Jews

>raised as a berniecrat
>raised Jewish (thanks dad)
>born Asian (thanks mom)
>live in a house full of spergs and whales
>i refuse to say i was redpilled, but it happened
>hate the media controlling Jews

personal dilemmas are the worst. how do i fix this shit Sup Forums

You have to genocide as much Jews as you can by throwing a surprise party for them. Give everyone a bag of pennies.

son of a jew?
join the enthnic state.
fight for israel.
ditch the wasteland of america

lol. here you are thinking i have the money to make Aliyah. I do, however, plan on defending Israel with my life if need be

college costs 15k here.
thats about 4K usd.
you got the money not to make aliyah?

Which martial arts are you going to learn?

the israeli one.
Krav maga

well, being a minor and having parents with loads of money doesn't hurt, but that's the thing: it's not mine

what happens when an evil tyrant american shows up with a handgun? is it time to awaken your nose

You think i can't smell that gun?

>50% jew
>50% chinese

>100% subhuman

what else can you smell?

I'm actually Korean, so more of a gook than a chink

random guy making a joke.
photoshopped pic

i can smell the Monster Energy drink on your nightstand and the headaches you get when you stay awake at night wondering why no one loves you.

Eesh. You're a Jewish Hapa? I can't imagine anything worse.

I only drink filtered water, because Jews sell and advertise carbonated piss. I have no trouble sleeping as my wife's blowjobs put me to sleep desu.

it hurts when people ask me to smile less for pictures because they can't see my eyes

>option to be circumcised
>option to be circumcised and a dicklet
lel

did they bother to circumcise gook penis?

I didn't have a choice. I'm glad I'm barely average

sadly

At least it's not tiny asian penis. Average-ish is plenty but some of them I just feel bad for.

MAGA

Ah, yes. The martial art passed down the Trump family: Krav MAGA.

regular asian penis is tiny enough desu. tiny asian penis is Indian tier

I assume he means American average, in which case he didn't suffer much from his ethnic background. Just being born into 3 cultures that all are fixated on stealing his foreskin.