If Sup Forums would create an anime, what would it be and why?

If Sup Forums would create an anime, what would it be and why?

No phones allowed, please.

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A guy falls in love with a girl

...in a world where the telephone was never invented...

The deus ex machina are carrier pigeons, forsooth!

...and in space...

unable to confess he is gifted with the girl's intergalactical fax number

Little cats revolution jihad, for martyrdom, for Allah. A fight against globalist USA.

Finds a way.

...

Shit

A group of user users creates a thread which, under certain circumstances, magically grants an anime production in the style they want. They can decide the fate of all the characters via polls but what they don't know it's that for every new anime they create, some anons go unconscious and their consciousness are transported into the characters, which destinies are ironically decided by other anons.

The only way to go back to the real world is when the series ends, but if the characters are killed in the meantime, you're also dead. Of course, you won't remember anything, but If your're lucky, you will be granted with all the things you achieve in the course of the series, like superpowers, a fortune, or your waifu becoming real and fall in love with you.

Anons deciding the fate of other anons without knowing... how is this gonna end?

Generic haremshit with an edgy protagonist and a half-baked SF setting. KonoSuba with a loli, basically

A "trapped in a video game" anime where everyone is a fat guy playing as a cute loli

user gets transported to another world and...

Some haremshit with all the favorite fetishes I guess.

Benjamin Button-like tearjerker with 90 years old straight shota.

Cute schoolgirls fighting ISIS would be great as well.

Wouldn't this be like Welcome to NHK but no girl shows up, everyone is either contemplating suicide or fapping and people faking to be normals outside?

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s fax number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately faxes her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he faxed is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>Going outside
Don't post in my board EVER again

loli dating sim

STILL waiting for someone to follow me up with framesa, i've got a perfectly good start going here

It's a comedy with one joke per episode, the joke is repeated all episode. The last episode is the characters whining about forced jokes, before doing the exact same thing for the rest of the episode.

Also with lolis

Like it.

Some of us need to make cash for buyfagging.
Those expensive over priced plastic butts aren't going to pay themselves you know?

That´s why we developed all those loli-robots, so they can go work for us.

Those loli-robots have more important "jobs" to do

a real horror anime show, with budget, collaboration with junji ito and animated by madhouse.

What´s more important than stealing diamons?

Horror is a shit genre

>No phones

Kyon-kun, smoke signals!

I want to make the silent hill of anime

Katawa Shoujo: the animation, take it all the way.

harem end

Probably some shitty isekai battle harem with a gimmick, going by the "your ideas for an anime" threads. Sup Forums are completely unable to think outside the shitty, stale cliches. This idea completely dominates the idea threads.

Isekai battle harem where the MC has the power of randomly getting powers from "your ideas for an anime" threads

Maybe with some kind of voting system we could finally produce something. Like voting for the escencials as:
> What genre our anime will be?"
> It will involve phones or not?"

>implying we could ever reach a proper consensus
>implying you know English

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s carrier pidgeon. Never minding the strange markings on the bird, he immediately sends her the bird, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he carrier pidgeoned is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

wtf how did someone else think of carrier pigeons

this is why you should read the thread first, even if shitposting

> implying you know English
When did I imply this? I know my english is shitty but I understand 99% of the posts user.

I know we'll never reach a consensus but it'll be fun at least.

FUND IT

illya clone with a bunch of user's different fetishes mixed in.

s4 of yuru yuri

Keit-ai already has a TV Tropes page, so stop posting it.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

More pumpkin scissors.

Maybe you should give us a link to your personal blog as well

a phone falls in love with a telephone

MC has a childhood friend. She's plain, sort of shy, and can't speak up for herself. It's hinted that she might have a crush on MC.

MC has known ever since the two of them met. He doesn't like her that way, and never has, because he's not into girls like that. However, he feigns interest in her and strings her along because he likes watching her think he cares about her that way. As soon as she's out of earshot, he can't get enough of how stupid and predictable she's been throughout their interactions together. This has gone on throughout middle school and early high school.

But this isn't about that girl. That girl is a side gag in MC's actual story, where he ends up in a relationship with a girl on his wavelength and their adventures fucking around together as a couple.

Once MC's girlfriend figures out about the side gag, her first response is... joining in, pretending she's in a love triangle with the plain girl, but laughing with MC about it as soon as she leaves the room. Again, this is a rarely occurring side-gag in the pair's relationship.

Endgame of the series still has MC and his girlfriend living the life together. Childhood friend-chan is a footnote in the epilogue where MC speculates she lived a joyless, mediocre life.

>Pidg-Ai

This could work if it was a phone box and the story ended when the phone box was taken away because they're obsolete now.

why

Would it be okay for them to make an anime about Katakawa considering it's a free game?
I really want a harem end just so I can see everyone happy

But "Welcome to the NHK" already exists.

>mods

This without a doubt

it is a old man driving a mazda everywhere and picking up chicks and kidnapping them ,takeing them to a farm and let them live out the rest of there life as form animal.

shitposting things into existence

This would never work, there is too much of delta of skill between possible Sup Forumsnimators out there and getting people to actually work on it is a major obstacle and whole other matter. imo.

Bane?

hai hai Bane desu

>Kyon-kun, toranshībā

1/4th cute lolis
1/4th edgy fight sequences
1/4th teenage romance
1/4th fetish pandering
Also some rotoscope.

Maybe about a college student who joins the Sup Forums-board, but eventually gets his brain melted and goes insane after 3 months or so.

Fuck anime.

When are we gonna get together and make another VN? Preferably about yanderes this time.

Voice acting included?

I'll make the logo!

A comedy/ SOL anime taking place in the world's longest lasting traffic jam.
This traffic jam has been going on for decades before the anime begins.
There are shop cars / school cars etc.

Our MC is a poor little girl that recently "moved" into the traffic jam. Her parents ran a car repair-shop and decided to move into the traffic jam because their business wasn't going too well.
MC of course learned a lot from her parents and thus tries to help out other people in the jam.
(But maybe she is too clumsy and only adds useless things to the cars of others when she tries to help them)
The people she meets show her how everything works in the traffic jam and our MC makes all kinds of friends this way.

Only when one of the heroines loses it and starts talking like a broken machine "hey user, you're lying. you're lying, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying."

Silent VN otherwise.

>the world's longest lasting traffic jam
kek

It would be a romantic comedy set in a high school where everyone has dramatic card battles over who gets to pilot giant mechs in epic battles against alien martial arts wizards who want to tentacle-rape our waifus.

See this? THIS is creative.

Fund it!

An ONA crossover with various Bones mascots because comfy. Maybe make it monster of the week-ish.

Hm. But what would the story be about? A Sup Forumstard who tries to make his childhood friend fall in love for him?

The story doesn't need to be anything mind-boggling, it's the character relationships and development, and the writing itself and cute girls that make or break these sort of things. Could just be about MC returning to his hometown after many years and gets to meet his female childhood friends again who secretly became obsessed with him.

Depending on how you want to approach it you could either make it a bit more comedic story where the girls are literally fighting over him or more horror story with MC trying to survive their display of love.

Or hell just get a real writer to make a plot, I really just want more yandere stuff, don't care what's it about.

How about some NHK-like anime about a shut-in , but this time he manages to cure himself out of the thing ?
I mean he doesn't go full "normie" , he just learns along the way how to manage his autism , how to deal with people well and how to enjoy life ( including offline ) in an era when decadence ( along with nihilism and selfish pleasure seeking ) is a generation's disease. Just as a message for everyone here how to live a bit better life.
Or it would hit close to home too hard ?

The MC is a creepy stalker, eventually it turns out the girl doesn't even know him and they never were childhood friends. Or should it be the other way around?

That'd be super sad.

That would be lame and preachy though.

>more yandere stuff
Putting yandere in a VN would be kind of hard in a way, given to the fact that most of the scenes where the characters usually talk, you just see their images Only some scenes have full images. but otherwise it could work.

An harem about our boards as cute girls fighting for the love of the MC.

Who would be the tsundere? Sup Forums?
/h/ would be the slut, and Sup Forums the student council president

somthing cancer related, with a wheelchair cripple faggot as MC.

Wheelchair cripples are the MCs of the best manga ever made though.

Yeah , it sounds like that , but it's just the main message.
We can build upon it and have the MC question the meaning of trying hard in life. Like he would be a rotten to the core , sarcastic bastard . Or something similar to , mostly not giving two shits about life , just enthusiastic comically about one single thing. He would keep this sarcastic outlook on life along the way, but getting more relaxed and easy-going as the series progress.
A "how to be a normalfag" would be really fuckin boring and lame . Also completely perfect MCs are fuckin boring.
Fuck , I'm not really creative

Sup Forums would be drunk as fuck
Sup Forums would be a hysterical nazi
/adv/ would be a guy to give advice or a troll
/sci/ would be a math genius
Etc.

Plot twist.
The main girl is aware she's a game character, and not yandere for the self-insert main character, but you, the player. She'll keep track of times you play her route, times you go play someone else's route, your time spent playing overall, your time spent on stuff you really shouldn't be doing (ie. not playing her route.) etc.

The plot of different routes changes depending on how secure she is in thinking she's your one true love.

well shit, you got me there.

Then maybe you should stop and let the big boys do the talking, huh?

This. Is a perfect plot.

So .... you are a big man ?

Pour vouz.

This looks interesting.

Is he going up that hill in the first world of Mario 64?

Something like this?
Sup Forums is the MC right?

>this is methaphor of life passing by.
>reaching end of the road is actually dying of oldness

>Deconstruction of the traffic jam genre
Kickstarter when?

>Sup Forums is the MC right?
We lose the chance to see Sup Forums as a cute girl but, yeah, it also works.

A Loli film

Remember Foreign Eyes?

The main character should be a faceless lurker who wants to protect Sup Forums-tan's smile.