abusive.
Leo Fisher
Go find a presentable image of a nazi cake with buttercream yourself, then.
Cameron Brooks
Prawns with pork.
Tell her you got them free.
James Walker
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Make latkes but whip the egg whites to stiff peaks first with a mixer before gently folding into the otherwise finished potato pancake mix. She will love these light and fluffy potato pancakes.
Ayden Jackson
Zyklon B
Asher Reyes
Fucking JAPs
Zachary Davis
pol is giving you a sign
Bentley Ortiz
...
Jaxson Walker
anything that has both meat and cheese together
Parker Sanders
these delicious trips
Hunter Morris
Oven roasted ereythang!!!
Anthony Brown
Feed her with her own parents.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Bacon stuffed chicken breast.
Michael Lopez
>so I made her Texas style brisket and she wasn't impressed
She's a jewish american princess. Probably has borderline personality disorder and rich parents, likely with political ties in government or education, right?
Its the same story over and over. She's playing you for a fool, and is wasting your time. Get out of that sinking ship while you can still swim to shore.
David Baker
>made her a Texas style brisket and she wasn't impressed
Dump the soulless bitch
Elijah Nguyen
keked
Ian Butler
Fucking yankees
Joseph Green
Looks good. Thanks, faggot.
Connor Bailey
hunger seasoned with typhus
Elijah Sanders
Make her some tilapia or gefilte fish
That or some matzo leavened with the blood of christian children, I hear that's a big hit
Jackson Howard
Feed her Chinese food. Thank me later.
Carson Taylor
This goes to /ck/
Michael Gomez
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Daniel Harris
Jews eat chinese during our Christmas, not Hannukah you retard. I'm honestly shocked at this board's ignorance on Jews.
Elijah Kelly
Matzerlla cheese goy
Sebastian Lewis
You cooked for her and she was not impressed.
Dump her bloated entitled ass.
Fuck, and brisket is hard to cook too. It's not like you undermicrowaved her ramen noodles.