Which button would you press, Sup Forums?

Which button would you press, Sup Forums?

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one piece, no debate.

Harem.
While the Harem genres is the only anime genre I actively despise, being able to live on your own with no expenses to pay is way too tempting and I can just ignore the haremettes.
The other options involve either a live of violence or a life unlike the one I already have.

The only option is cute girl. Anyone who disagrees needs to leave.

Either the 2nd or 5th.

My Parents are expecting me to find someone being the oldest child.

What good is being a girl if you're not guaranteed an onii chan

Harem for practicality, CGDCT for comfy.
At worst, if all the haremettes are worst girls, you tell them to fuck off and file a restraining order if necessary. At best, you achieve harem ending immediately and thereby avoid all the shitty aspects of the genre.

Harem route. That house and shit is paid for. You don't even need the harem part since you live alone. Just get some autismbux and bam, you're set for life.

I was going to go with One Piece but then I remembered how unpleasant Impel Down is. I'll do the mecha.

2nd because it requires the least amount of effort on my part.

The only thing that holds a harem MC back is their own stupidity and I'd like to think I'm more self-aware than that.

KyoAni show would depend a lot on what archetype I am. If I have to be an obnoxious tsundere then I go harem route but if I get to be a cute tomboy or ojou then I go for that

#2 easily

GUNDAM

The instant death option.

Harem.

Is there anime like the last one?

> Reading ALL that shit.

I swear to god, the keitai thing gets me every single fucking time, I'd press that one.

>can never die in a fight
>die

Mecha series is the only right choice.

The only downside of harem route is there is that tsunshit character who will ruin your days.

I'd consider Keit-ai route for shits and giggles.

Mecha one.
I fucking love giant robots.
Easiest choice of my life

mecha series

I think so

>you never interact with your love interest because she's always working and you're on the front
>even if you're the best pilot in the galaxy, one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war
>best bro dies
>you get PTSD
>you can't be killed in action, so you're captured
>rot in POW camp

The Mecha one, I love military stuff like battles and nationalistic wars but the only bad thing is I can die in the fight. But according do the picture I'm immortal in a fight so it's OK.

>one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war
That depends heavily on the mech show in question

I would unironically press #5, because then the girl can also fall in love with my AU self and we can do double-dimension dating.

your mom's button

>implying you wouldn't genius your way out of any sticky situation

3, I guess being Jesus Yamato isn't too bad if I'm not a fucking retard with the most asisnine pacifism.

>pick one piece
>customise your perfect harem and sail off into the sunset
the only correct choice

Can the harem have boys instead?

Harem.

I want a nee-san that I can knock up.

2 because neet life. would pick 3 but don't want to see my best bro die

Kyoani button, of course. Becoming a cute girl and doing cute things forever is my goal in life.

ok

You only look like a cute girl forever, it doesn't say doing cute things forever.

Plus I don't know if I'd want to go through high school and college again, ESPECIALLY nip college

Harem so that I can just be a NEET until I die while all my expenses are paid. Being a cute girl is tempting though.

If I pick the One Piece option, can I be a cute girl as well? And my OTP be one of the other crew members. And the other two crew members are also cute girls who are an OTP with each other.

Also, my super power would just be lighting logia. There isn't much you can't do with full control over electricity.

3, and basically be mecha Flashman.

Harem. No butt pirates.

FINDS A WAY

What if I choose #1, but make my 3 custom companions into a harem?

Best of both worlds!

I hit the middle three at the same time. What to I get, Rinne no Lagrange?

444444444444444444

Anyone who doesn't choose 4 is an irredeemable faggot

One can more or less be four.
But with a pirate life instead.

Being a cute girl forever is already reason enough to pick it, especially going through school as one. It also does say that you'll do cute things every day.

>be cute for the rest of your life becoming a lolibaba
>or superpower harem pirates
CANT CHOOSE

Yeah, but wouldn't you rather have super powers and be a cute girl?

Number 2 sounds like I can be NEET, so that one.

Making a harem is total shit tier.
Doing it like this is better.

Doesn't matter whatever you do as a cute girl will always end up as cute in one way or another

>superpower of your choosing - and 3 companions with the powers of my choice

i choose omnipotence, then fuck of to a less retarded series with 3 characters of my choice to tag along. if i cant choose some power along these lines i pick harem MC

One Piece. I can pick the most bullshit power ever, my companions are all cute girls with equally bullshit powers and they all like me (so it's basically a harem). Finally I can use my meta-knowledge of the One Piece world to do all kinds of cheap stuff.

But not being an eternal loli is horrible.
Aging is horrible

Yeah, but not in the One Piece world.

Exactly. That's what I was saying.

>you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
>with no expenses to pay
>no expenses

You can make your super power never aging or ability to control age.
Or, if you want to be cool. You could pick the super power I did, with with electrical logia. And with full control over electric you could rebuild the telomeres in your DNA strands which would basically make you have eternal youth anyway.

That's why you pick a devil fruit power that lets you be an eternal loli.

Kyoani button. I want to become a cute anime high school girl and do cute things.

Rebuilding telomeres will only stop you from dying and old age.

You'll still get well past loli, but hypothetically you'd be like mid 20s-30s

it never said devil fruit power, so why limit yourself - just pick whatever grab bag of powers you want and have one of them being a little girl

It says A super power so you'll need to pick a power that lets you reasonably get a lot of other powers.

Sort of, but not exactly. Your age is based on your telomere progression of deterioration. So, if you repaired your telomeres to the point they were at when you were 13-14ish you'd basically just age backwards if you were already in your 20s. It wouldn't be like an instant change, but you could control your "age" for the most part.

Sure your biological "age" is based on telomeres but it's not like you could physically de-age by regenerating your telomeres. If you're already 25 you'll just stay 25 and never age.

Or at least as far as I understand it.

>1st button
>choose power of omnipotency
>create my own universe
>create avatar copy of myself and place him in world I create
>live as my avatar and pander myself with my favourite fetishes and fantasies until I die
>create another avatar and repeat

Mecha

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thats the one i would pick

I'm sure you understand the basics on what DNA is and how it is your body's blue prints more or less. And I'm sure you know how mitosis works as well. A cell (with DNA in it) copies itself. And the cell has your "current blue prints" in it. So when it gets copied again and again that will be how your body builds itself, off that current blue print.

So, if you reset all your telomeres, that's what is going to get copied when your cells do mitosis. Thus, effectively rebuilding your body into a smaller version of itself.

Unironically I would choose the last button

people keep growing even after reaching adulthood, 200 year old would look hilarious with huge ass, ears and nose, hair would grow all over the place.

Can you not read what you are replying to?

I've narrowed it down to one of the 3 that takes place in modern times in a semi normal world compared to ours. If I had to pick probably Keit Ai.

>If you're already 25 you'll just stay 25 and never age

this is false.

Seeing as how you're so fucking stupid you can't even read or type, you should just stop talking.
You don't even know the context of what you're replying to.

have fun with your pseudo science discussion then

It's not really total pseudo science. Fixing telomeres in a single cell is doable with current real world technology. But, that doesn't do any real good. If you had total control over electricity, you could easily fix all your own telomeres. But, that's where the fiction part starts.

I'm pretty sure if you had total control over electricity, and hence electromagnetism. you could do a lot fucking more than fix telomeres as you're basically a fucking god at that point

Indeed. But the context of this conversation was a guy wanting to be a loli. And I was explaining how you could use electrical control to do that.

>one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war
Not with that attitude, faggot

You just need hard work and guts

>have your mech so that there is only victory or death in battle ( and since you cant die in battle only victory)
>charge the enemy HQ solo or something

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Why would I want to live in a stupid anime? lel

*frantically hammering button #4*

#2 because I can at least go the Harem route if I choose to.

Speaking of which, am I allowed to incorporate other -dere types into my Harem?

mecha

>bro it up with my bro
>fuck the hottest bitch around
>shoot lazors in my gundam
>always win

Why choose any other option?

>#1 pirate
>#2 you can't choose what they look like
>#3 fucking Macross
>#5 shitty forced meme version of a long-distance relationship

I choose #4. All the rest are obvious traps.

I would absolutely hate to be a heroine in one of KyoAni's Key adaptations.

Here's a new challenge for you.

Just send me to HxH world you pleb

>shaft
>cute girl

Hard one. I think I'll go with SHAFT.

>shaft
>not cute girl

>Hard one. I think I'll go with SHAFT.
>Hard. SHAFT

Lewd

>SHAFT show

That will just result in any show that isn't Zetsubou-sensei or Monogatari Series to get the literal SHAFT in terms of sales.

Not worth it. I want to be in best-selling shows.

Pirate crew
Could be fun, but......
>marines are constantly on your ass
>kaiju and wicked strong warriors are common place
>natural disasters are a daily occurrence
>unless you've got a high tech ship and a strong crew to match you are deader than fried chicken

But I'll bite

Me
Plasma logia
either that or
super robot paramicia with growth and the ability to make more super robot skills
(ie, nanomachines, beams.make tiny versions of myself, transform into vehicles, etc.)
it's not that strange when you consider capone has the shiro shiro no mi

Crewmate 1#
Manta ray fishman who can fly
>master of fishman karate
>has pretty good haki and geppo
>likes to make seafood

Crewmate 2#
Maltese Mink navigator
> Good at sniffing things out and has above average observation haki
>good sense of direction
>very dog like personality
>is an adept spear user

Crew mate 3#
Tontata girl doctor
>Has the sick sick fruit
>she can create any germ or vaccine imaginable
>not much of a fighter but knows how to crowd controll
Option 2 is shit
>These hoes could look like Methuselah for all you know
>I don't even have a sister


Option 3 depends
Are we talking SUPER Robots or realistic robots
>If realistic robots, fuck no
>if super could be pretty cash
>4 &5
fuck you

>not wanting to be a little girl
>not wanting to find a way

Shit taste mate.

>not wanting to be wide

Option 2 or Option 4 are the best

You don't have to fuck any of them, in fact because it's a harem you're almost guaranteed not do and can just ignore them for easy neetbux.

4 would be nice to have friends