Little Witch Academia

Diana's dianas

more ursula bullying

HERE I COME

Reminder that only fags and dindus wear purple and Andrew doesn't look black.

I want to _______ Andrew

Will Akko take responsibility after stripping Andrew like that?

punch

there's a jrpg joke here somewhere, i can feel it

Is Andrew basically Akko, but with a FUCK MAGIC attitude?

>Only thing Akko has is desire to be like Chariot
In the end will reality hit her in the face or will she be granted magical powers by deus ex machina?

>ywn caress akko's growing body

>Very little Sucy in the episode
>Nips still only make Sucy fanart

I... I wrote a song for Diana.

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you, you already know
I wanna fuck you, you already know girl
Diana I can see you ain't lonely handful of niggas and they all got cheese,
so you looking at me now what's it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
trying get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwing bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub,
you know my pedigree, ex-dealer use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it don't mean nothing and besides I got a thing for you.

I hope she likes it.

When will Akko stop cheating and start taking studying magic seriously?

Damn thirsty slags

Her shenanigans was a lot funnier with Andrew's reactions, or rather lack thereof.

...

Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these beady eyes

luluco was right to fear them

Diana as the most beautiful eyes

YAY!

No, he's male Diana with a fuck you magic attitude.

I haven't got a bridesmaid dress AND THE WEDDING'S TOMORROW.

>male Diana
What exactly is he a genius expert on? Latin?

I want more Chariot and more yay.

How much of the budget did they spend on this scene?

Why is Akko so retarded, boys?

>What exactly is he a genius expert on?
business prodigy I assume.

How old is Andrew anyway?

Women

none
it was all done with magic

47

fuckin

Stop the bullying

Reminder that she'll go back to her lazy baka ways next episode.

I want to steal her nose

Andrew

College level. Around 18-23

Backstab when he asks me to help the Little Witches and stop his dad

...

I want to see andy's flashback scene with diana

16

Admit it, you just want to see little diana.

Brofist?

little diana is such a dork

you won't but andrew will

you really think so?

This episode is still really depressing.

Old enough that sex with the little witches would be statutory, at least it would be if he wasn't a noble

Anything the plot demands.

He was an athlete when he needed to jump from a bear.
She knew Latin when a door had some mysterious inscription.
Just wait for it, he'll be able to pull off more shit.
Dude probably has photographic memory, lip reading, perfect pitch, super math skills, ventriloquism and more under his sleeve.

in front of diana, too

She has the most appealing design. It can't be helped

to make her jealous, yes.
It's a great love triangle.

I live in the UK and 12/13 year olds have sex with their 18 year old boyfriends all the time. I think a 1/3 of teenagers have had sex before they are 14 too. It's a disgusting mix of poverty, ignorance and a sexualised culture. Everytime I see a couple I want to shoot them.

Um, no. Age of consent in the UK is 16. The "little" witches are all 16. Literally a non-problem.

He's a genius so make that 16-18.

Enjoy being wrong.
She'll be a determined baka from now on.
After a crying confession, and openly admitting she knows she sucks there's no way she won't try hard from now on.

That was a character redefining scene.

This guy's existence seemed kind of forced, like he was only there so he could get Diana to talk about meeting Andrew before

This. I wanna see little Diana happily trancing around

>used to have shiny rod
>can teleport anywhere with shiny rod
>can access to forbidden forest
>can access to fountain of polaris
>have magical pet bird alcor
>have magical pet polar bear
who is the mary sue again?

>Everytime I see a couple I want to shoot them.
With what?

Did you want to say something in your heart, user?
Who hurt you tiny little heart?

nobody likes Ursula, but young Chariot is a miracle of the universe.

Man, Andrew sure is cute

>Forced

There it goes, Sup Forums's more forced meme.
There's nothing uncommon about being allowed to bring along a close friend for business training situations.
And that's basically what this was for him.
He was there to watch and learn, and he was told to bring along a friend so he wouldn't be so awkward and lonely while doing so.

probably knows black magic too

>She knew Latin when a door had some mysterious inscription.
>She
Did your mind slip and make you think of Diana here?

>nobody likes Ursula
excuse me, sir, but you are WRONG. ursula is a miracle of the universe

>everyone shits on her
>actually worked her ass off to get her powers
>exists to advance Akko's story

You don't know what Mary Sue is

>mfw bongs need a license for knifes and need to sacrifice their first-born for a double-barrel

Young Ursula is for _______

So you are a bitter old ugly Britbong virgin?
You must look downright ugly if the hags there won't even fuck you.

>Little Diana
What went wrong?

>watch lwa for some light hearted jokes and escapism
>get feels and hard dose of reality slapped in my face

she gave up her yay for a secure job as schoolteacher

Ursula probably the youngest legendary witch ever lived.

But that's wrong.

Naw, there's that there Romeo and Juliet Law because of a prior relationship or whatever.

yes, that is what growing up means. i'm sorry you have yet to experience that.

The episode triggered my escapism more

>So you are a bitter old ugly Britbong virgin?
>You must look downright ugly if the hags there won't even fuck you.

Yes this describes me.

Yes Akko, this is how rabbits do it.

>I live in the UK and 12/13 year olds have sex with their 18 year old boyfriends all the time.
What the fuck.

Screw that.
I want the sad, lonely moe little Diana flashbacks.
Back when she was so obsessed with the shiny magic that she creeped everyone out, scared the normals, got bullied by the witches, had no one there for her.

Meanwhile she disappointed her family and couldn't make any friends.

That's when she decides to close her heart and become an ice queen.
Everyone hates her when she was just herself, so instead she'll hide her power levels and "fit in" as the proper little witch everyone wants her to be anyway.

>actually worked her ass off to get her power
same as diana but she got all those mythical creature and equipment.

Disillusion leading to chronic masturbation to fill the void

To be fair what made her an exceptional wizard may have not been conventional magic but obscure stuff like getting to a magic cockatrice forest, which might also explain why most witches think she is a hack.

I want to hug her and tell her everything will be alright even though I already know she will turn into a desperate childless unloved cake.

I don't live in the UK, but I really do worry about raising a daughter in a world where such things occur.

Quoth the Professor:
>I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>I don't live in the UK,
I think you do

It's really quite common especially in smartphone culture where girls act like kim kardashian at age 12 with tonnes of makeup and revealing outfits, and then go nightclubbing at age 13.

And none of this shit I'm making up I've seen it with my own eyes repeatedly.

Burger here.
Not uncommon in any of the states I know of.
Nor in any countries I went to. Even Germany and France is like that.

if growing up is throwing away your dreams and your happiness, I don't want to grow up

>desperate childless unloved cake.
m-my fetish

I don't.

I live in the 9th Circle of Hell known as Canada.

yes it is

I agree, but sometimes to attain true longterm happiness you have to sacrifice some of your current short term happiness.

please tell me you're still 14 years tops

bunny girls yay
I love those sensitive ears

Because Diana's family doesn't believe in the kind of shit Chariot does and they probably told Diana to stop being a child and become a proper witch she lacks the YAY to be granted them powers, son

< This is actual magic

Is Jack the Hanbridge whipping boy? Or maybe their bottom wiper?