>raised as a berniecrat >raised Jewish (thanks dad) >born Asian (thanks mom) >live in a house full of spergs and whales >i refuse to say i was redpilled, but it happened >hate the media controlling Jews
personal dilemmas are the worst. how do i fix this shit Sup Forums
Alexander Rodriguez
You have to genocide as much Jews as you can by throwing a surprise party for them. Give everyone a bag of pennies.
Chase Watson
son of a jew? join the enthnic state. fight for israel. ditch the wasteland of america
Luke Martin
lol. here you are thinking i have the money to make Aliyah. I do, however, plan on defending Israel with my life if need be
Sebastian Wood
college costs 15k here. thats about 4K usd. you got the money not to make aliyah?
Tyler Ward
Which martial arts are you going to learn?
Jordan Roberts
the israeli one. Krav maga
Tyler Wilson
well, being a minor and having parents with loads of money doesn't hurt, but that's the thing: it's not mine
Blake Scott
what happens when an evil tyrant american shows up with a handgun? is it time to awaken your nose
Easton Taylor
You think i can't smell that gun?
Daniel Baker
>50% jew >50% chinese
>100% subhuman
Luke Martin
what else can you smell?
Blake Williams
I'm actually Korean, so more of a gook than a chink
Asher Reyes
random guy making a joke. photoshopped pic
Austin Ramirez
i can smell the Monster Energy drink on your nightstand and the headaches you get when you stay awake at night wondering why no one loves you.
Samuel Anderson
Eesh. You're a Jewish Hapa? I can't imagine anything worse.
Christopher Sanchez
I only drink filtered water, because Jews sell and advertise carbonated piss. I have no trouble sleeping as my wife's blowjobs put me to sleep desu.
Matthew Morgan
it hurts when people ask me to smile less for pictures because they can't see my eyes
Noah King
>option to be circumcised >option to be circumcised and a dicklet lel
Brandon Taylor
did they bother to circumcise gook penis?
Benjamin White
I didn't have a choice. I'm glad I'm barely average
Brandon Reyes
sadly
Liam Rogers
At least it's not tiny asian penis. Average-ish is plenty but some of them I just feel bad for.
Jaxson Young
MAGA
Adam Jackson
Ah, yes. The martial art passed down the Trump family: Krav MAGA.
Hunter Rogers
regular asian penis is tiny enough desu. tiny asian penis is Indian tier
Zachary Nguyen
I assume he means American average, in which case he didn't suffer much from his ethnic background. Just being born into 3 cultures that all are fixated on stealing his foreskin.