How will you and your waifu celebrate valentine's day?

How will you and your waifu celebrate valentine's day?

In a hospital room.

I have 20,000 words to write on that day, after which I'm going to see 50 Shades Darker to torture myself.

>50 Shades Darker to torture myself.
I wouldn't eve see that to torture myself. It's not even good torture
Instead I'd say good torture is what I'm doing right now, Reading Onani Master Kurosaswa, Molester Man and Train Man for the first time ever, and I'll most likely be reading romance manga on backlog for the entirety of this month
tfw captcha says to select all squares that match the label train

I'll try to bake a cake for her and spend whole day searching for new images and listening to her music.


Anyone know if there will be a valentine collage this year?

>Onani Master Kurosaswa
Very good series but get ready for feels

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I know. I felt user. I actually finished both Onani Master and Molester Man. On Train Man right now.

tie the noose so i can visit her

Mai Waifu and her OTP are going to make sweet, gentle love down by a warm fire.

Kill yourself, cuckfag.

By impregnating her and our daughter?

Play with our cat for two hours 'cause It's his birthday first and V.-day comes second.
After that order some shit-food and rewatch Kenshin or Mononoke.
Then sensual impregnating love ofc.

By buying my wife a black wig and glasses to make her look as cat from nekomonogatari (my wife has slightly smaller boobs but everything else is spot on)

Kek is this real? If so from where?

My waifu will be spending time with her Korean friend and I'll be watching.
Just like last year. :(

I'm going for a walk in the cold along the pier and for a pizza afterwards. I'm excited, I love you Makoto.

I completely forgot it was Valentine's Day already. I'll buy her some fancy sweets or something.

Also, I haven't played Amakano+ yet, perfect timing to do so.

>cuck
Fuck off crossboarder.

With lots of cuddling.

By getting shitfaced and crying myself to sleep while hugging my pillow of course.

Are you new or something?

There is a particular artist on pixiv I would very much like to murder

Who?

At Least, Like That Snow...

Don't know about him, but you definitely are.

At McDonalds
She's jaypee vidya but idc

With lots of love and affection.