Little Witch Academia

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How did Andrew lose his Yay!?

Claiming this thread for Diana.
All Hail!

He was born without via his father being absolute cunt.

He didn't knew about the ears.

Black Magic doesn't need no man.

He lost his yay because he lost his bae

>Dianafags ruined Lotte's thread last time

Diana didn't pay him any attention.

I'm going to make Ursula my lovely wife and start a amazing family with her.

Who cares about that harlotte slutte lotte

As a Dianafag I don't want the shit show of the last thread to repeat and would rather talk about why Akko is cute with her ears.

>Lotte's thread
>ruined
gee what a surprise

I'm going to make a game about her
an eroge
an /ss/ one
where she goes to the male equivalent of that witches school .

DELET

When he realized he'd never get Akko

My wife akko was really adorable

Lotte taking the knottie when?

do rabbits knot like canines?

I bet the current teachers at Luna Nova are better at whoring the little witches out, rather than teaching them magic.
Because they're that incompetent at anything magic related.

He was born the wrong sex for magic.

With those eyes she reminds me of some kind of predatory bird, except one of the stupid ones, like a bald eagle or something.

I don't know why.

Luna Nova is the gender studies of schools. The incompetent teachers teach incompetent magic to students who can only find jobs to become incompetent teachers in incompetent magic. It deserves to go under.

What's the big bad gonna be?

hoping for an edgy demon lord myself
>youtube.com/watch?v=lRlYSE6kWAg

Akko after getting tricked into getting possessed by a demon. The only way to stop her is to beat her with sticks until the demon fucks off.

>What's the big bad gonna be?
sucy

Daaku Shariot

There won't be a big bad, just some shit where the school is about to get closed down and Akko saves magic by doing some shiny chariot show.

>Akko saw his underwear

Can Andrew be a groom now?

im ok with that actually

Hopefully someone with equally sexy voice

Beside necromancy as discussed, a performer like Chariot, teacher, or working in a magic store selling and fixing magic antiques, is there anything else a witch or wizard can specialize in for a job in the modern world? Any ideas on what jobs a witch would do after graduating from Luna Nova?

>What's the big bad gonna be?
Finding meaningful employment with an education in """""magic"""" in this day and age.

we Love Live now?
please no

prostitution

I imagine graduating from luna nova is basically the same as getting a degree in something like art history,
dont know why anyone would do it but for some reason a lot of people do.

I'm sure the antagonists will be those moon witches seen by Akko in one of those leyline flashes

if they really wanted to they could do a lot of things
>industrial and construction work (using magic to move large things around)
>manufacturing (applying elements like fire and using magical force to manipulate matter)
>warfare (just fucking shit up in general)
>healthcare (using magic to care or heal people)
It would be pretty lucrative to be a witch but i can see how you'd get lynched in the past coz of angry peasants killing the witches that "took muh job"

BIG

What if some guy came along and offered to restore magic to the world, but only in return for the servitude of the entire magic community?

>BIG

>can't use magic away from luna nova's sorcerer stone
nope

Except they can't do any of that beyond the range of the sorcerer stone.

Sucy could manufacture and sell drugs.

Issue I've found with that is the fact that the witches have to have a energy source with them at all times or at least have their wands charged which seems to run out fairly quickly when out of range from any source. Unless they could all carry magic items with magic naturally imbedded inside of them, it doesn't look like they are would be very viable in the modern workforce.

>implying sorcerer stone can't be moved
oh wait it can the dragon bots moved it
>implying there isn't multiple sorcerer stones
oh wait there are because it's confirmed there are other magic schools around the world
>implying there aren't items that can be used to store magic and then that used as a source of magic
oh wait OVA 2 and their little school wands store magic themselves

they could do it if they really wanted,
>Witch Construction PTY LTD
>buys sorcerer stone from dragon on credit
>get work building skyscrapers in days
>transport the sorcerer stone around with them
>pay of the payment of the stone in installments from skyscraper work
>get assassinated by jewish construction cabal for tanking the entire rest of the global construction industry

So they can get jobs as teachers at magic schools across the world. Wow what amazing career opportunities.

Magic is a scam.

Sounds like the beginning of a sex-slavery, bdsm, ahegao, impregnation doujin

>5 frames per second
wow great animation guys

>japanese VA
>having equal voice talents to western voice actors

it's clear witches used to go out and do things with their magic but muggles got pissed and the witch holocaust happened
they keep to themselves so they don't get genocided again

It just works.

They got holocausted for being scammers. Makes you think.

Sucy.

Why didn't you protect it, Sup Forums?

>6 episodes in
>no dialogue

Because she wasn't worth protecting before. She sure as hell is now.

>it just works
No it doesn't. It's fucking horrendous

I wanna read the manga adaptations.

The more LWA the better.

your mom work at 5 shlongs per second

The manga isn't pure.

Keep looking user

Stay the fuck away from Crown of Twilight if you know what's good for you.

Happy Valentines Day, faggots

Guess who my valentine is?

Well you're in luck.

literally little bitch academia

All LWA is good LWA, there's just something about the wacky style (and Akko's silly yam-shaped smile) in the manga that is missing from the series.

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>tfw you will never be Andrew

Why is Akko such a try hard? Just chill yourself.

I want to worship Sucys legs!

but then old hags would actually have to do any work.
I bet Diana family has it's own stone

inb4 they know some secret or are so powerful they don't actually need a stone

>ywn pull Andrew's panties down
Why even live desu?

Really boggles my mind that people don't understand simple shit and keep posting "Lol you can only use magic around the stone useless!!!"

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

raw manga links? pls :)

Why is he so dreamy?

You're gonna have to work for it.

Who is that?

Literally /ourguy/

>little witches were great
H-how does he know that?

did diana had no fun during her summer holidays?

Cute in coat.

Did you already forget?
THIS is /ourguy/

I know he doesn't share the same last name, but he looks a lot like Diana.

>telling your friends and neighbors about the useless witch
>protecting

This is actually what happens whenever a moderately attractive man enters a female only school or residence. I lived in one for two years and everyone there was thirsty 24/7, so this scene made me laugh when I remembered those times.

I want Andrew to hatefuck Diana

Confirmed Impure:
Akko
Hannah
Barbera
Diana
Avery
The entire cast of side characters

Confirmed Pure:
Sucy
Lotte
Constanze
Jasminka
Amanda

...

He probably saw Lottes Webcam-Livestream where she pleasures herself with a werewolf knot replica.

Took me long enough to realize that this ep is basically Alice in Wonderland. Akko is the White Bunny and Andrew is Alice.

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>Amanda and Lotte
>Pure

Me.

So, episode 8 is Sucy's episode right?

Makes perfect sense.

Okay we can scratch Amanda off after her stripper dance routine, and I guess Lotte lusts after brown men. I guess we can scratch them off too.

REVISED LIST:

Confirmed Impure:
Akko
Hannah
Barbera
Diana
Avery
The entire cast of side characters
Lotte
Amanda

Confirmed Pure:
Sucy
Constanze
Jasminka