/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY NIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump returns to WH w/new hat 12/15/17
youtu.be/0Vgj0huA7kY
>Pres Trump visiting Marine Heli Squad One 12/15/17
youtu.be/mGPrYY2h1UM
>Pres Trump/Chief Kelly/AG Sessions/FBI Wray @FBI Natl Grad Ceremony 12/15/17
youtu.be/b6Dyrk_AWKQ
>Pres Trump departs WH on MarineOne 12/15/17
youtu.be/1dbFsIhjlhw
>Pres Trump statement before leaving WH 12/15/17
youtu.be/ezzrWwdrtxo
>AG Sessions Press Conf on Crime & shillary 12/15/17
youtu.be/XQ8yfd4ZxXs
>SoS T-Rex presser @UNSC 12/15/17
youtu.be/KtNt8ms2apw
>SoS T-Rex tells NoKo Rep to go fuck himself 12/15/17
youtu.be/SGGh_C57rxY
>SoS T-Rex @UNSC on NoKo 12/15/17
youtu.be/uIIGEhxHxqo
>SoS T-Rex meeting russian counterpart @UN 12/15/17
youtu.be/vTom0OW0wn4
>This Week @State 12/15/17
youtu.be/fIFpqX7gHCA
>Pres Trump talks about deregulation 12/14/17
youtu.be/scJUwZ3Me3U
>US/MEX Strat Diag on Transnational Crime (AG Sessions/DHS Sec Nielsen) 12/14/17
youtu.be/4HoGRrlvsc4
>SoS T-Rex hosts US/MEX Strategic Dialogue 12/14/17
youtu.be/9tFuxQACZ3M
>IntSec Zinke Work Env Survey 12/14/17
youtu.be/Np9YpailJ6c
>FCC Votes to end NN (including bomb threat) 12/14/17
youtu.be/8d_202l55LU
>UN Amb Haley on Iranian Arms Exports 12/14/17
youtu.be/jrldGQ9kzeY

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MAGA

Reptilians are interdimensional. I've experienced it. Simply when they come out of their environment and enter ours they turn into a human. They arrive here through portals. People might laugh but it's true. Example Amen Ra is depicted as one possessing the portal of light, positioned over his head. He is illustrated with the spear of destiny that is a " vehicle" to the next dimension. There is a light portal (mistaken as the Sun) with many spears of destiny to many dimensions of life. This is where the Ankh indicates life in eternity.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2Z8Cxc6ds

Ajit Pai Is A Corrupt Piece Of Garbage #SaveNetNeutrality

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ayy schiff is such a little fucking faggot

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Eat a bullet shill.

AWOO~

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>extreme right of the photo

You mean extradimensional

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MAKE TAYGA!!!

tfw you'll never be as suave as young Trump

>when Jews own syfy and history channels
I'm shocked.

dont really like this guy

OMG WOW THIS SO FUNNY.

youtube.com/watch?v=_YCGFLhrMkk

AWOO VULT

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Right

My bad

Is there any good reason to respond to stupid bait and get so angry and stupid over nothing?

I finally found a good useful for this pic. See how it looks like a merchant?

Has that garbage ever been funny?

I want to blast her.

>cpd
>"Merry Christmas sir"
God bless America.

back in the 90's it was

maeeeeek amellliccaaa whoooolesomeeee agin!

i am excite being first lady you never know what will happen each day

i cant wait for to help zhe children.

>Is he dead yet? NO? What a quitter, he can't even die right! Sad!

Now look at this. (((Alabama))).

This is a thread for politics and current affairs in America

>Are you dead yet?

Scavino confirms the call happened

It hasn't been funny for 15 years

Pecan piefags deserve to get BTFO

Over 20 seasons ago, sure.

I guess Alabama jews deep fry their bagels, he's gained some weight

I'm surprised they take his calls actually.

Everything before Season 10 or so is pure gold. 3-8 is some of the best comedy ever written.

Nothing women hate more than other women being happy.

This is true, Pumpkin a best.

says the user with a nutt allergy

I can't wait until we find it.

>mfw I actually used to listen to this guy

you, I like you.
>heard it in her voice tbqh

>I feel it, they feel it, and you feel it. We all feel it.

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WAAUUUUGHHHH, SWEETIEEE

I see that you are a man of excellent taste.

>inb4 media says Trump only called because he wants the vote and not concerned about his health.
You know they will.

You goddamn pumpkin piefags are just as bad.

King blueberry

>I prefer my Senators to not be dead but whatd'ya gonna do

I read that in her voice. 10/10.
See

It's somewhere in the Himalayas

Noooooooo. The one time this piece of shit wasn't going to fuck us over and he still finds a way. And now I'm conflicted. Do I want the tax bill to go through more than seeing him die? I just can't decide.
Are there enough votes without him? That would make this day of the pillow decision a whole lot simpler.

cheesecake is best pie

go to bed now desu? :DDD drumpfies cmon

Haven’t been on Sup Forums in a while, been really sick lately. Don’t worry, still keeping track of everything and updating the pastebin, even if I’m not posting here often. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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NEW THIS WEEK

>USA refugee admissions down 83% under Trump (archive.is/h4CCK)
>The USA adds 228,000 jobs in November - Trump has now created 2 million+ jobs since taking office (archive.is/okAGU)
>Average weekly pay checks increased by 3.1% over the last 12 months - first time it has exceeded 3% in 7 years (archive.is/r0ogl)
>November saw 40,000 new manufacturing jobs, the highest in US history (archive.is/rcaOs)
>The unemployment rate in manufacturing dropped to 2.6%, the lowest in US history (archive.is/hUnl1)
>The Hispanic unemployment rate dropped to 4.7%, the lowest in US history (archive.is/LAeem)
>Trump signs directive ordering NASA to lead space exploration program to send US astronauts back to the moon and eventually to Mars (archive.is/p96j2)
>The Dow Jones has hit a new record high of 24,651 on Friday (archive.is/yiesL)
>The S&P 500 has hit a new record high of 2,675 on Friday (archive.is/yiesL)
>The NASDAQ hit a new record high of 6,936 on Friday (archive.is/yiesL)
>Trump signs $700 billion military budget into law (archive.is/h2Q9E)
>101 illegal immigrants arrested in latest ICE operation in New Jersey (archive.is/pluev)
>Food stamp program costs hit 7 year low (archive.is/5X7Tj)

Nuts are great. Pecans are trash tier

t. Georgian

Drumpf likes people who don't die before they vote

Clearly you haven't had a properly made pumpkin pie before.

Jump off a bridge, piecuck.

Why is it all the caricatures of Ajit look really racist, with big fucking sambo lips, but are made by liberals?

>inb4 media says Trump only called because he wants the vote and not concerned about his health.
>You know they will.
My first thought too.

It’s great to see you all carrying on as usual. We still check here frequently and are thankful for your support. This is the only post I’m making tonight.

>trumps face when

So just to recap-
-Mueller meets w/Trump the day b4 special counsel appt
-Picks team of Clinton/Obama cronies, to the delight of Dems who are absolutely happy in the knowledge they are safe now
-Fake News ignores and downplays anything that looks bad for Onigger, but Holder and Comey start tweeting out weird shit
-Schiff caught leaking shit (allegedly but he did that shit) to Fake News
-like fucking dominoes suddenly Muellers team starts dropping, their involvements in the Pee Pee Dossier, Fusion GPS, Clinton Email investigation, Comey Letters come out.
-Fake News trying to SHUT IT DOWN
-It starts to make sense why Mueller picked them, they’re fucking caught, but there’s one chance they have....they gotta start singing like birds
-Where’s Tony Podesta?

Fake Georgian

Truly, a mystery...

Thanks, Dan.

So I've been out of the loop these last few days. McCain is in bad shape or something? I feel like it's bullshit and a way for him not to vote.

You fucking weirdos. The best pie is banana cream and/or strawberry rhubarb.

>Americans leaving out apple pie as best pie.
Y'all disgust me.

Could it really be?

Well to be fair, he didn't act like a shitlib the whole time.

claritycampaigns.com/names/

What's the partisan lean of your first name?

Good night Eric

He's apparently frail looking now.

Fuck you, Ivanka.

They should get in trouble constantly using these deceptive pictures of her

Are you the rhubarb guy from the past times?

owo whats this?

>non zero percent chance that Trump himself dropped by
Probably wishful thinking, but a nonzero chance is still a nonzero chance

It's a different typing style from the suspected Trump posts, most prominently the use of "we" instead of "I". My guess is Dan Scavino, Trump's social media director.

Yes.

Found it.

IMPEACH!
wait, oh goodnight.

Moocj, have my babies!!!

Guess not

i-is this good

He honestly seemed a little better than when he had that clot. I guess the end is sudden. I'll bet his mom goes soon after.

I don't wish Senator McCain death, but I had hoped he'd have a nice long retirement before the end.

>Moocj
You mean Scaramucci who was fired in a couple of days? Garbage.

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>This rhubarb queer again

I think I've posted about it once.

>60.6% R
>46.9% of people who share my name own a gun
>61.1% attend religious services weekly
>45.3% have a college degree

For a leaf yeah

God Emperor -------> Key Lime.

WHY IS EVERYBODY STILL ARGUING ABOUT PIES

You sweeties better have been good today because Santa's watching!

shouldn't have bothered with that openly DNC shill site

I can already guess
They don't even try to tell a joke they just say what they wanna say
Trump kills hinder or something
And like usual any references they make are a month late