A magic genie grants Sup Forums three wishes

How do you make the world a better place?

kill all humans
fill earth with anthropomorphic mammals
give me 50 more wishes

>give me 50 more wishes

You get 3 wishes and 3 wishes only, user

>new nintando
>new skateboards
>free cnady bars for life

Kill all Jews
Kill all niggers
Kill all liberals

>kill all humans
You just killed yourself

That's the idea

Make socialism work

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we are done here glad we wrapped this up in only a few posts

1. Whipe all islam off the face of this earth permanently.
2. One law writen by me to govern the world, a fair and streightforward law.
3. For the above law to be upheld by humanity and all bei g on this side for 1000 years to ensure a chance to prosperity and survival, after 1000 year let the will of human be done again even it turns the world to chaos as is now, free will must be given from time to time but chances as well!

okay then
>buy me a motor boat
>fill it with blue cheese
>become a chess master
>eat cereal everyday
>wash ears accordingly
>take the dog out for a walk without hands
>INVISIBILITY
>become gay for one day and then become ungay
>honk my honkers on my honking honkK
>kill all humans
>become einstein trapped in a parallel dimension of Rick Sanchez
>take care of 10000000 babies (with aids)
>fart but instead of poo smell it fill up with aids
>see where pepe the frog will be in 20 years
>rub a magic lamp and burn my hands
>pull on a lever that sends me to space
>repeat the same day over and over again
>kill people without consequenses
>become a living MEME
>be a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
>eat at every restaurant imaginable
>take a rocket to the moon and then BLOW UP
>oh yeah invinciblilty
>eat a bomb(?)
>drink piss but it's not piss actually
>BECOME A GHOST (for 10 seconds)
>watch aladdin
>GO WHALE-POACHING
>drive a car for the first time ever
>bump butts with em

nigga did i say i was human?

1 immortal
2 infinite shekels
3 kill all jews

MODS WHAT THE HELL

You could actually save 2 wishes by just wishing to kill all liberals.

But then you'd be the new jew. You stared too long into the Abyss, Mr. Salty Meatballs.

i dont make wishes

Gas yourself furry scum

You make aids in guys anuses.

The mods can't save you now Sheldon jewbergenstein

Make the black race have an average IQ of 110
Make all pregnancies have a 20% chance of occurring so teens, blacks and mexicans are much less likely to fuck up their lives and others lives
Give me the power to do anything I so desire

Why wouldn't you want to be the Jew? It's better than being the goy

Destroy Israel

End usury

Gas the kikes

Id ask for another inch of pecker comeon now

Slide thread

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>No more Jews
>Deport and start over
>Everybody gets foreskin back

1 . By saging threads that have nothing to do with pol
2. Saging threads thst should be on b
3. Doxing shills

The temperament to rule the world
The genius needed to rule to world
The power to take the world

1: Crash an asteroid into Pakistan just close enough to Bangladesh to destroy it also.
2: Make all blacks infertile.
3: Keep the change.

>muh jewz!!!!!!!!
i wish more normal people posted here

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This faggot...

1. Mars is now habitable
2. White people and their technology moved to Mars
3. Perfect android wife for me

1. Kill all jews
2. Kill all niggers
3. I'm immortal

1: Grant immortality to all Europeans who accept Zeus as God and Hellenic culture
2: Make all Europeans geniuses.
3: Make all Europeans perfect morally.

good answer.

>Make it so that whenever liberals talk, every noun that comes out is a slur.
>Space elevator
>Feudalism returns. We can all carve out our fiefdoms from the ruins of California.

1. Reshape the world to my ideal.
2. I want to fuck a female genie.
3. Never grant any future wishes that I wouldn't approve of.

Exceedingly efficient

youre a pedo christ killer who gives himself aids and pox box with his cowardly lies. truvada. fails on you. go eat some piss and make it your mom's. what do periods taste like? why are you coated in a thin layer of smeg and trichomoniasis and zika and harder to see super gonorrhea and suck tits like a baby and have anal anyways? not even animals suck on boobs after infancy. only you

i hope i made you laugh master OwO

muh toothjobs! fuck off. i dont like wishing to demons. so you shit yourself. this board is infuriating

I find you third wish to be clever and I really enjoyed reading it! Thank you.

i luv u senpai, i am glad you are sticking up to me o///////o desu~

>a puppy
>extermination of everyone I don’t like
>another puppy

>wish for pre-emptive immunity to all genie restrictions and obligations
>wish to be a genie

Don't even need the third wish.

Then I'm just going to genie my junk into a planet crusher, and proceed to thrust my Argentina-sized cock into the Earth and make it my fleshlight until my Galactus-tier reality-altering orgasms completely annihilate humanity.

Functional 2048-bit quantum computer with accurately measurable and user-programmable gates, dimensions 1 x 1 x 0.5 meters, powered by a 240V VAC - 60hz input fed through a C19 inlet, comes in original packaging along with a full Operator's manual and set of peripherals.

You've put me in a better mood. Thank you!

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>america back to the way founding fathers intended.
>America is invincible and impervious to foreign influence
>make me a qt magical girl like in my Japanese animes

1.- make everyone's iq around the world 110
2.- kill kikes as they have proven to be psychos with their zionist bullshit
3.- create a sustainable source of energy that doesn't pollute


if i could have a fourth one:
make muh waifu real

I have a recurring dream where I wish for one thing - to have all of Superman's powers and none of his weaknesses. I fly around the city, grab niggers by the collar of their shirts and hurl them into outer space.

You've got the order wrong. 3rd one first. Then the genie can't fuck with your wishes to pervert them.

kill Ms. Emma
kill Ms. Emma
kill Ms. Emma

God, that was easy. : )

>anthropomorphic mammals
*avians and scalies

A petite loli will never boss you around and call you a stupid dummy-dumb boy.

Good point. I can't trust that sandnigger.

I want omnipotence.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

i could do it with one wish:

make it so everyone in the world can read everyone else's thoughts

the rest would sort itself out.

then i'd use my other two wishes for a wicked awesome invisible mansion under the sea or something

you're a man of fine taste

gf
gf
gf

germany won ww2

that's it. that solves everything.

Make peace among humans forever

Give me a beautiful wife with a great personality

Make me god emporer

this
gas the fags

destroy it.

1. Islam and the Crusades never existed
2. Monarchies stayed in power at least constitutionally in most if not all European Nations
3. Imperialism was never shunned and killed by the international community and continued to the present day.

>give me total world domination
>make me immortal
>make us a type 2 civilization

>Obtain Alex Mercer's powers.

Good enough. I would go and consume the most powerful humans on earth, and merge their minds together so they can understand the conflicts and interests on one another and find the objectively best solutions once everything has been considered.
Then pose as each of them as needed.

Which are the most powerful humans on Earth? No fucking idea, which is kind of the problem. Consuming random people would eventually net me the answer.

Kill all the Jews
Kill all the SJWs
Diet Coke please.

1. Make all humans immortal.
2. Get rid of all disease.
3. Get rid of all injury.

user, mammals had their chance. Return warth to its original superior species.

I wish to become the vector of a plague that transforms all humans into scalies or anthropomorphic birds.
I wish for tremendous resources.
I wish for enhanced intellect - not decreased intellect for everybody else, but for my own intellect to raisedany times over.

Boom, solved most of earth's problems and get to be a sexy, genius bird with money. Sexy chicks and scalie bitches for miles.

Witnessing omnipotent numbers

Well... as the vector of said olague, I'd likely become a sex raptor. Best outcome ever.

1. 12 inch wang
2. Lifetime supply of beer
3. About tree-fiddy.

You can not sceew my wishes to your benefit.
Have infinite wisdom
Tell me everything about earths's past

No niggers
No mudshits
No kikes

fucking idiot senpai

woa....... that actually s-sounds nice...... uh...... wanna rule the world together sometime?

Exactly. I like your first wish, but the new third on would be to wish that no force in existence could imprison me in any way. Being able to reshape reality at a whim is the ultimate wish, but only if you are not in a mind-prison.

>Earth is beyond overpopulated and all species but humans are extinct due to over-killing
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU MUDSKINNED FUCK?!

> There is an objective truth to the world as defined by god.
> All people know of this truth and follow it
> A high grade marijuana cigarette

You would need to become a female sex raptor, but sure.

Peace & Prosperity

1 - Cure to my mother's Diabetes (type 1, she's not a fatass)
2 - death to the Rothschilds
3 - Concrete establishment of the 4th reich in europe, as well as the NWF and the Midwest Alliance in the US.
>wish to be a genie
>get sucked into lamp until you're found and you become a wish-slave for eternity
Didn't you ever watch Aladdin?

I was hoping I could please the female genie enough for more wishes.

kill chinks
kill jews
bring back hitler

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1. Ed Kemper is back 13 feet tall and has a 200 IQ 5 giant wangs and Elliott Rodger growing from his chest

2. I have Albert Fish level seduction skills

3. Neo-Rhodesia reigns Africa.

1. Turn me into a super cute girl, with cat ears, and a cat tail. Basically I want to look like a kitty Chaika.
2. I'm immortal.
3. Gib indestructible forever lasting never fuel needing intergalactic spaceship, with a functional Holodeck, and a super smart ship's computer or Android.

Then I'm fucking out. Earth and everyone on it can eat my ass.

1.) Kill all niggers.
2.) Kill all gays except hot lesbians and bi chicks.
3.) Kill all Jews.

Without these fuckers, the rest of our opposition has no footsoldiers (niggers) and generals (jews) in their army against humanity.

I think killing niggers would be better than bringing Hitler back.

1. ability to regenerate
2. ability to fly
3. ability to time travel

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Hard Mode: You have to abide by the Genie's Rules

Rule #1 - He can't kill anyone.
Rule #2 - He can't bring people back from the dead.
Rule #3 - He can't make people fall in love.

for the united kingdom to have a functional government that will listen to its own people instead of virtue signalling to islamic terrorists.

For islam to become an extinct religion.

A lot of money, for myself and my family, which will last ten generations.

1. Kill all non-whites
2. Kill all Jews that might escape the first wish on technicalities
3. Make me an all powerful sorcerer like Jafar for funsies now that I've solved the worlds problems.

i'd wish that mongrels and mulattoes were piebald

>kill all non-whites
>now that is achieved, I have no more wishes

All sub IQ people are sterile.

Gradual enactment of libertarian policy then AnCap

The power to grant and revoke immortality and telekinesis

B-Blaire?

1. prove the earth is flat
2. prove the earth is hollow
3. kill all jews

>Humans as a species cannot outweigh the sum of all other non-domesticated organisms; if this goes over, humans will randomly die until it goes back under.
>Give every human on earth a Lasgun, a rechargable power pack for spare ammo, and a flak jacket.
>Dunnon about the third one.