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ITT, share your best war stories
Adrian Fisher
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Colton Watson
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Leo Jones
>be high school drop out
>goes to army because recruiter says it be good money
>have my soul beaten to death until I'm an obedient government dog, no, lower than a dog
>go to some sandy hell hole so some rich fat white guys back home get richer and fatter
>meanwhile my wife is fucking every single guy in town
>some enemy soldier, far more honorable than me as he's just defending his home land from foreign invaders, blows my leg off
>get sent back home and spend and average of 8 hours a day waiting in line at the VA and making enough in disability to almost afford to eat
>eventually become alcoholic to deal with the depression and freeze to death in the streets
God Bless America
Jose Johnson
I watched some Afghan kids play soccer with a live hedgehog (or what looked like it).
I paid one of them 5 bucks to climb a mountain to find the smallest pebble.. and he actually did it.
Logan Martin
I fight the AI and the cuckspiracy every single day.
Jacob Collins
>Our HET guy was working a source that was asking for way too much money for the intel he was producing, guy was almost certain he was going to roll on us and give everything he had to the Taliban.
>Sets up last meeting
>Asks for intel
>Goat fucker asks for money
>Gives sheckles
>Asks for more shecksles
>Acts like reaching into bag for more sheckles
>Stabs the Saracan in his kneck with a benchmaid knife, turns haji into human pez dispenser
Kek
Kevin James
>Come back from village
>Some asshole shoots at us
>Empty 2 cans of Mk-19 grenades into the village
>Elders come later that day with some mangled kid saying we did that
>Kid looked like he'd been clubbed to death with a hammer
>No shrapnel, no burns, no parts missing
>Want shekels
>Nah Elders you killed your kid for nothing sorry
>Elders go back to village
>Village shoots at us again
Such is life in glorious Afghanistan
Bentley Torres
>Be haji
>Blow up 3 Marines with IED
>Get detained because 82 IQ inbred child fucker
>Get released because Obama ROE's
>Taliban think we released to spy on them, cut heads off
Well that sure sorted itself out
Nathaniel Gomez
One time i got a wicked papercut
Jayden Hall
>invasion of Iraq
>fighting going on
>outskirts of town
>squaddies capture some fighters who had been shooting and killing
>one comes out and with a Birmingham accent and a big smile on his face and says...
>"ey ye can't take me to prison ere I know me rights! haha! you're fucked m-
>*bang*
>squad commander shot him with a handgun
Not my story, something I read so take what you will.