Why are you here

friday night you sitting on dat chair browsing pol and yo life passin you by

Sandy hook was a fema drill

My cat just ate a rat the size of a watermelon

I'm waiting for my girlfriend to get home from a day with her family and then I'm going to get drunk, high, and laid.

because Im eating smoked sausage and horseradish and listening to alex jones

ohhhhh shit, I miss this fool

thanks for this leaf, lots of jokes were had about this negro

drunk af tbf senpai

i just woke up nigger, do you know where you are?

how dare you stay at home and not spend shekels goyim get out there and spend hundreds of dollars trying to get laid with some disease ridden roastie

Implying I’m not a phoneposter

trios college reeeeeeeee

because I want to wake up early to do the things I enjoy

Whatchu retarded, nigga? It’s easy! Dayum!

You stupid as fuck, boy! Ahaha! Eyy look at dis special mufugga, in his underwear watchin daytime TV like a bum!

Ahaha!

Both of these desu

comfy

Out of town working is why I’m here

I work on weekends.

Y R U CHAYNED 2 THE WITECRACKAS WORK WEEK MY negroid cousin

Just fucked my girl and sent her on her way to her girlfriends house. waiting to go get drunk and stoned with some friends. still gonna get it

Just passing a few moments drinking a glass of chardonnay waiting for the quiche in the oven to finish cooking. Off to a fabulous potluck dinner party down the block. Already late and what a faux pas! My mushroom and bacon quiche paired with champagne are the appetizer course. Whoopsie!

It must have been the heavy cream, I usually don't use it so it's taking longer to cook. But by the time I'm done typing this it will be time to take it out of the springform pan, put it onto the glass footed pedestal plate, grab the bubbly and off we go into the winter wonderland.

Happy Friday, poltards. And Merry Fucking Christmas. Not ramafuckingdan, not qwanzafuckangz, and certainly not hannacuckfuckkah. Merry Fucking Christmas!

It's fucking cold outside nigga.

My wallet got stolen and the bank wont turn my card on with ID which ironically cost money which is on my card

im taking a shit right now

Post the poop when you finish up.

nice try fbi

Don't drink the tap water get a water distiller.

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boost causes anything it touches to take minutes-to-hours to build, that's why

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Implying phones take along time to build

That's an evening bro. Jealous. Sausages are the best. Meat encased to smoke or cook in it's own juices. Divine.

Hedonism is nothing more than a degenerate distraction, eternal struggle is the path to improvement.

>day with family
Let us know how Tyrone’s dicks tastes faggot.

I just ate spaghetti and meatballs. It was ok

Had a productive day at work. Had dinner with wife. Now about to smoke some weed, take a shower and play vidya.

Because I have cancer and can't really do much.

Hey me too poop bro.

Post the poop when you finish up.

I like this user.