Sup Forums on a date

>Beta, clinger, and bitter
This short story has gone viral in lefty twitter. Is this Sup Forums ?

newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person
archive.fo/6DTXn

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tl;dr?

Sup Forums is one person

(((The New Yorker)))

nah this is Sup Forums
magazine.atavist.com/absolute-fear

tl;dr, wouldn't be fair. it's a 20 minute read tops

I provided )))archived link(((

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this
>imgur.com/a/ngYfG

wait nyt has fan fictions in it?

im not gonna spend 20 minutes reading what looks like some girl complaining about how the guy she liked turned out to be a weirdo

no.

That's a huge waste of time for something that will probably turn out to be just be a long, bitchy rant about someone who didn't live up to their unrealistic expectations.

You don't start a thread with a 20 minute article or a 30 minute video and then get pissed off when people ask for the tl;dr version

Wow pathetic. I'm not even sure what the tldr for this shit would be... Don't date beta guys because they suck at talking dirty and are old?

new yorker is different from NYT, it's some shitty magazine that for some reason used to have a reputation as being high-brow and cultured because their shitty writers would shoehorn SAT words into every sentence they wrote but i guess it's just devolved into cosmo for urban english major roasties who think actually reading cosmo is beneath them

I can't fucking stand the pretentious writing style f the Jew Yorker. Does anyone read this drivel and unironically say "wow, that purple prose was so well written and really made me think!"

No. Get the fuck on with the point you're trying to say and stop with the English 101 bullshit.

sage

I can't finish reading that crap.

I'm not going to spend 20 excruciating minutes reading this purple prose circlejerky bullshit.

give a basic gestalt of what she's bitching about.

so much this

>imgur.com/a/ngYfG
/thread.

You guys are right.

Margot a 20 year old sophmore meets a 30s paunchy guy at her work. Feels moderately attracted, they text for a bit, go on a date, have terrible sex, the guy fucks like a wannabe pornstar, she ends it, turns out he was really attracted to her and used some modern pua techniques in bad faith

The story is a better read to get a sense of how the writer tacitly impunes men. It's big on lefty twitter, I wanted to share it with Sup Forums. it's a revealing read.

I've got downtime at work and just suffered through it.
Here's the TLDR

>girl has bad date with weirdo 15 years older than her
>girl has sex with weirdo
>oh no, she forgot he's fat and ugly. gross
>fuck him anyway
>sex is bad, spend the whole time imagining shit-talking him to her friends later
>proceed to shit-talk him to all her friends later
>end up in the same bar as him a month later
>point him out to her friends and make a bit of a scene
>he sends her texts asking wtf that was about
>she doesn't reply
>he sends a final text calling her a whore

They're both losers, but at least he didn't just trash her in a national publication.

>turns out he was really attracted to her and used some modern pua techniques in bad faith
oh, I skimmed over that part.

By "PUA tactcs" I assume they mean acting like a man instead of a low-test beta bitch, right?

>it's a 20 minute read tops
screw you Sup Forums and pol utterly destroyed my fucking attention span
some here is going to give me a rundown

No, just the texting strategy.
>teasing
>being aloof
>not responding right away

In reality he wants a serious relationship. At times Margot thinks he is a murderer. And he wants her badly and clearly was celibate for a while before fucking her.

What's wrong with those things. you don't need to be a desperate PUA dude to know that acting like a thirsty beta isn't good

>t's a 20 minute read tops
fucking lol

That was a terrible short story. Why did I read that whole thing. I want 20 mins of my life back.

I skimmed it since OP was a faggot and I'll put it into greentext form for curious anons

>be Margot, nobody wage slave at movie theater
>insult some dude buying candy, give guy number
>text for weeks building up an idea of who this guy is
>finally go out with him
>surprise she's 20 and he's 34
>gets her fake ID taken away
>get drunk and have awkward sex
>be anxious and weird during the whole encounter reading way too much into everything he says
>turn down delicious scrambled eggs so she can go tell her roommate how much he sucked in bed
>awkwardly avoid him for a few days before her friend steals phone and types that he should piss off
>guy shows up at her local dive bar that I skipped mentioning earlier
>avoid him by hiding behind a nu-male cuck named Albert
>gets a bunch of texts asking why she avoided him and what went wrong with their date
>ask how many guys she's fucked and if she's fucking the guy she was hiding behind
>call her a whore
>fin

0/10 would not read

>20 y/o girl dates mid 30s guy
>fucks him on first date
>learns a bit more about him and decides she doesn't like his personality

Why is the focus on the guy and not on the fact that this dumb slut fucked someone too soon?

DESU I was pretty shocked after reading this. This is supposed to be a slice of life kind of story. Are American college girls really that slutty that they would fuck some random creepy hobo on first date?

>Americans have to be 21 to drink alcohol
No wonder you have so many teen drug addicts

someone link me lefty twitter i want to read their stuff please

This short story has spawned reaction pieces on the left and the right. NR has an article about the girl treating sex as no big deal is a problem. She slept with 7 people at 20 years old, and the writer portrays her as an normal innocent college sophmore.

quick rundown please, and quick rundown on the lefty reaction

kek that was great

>The New Yorker

Do people living in New York actually write LARP stories about themselves living in New York and publish them?.
Hahahaha, please tell me this magazine is real. Jesus fucking Christ, hahahahahaha

in their twitter DMs she told him that their sex was great, and called him attractive multiple times tho

sorry user, your 20 mins belong to the jews now

Yes, it's real. My libcuck roommate in college from jew york was subscribed to this shit, and it''s the most pretentious garbage you've ever seen.

Protip for people who have trouble being normal, unless you already have strong social skills, trying to employ texting strategies is a bad idea. Just text them like a normal person, because you aren't going to pull off anything else

Never went on a date, checkmate.

>pic
le 56%?

>tatoo
Degen

>Concession-stand girl, give me your phone number
Really hard to picture a white guy talking like that.

>check scroll bar
I am NOT reading all that shit.

Yes. Most guys are too, especially gay college twinks

Yeah. The author and the left want us to be shocked by the loser and his awkwardness but what is really shocking is that the girls behavior is considered normal.

Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA holy shit this did it for me boys. Modern women are absolutely BATSHIT crazy. The amount of emotional bullshit this bitch was thinking and her overall thought process was downright scary. What the fuck is wrong with these fucking roasties. They are some of the most petty, spoiled, entitled, childish motherfuckers out there. Women are fucking evil.

Well as another user put it, they're both shitty people

Her awfulness is covered above, but speeding out at some immature brat 15 years your junior is also cringe behavior

SO LIBERATED

>20 and has fucked 6 men
>makes it lucky 7 with a 34 year old man on the first date
>is a drunk whore and wagecuck

typical degenerate female

Dating younger women is perfectly normal. The whole "it's weird to go for prime women at peak fertility" is a meme propagated by middle-aged feminists who are salty that they get passed up for better models.

20 is too old desu, she had already fucked 7 guys.

one thing about girls.

they seem to have no problem pointing out when a guy sucks at sex - but seem utterly oblivious that simply spreading their legs does not make them great, or even moderately interesting, at sex.

>some random literally who whore is whining and talking bad about some random literally who guy on the internet
>It's big on lefty twitter
What does is matter whats trending among that bunch of edgy unemployed beta virgin soyboy faggots, who believe talking for the 500th time about a bunch of fantasy book written for the bottom barrel retards of society they have never actually read will make people "realize" they are enlightened intellectual gentlemen and not actually just retarded.

That's because modern women think they're entitled princesses who each deserve the world. Every 3/10 thinks she deserves an 8/10 man who will look past any sort of past behavior, marry her at 35 when her ovaries have already dried up and looks fading, who will wait on her hand and foot. And yeah, the fucking sex. These women who literally just lay there like limp fish and expect you to do everything. It's just fucking sad.

You haven't seen the worst of it. American women are fucking batshit insane. They are spoiled, entitled, egotistical, selfish, promiscuous, degenerate hedonists. Steer clear.
The only thing he did wrong was he was completely autistic about the relationship. I'm a virgin and even I would have handled it better. Just take her to a few dates to get to know her first. If you actually had feelings for her you would take it slower. If you wanted a quick college fuck, don't spill all your emotions everywhere.

...

I don't hate women, I just understand how they operate. You have to be careful because a lot of them are hopeless trash.

Well it looks like he was trying that PUA stuff, which AFAIK these guys only really use when they're just trying to pick up barsluts and have fuckbuddies. So it's a difference in goal. But the fact that he was banging a woman 15 years years younger than him means he was doing something right, I guess. But yeah, I do take issue with these type of guys who just want to hedonistically embrace the decline and bang as many whores as they can. Fuck that.

tl;dr
some story about a beta virgin from a different board

>This
I have a wife. I'm busy trying to gas the kikes, not find a mistress.

>But yeah, I do take issue with these type of guys who just want to hedonistically embrace the decline and bang as many whores as they can. Fuck that.
Agreed
>beta virgin
>Got laid with some college slut on the first date
Hmm

Living the dream

fuck off I read 20 min I'm halfway. And I'm not a slow reader.

It got too cringe when he asked her if she ever had sex.

God this slut already had 6 guys at 20

>>beta virgin
>>Got laid with some college slut on the first date
>Hmm
Okay, that was more of an "ex-wizard" who fucks b4 marriage and thus is a degenerate, but whatever. Who cares. Why is this thread still up, it has nothing political in it.

Why would I hate women?
About half are fucking awesome and can be redpilled.
Although I'm in an extreme red state so I could biased.

>when a meme triggers your ptsd
Every time I see "fin," it reminds me of when I ended a spanish presentation with it because I thought it was spanish.

Holy fuck, I'm so glad I got married young. Imagine the dating world when the woman you can get is a dishonest POS like the one who wrote the article. Imagine being 34 years old and thinking maybe this one is the one and deep down she fucking hates you wile she lets you fuck her. Fucking psycho bitches, man. And then it's somehow his fault that she didn't want to fuck him but did. what in the fuck?

>Why would I hate women?
Maybe because you are a faggot

>Although I'm in an extreme red state so I could biased.
Which state? Just curious, not as if I really know politics in separate states. Is there an "anti-calif*rnia"? It sure isn't Alabama, because dems won.
Eitherway I wanted to say that women are our greatest allies and I've managed to redpill a jewess on fags, white genocide and immigration. You can redpill anyone unless they were redshilled by SJW's/progressives/etc.

A lot of that was very similar to how I used to be. Only I was 19, not 34. I feel bad for Robert.

Also
>I haven't been with many guys
>Only 7
>20 years old

kek, the few dates thing is just making sure shes fucking other guys between your dates. Be fucking alpha, don't take shit slow.

You must have been switching tabs or reading in spurts.
No, this guy gets a number and fucks. This is clearly above /r9k/ talent level. BUT the author implies Robert is a modern right winger.

The New Yorker website has an audio link.

>My high-school boyfriend is gay, Margot imagined telling him. We were pretty sure of it in high school, but after a year of sleeping around at college he’s definitely figured it out. In fact, he’s not even a hundred per cent positive that he identifies as a man anymore; we spent a lot of time over break talking about what it would mean for him to come out as non-binary
No piece of modern fiction is complete without some progression awkwardly shoehorned in

This sounds a lot like something that happened to me very recently...

What the fuck does any of this have to do with Lefty twitter?

The guy just sounds like some middle aged Seth Rogan hipster dork.

>Takes chick to see holocaust movie
>doesn't redpill her before during and after

Holy fuck? Seriously?

This is a big game changer.

lol

"“No, I could use a drink, after that movie.” Even though it had been playing at the mainstream theatre, the film he’d chosen was a very depressing drama about the Holocaust, so inappropriate for a first date that when he suggested it she said, “Lol r u serious,” and he made some joke about how he was sorry that he’d misjudged her taste and he could take her to a romantic comedy instead."

this reads like a fapfic

hello robert

>>turn down delicious scrambled eggs
Fuck, that part really got my eggs cracked as well. Just from the way the author mentioned a """non-binary""" faggot and described a basic 2k17 liberal thot as"""a good person""" could tell you all about what that story was. I actually expected the guy asking her "hey do you know this site four chan?? :DD i browse it a lot" after sex or pulling out a generation identity/confederate/kekistan(xddd the rite cant meme)/any right wing group flag or some shit like that. Instead it was a loooong & boring "INCELS BTFO".

To be fair he did call her a whore at the end and he was guilty of being fat. I thought modern feminists were against body shaming?

>guilty of being fat
apparently not fat enough if he was still able to pull a girl 15 years younger than him on the first date

I was being sarcastic Why are you yanks so literal and autistic all the time?

and has fucked 6 men
that's practically ascetic in 2017

it's the lack of inbreeding desu

(((the new Yorker))) is pure shit.
the writing is even worse.

Breeding too much with niggers by the sounds of it

she's a whore that puts out so easily, regrets it, calls the fat loser a alt righter. lmao. pathetic.

women are all liars

only 44% tho

>he was guilty of being fat. I thought modern feminists were against body shaming?
YES! Very fatphobic of her, omg how could they let such a bigoted piece of work get published??
And the whole
>hey sweetheart i still luv u
>hey
>hey
>hey
>fuck you whore I'm calling mu muslim uncle to blow up your parent's house and sell their organs into illegal taiwan slave ownership cartel while raping your siblings on a torture wheel until they die be almost dying of bleeding, so I could insert maggots into their wounds to take their lives painfully and slowly *insert Elliot Rodger's manifesto plans here*
looks like something taken out of r/niceguys, really. Minimal effort, maximum strawman.

I like you yank, you're all right. Inshalla

Thanks OP, that sure was an interesting glimpse inside the female and jewish mind.
No wonder both spend so much time in therapy, they really are neurotic.

Interesting read. At least it illustrates to oblivious men how not to do things...flopping down on her and aggressive kissing, lol.

It's like when leftists like Ana Kasparian are constantly fighting for "body positivity" and all that crap, and then goes right back into "SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK" when Alex Jones comes around. Very hypocritical. Sad!

More the text bombing. I can guarantee if he'd not made any contact at all, the next time she got drunk she'd be straight over for more chubby love. Not that either of them existed of course.

I'm curious about these tits the little narcissist keeps talking about.
Can't imagine she's actually hot. Probably TBD.

here she is

kek

>stop pawing at my tits user, you're such a fat old man

This thing is the wrong side of 30. Why the fuck is she hanging around 210 year olds?