Why is youth unemployment is low in Germany?

Youth unemployment is lower in Germany,Austria, Switzerland while higher in Spain,Portugal,Greece,France.

Unemployed youth riot on streets and destabilize their countries.

Is this some game plan of Germany to control Europe.

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Look at krauts.

What's the secret?

Shit, low paying jobs that aren't possible in France for example.

Low paying jobs are better than no jobs

This graph strongly correlates with autism levels

I dont know what its like in other countries but our "gib us" system is based to find you work.
When you are unemployed you get your monthly gibs.
But a jobcenter guy calls you every second and you get letters with job offerings. The jobs are mostly shitty but even shitty jobs get paid ok here.
The thing is when you dont accept a number of job offerings you get your gibs cut. You cant even play out the autism or retardness card, these fuckers find you a job especially made for handicapped.
Also they have the power to come in to your home and take away your fucking playstation and shit.

Fucking default meme flag

Economy is booming and our demographic distribution is quite narrow at the bottom because we don't have enough children.

Don't the Germans have a lot of ways to keep those numbers artificially low? This was a long time ago I heard this because it was in a highschool German class and I'm fuzzy on the details, but they either severely restrict people in education from even entering the workforce or don't even allow them at all.

germans fake everything just look at VW

They likely either do not count, or classify """immigrants""" getting welfare as employed.

because everyone immigrates to work in Germany
duh

Stats are fake

this.

there are hundreds of different programs and projects for the unemployed of every kind. if you're in such a program you're out of the statistic because you're factually not "unemployed". this doesn't mean you have a job or generate income.

iirc in the netherlands when you take the test for high school admissions you get segregated into future college applicants and blue collar retards

something similar probably happens in germany

so unlike in america, teenagers don't spend high school fucking around playing call of duty without a clue of what to do in life, unlike in eastern europe too where they spend all their time drinking

German education is geared towards guiding students towards jobs that meet their intellectual capabilities. They also promote and subsidize apprenticeship-style training for many workers, making it easier to get a job with no experience.

The statistics about unemployment get corrected by different factors. As soon as you’re „not available to the market“, you won’t be counted as unemployed for the time being (ie. being sick during unemployment, being in a training funded by the government which is just a time blocker). Same goes to people older then a certain age. Plus many people here are in „Zeitarbeit“, best translated as temporary work. People without scholarship and other no-nos for direct employment get „rented“ from certain companies to aid in specific, time limited projects for minimum wage.

>something similar probably happens in germany

nah. you don't take tests for admission here. you get a recommendation from your teacher for either high school or grammar school in 4th grade. then your parents decide. back when I was a kid parents usually went with the teacher but nowadays everyone wants their snowflake to go to grammar school to get a shitty abitur (A level). completely contradicting the idea of it but hey no one said we're smart.

but even if you go to high school you can still make your abitur afterwards. or several other secondary degrees.

I like the system to be honest. you must be a real fuck up to not get something done in Germany.

in fact Germany has a problem with the lack of blue collar retards as you put it because everyone wants to go to college and everyone does because they are lowering the necessities more and more.

this might also be a reason why some morons in the government thought the idea of bringing in willing 3rd world migrants was a good one. without realizing that these people are overall fucking incompetent and not fit for our society.

Aufstocker are counted as unemployed.

>Also they have the power to come in to your home and take away your fucking playstation and shit
so NEETedom is forbidden in Germany?

Source? They’re basically in employment, even though they get federal help. So they shouldn’t count into unemployment statistics, naturally. I can’t find contradicting arguments.

But maybe some Bundesländer make their own fucking thing. AGAIN.

here in brazil you can keep trying year after year to get into the top universities through the admission tests, some people spend years in expensive preparatory schools to get into them, and then when they finish their degrees they go on to spend years upon years on other preparatory schools, but now for admission tests for various public jobs

literally everyone that can afford to live with their parents until they are 30 does this

Apprenticeships. People here realized that not everybody needs a (usually useless) degree for their job, in fact, most don't.

>them unemployment stats
the Euro fucking ruined the South

>Source?
Common knowledge.
Just look into the statistics that are published by the federal office for statistics at destatis.de every month.
We've got ~3m "unemployed" but out of these around 2,5m are Aufstocker.

>But maybe some Bundesländer make their own fucking thing. AGAIN.
No, that's _Bundes_amt for statistics.

It's because Germany takes in most refugees and 80% of Youths in Germany are refugees.

When I go on the streets in Germany, there are more people with hijabs and niggers than anything else.

Just like the rest of western Europe kek.

this is a bit miss leading
i reckon the half of croatian population works in tourism alone

NO
this weimar tier bullshit must stop.
saying yes to these kind of underpayed jobs to be competitive with lower paying jobs from eastblok countries and their unfear competition is caving in to globalists and the EU
fuck that shit, we are not slaves

Not enough youth to be unemploymed

>Less unemployment in countries with massive welfare compared to eastern EU where there is zero social support and you die if you don't have a job.
Ye it looks fishy, just look at this board, there are thousands of unemployed brits on the dole shitposting all day long and somehow they have lesser unemployment that Poland?

> Mittelstand
> Duales System

google it

Hitler fixed unemployment in the 30's and it looks like it's been working ever since

Kek

for example, in my company 5% of employees are students in the dual system. most will be hired after they complete their studies

german people are extremely industrious ,they may have beaten us into submission and broken our nationalism ,but we are still the same efficient stubborn people.

Notice which countries are more swarthy and which ones have a hither unemployment rate.

Either they work abroad or study shit degrees on uni.

But it's shit I agree. I hope we'll fix it somehow. Unemployment and corruption are worst things happening here atm.

Fixed it

Now young people don't have to support boomers with millions of $ each therefore breaking the need to import shit

But now they also have 2.5 million more nobodies imported from shitholes

Simplest solution to society, once a person gets to 70, they have 2 choices, be euthanized or be sent to remote location to die

The truth is that you literally have to be brain damaged to fail school. So even people who barly speak german get pushed into college. Thats why they're all flooded. People then stay there until kicked out and left with dept but before that they can leech from the state until around 25-30. Its like welfare 2.0

because statistics. Change the way you define unemployement (for example we have 5 categories I think in france, only 1 is used as official reports). Add the fact that youth has access to bullshit jobs which have no future, which is just pretending everything is fine while the apocalypse clock is ticking. But sure, unemployement is bad. Yet is it worse than working only to pay taxes and eat dry bread ? Hmm. A healthy economy with dying population is still a failure for me, but I'm no expert.

More work= more money that we can throw away to subhuman shitskins

And the south are still in crisis from the 08 crash they never really recovered plus spain intellectuals throw away the entire industry and instead put everything on muuh tourism
Dumb fucks

Wait a minute

Holy shit, I just saw it

NOOOOOOOOO

We have many stupid programs like 1€ jobs for neets and if they do that it is no longer count as unemployed

Poland unemployment rate is na because most of youths work just not officialy so they don't get taxed.

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Are these jobs productive or digging a ditch type?

OY VEY

The Jews have even infected their population growth chart

There is no hope left for the German now

Same in India.Work for cash.No tax
But they are NOT counted as unemployed.

These sectors are called informal sectors.Same in whole third world.Sectors where taxmen can't reach

In Finland, the number is greatly higher than 20%. Our government just hides the true number by creating bullshit terms that don't classify as unemployment, even if they were exactly that. I'd say it's around 30-40%, easily.

So what do you people in Finland do?

Leave for another country?

It's quite easy to get enough to live and then use rest of the time shitposting.

German teenagers are too busy obeying orders to think.

Hope our parents have enough relatives so that they can get us a job from a family/relative business and stick to that until we have a proper education.
Alternatively, you can just go to the trade school but even that option is quickly declining as more and more learn about it.
Being a "minority" or a woman also helps at landing a job.

we work . we do not discuss the fukkin matter . Arbeit macht frei

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sure . german teenagers learn french ,english and IT skills , uk teenagers breed scumbag-class kids , later they work in a chicken factory . pay debst to your paki-kike-freemason landlord you little sicko

Because its legal & customary in those countries to pay next to nothing to young part time workers.

A 19-year old girl working 30 hours a week as a barista or waitress makes less than a 1000 euros. You an call that "employment" to support your bullshit statistics but it is nothing short of anal rape.

this¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But in our country it's legal to have someone work for 9€ a day, doing full hours as long as it's called "kuntouttava työtoiminta".

picture from March 2015?
wtf is this?

it's not that bad for such an easy job though (not really sure of finnish living standarts)

Germany sucks in Jobs from the rest of the EU, because the Euro is undervalued international and additionally Germans needs a stronger Currency compared to other EU state.

It‘s fucking cheap to produce in Germany, our Productivity is x-times higher compared to Spain or Greece, but labor cost isn‘t.

Draghi does that to prevent a collapse of the Euro, it drains the money from ordinary Germans, Germany needs about 5% wage increase for 10 years to be competitive.

They do all crazy shit to waste German Productivity and to make it unsafe:
- 1 Trillion for unstable green Energy (0,36€ / kwh)
- estimated 1 Trillion for raping, not working Refugees (lifetime)
- 800 Billion Target2 outstanding Money
- decay of Infrastructure and Education
- Free university even for Foreigners and pushing everyone to Study, most students study useless shit
- they try and try to create the EU-Superstate
- Minimum Police and Military
- Fucked up the pension system ( 1 Taxpayer to 2 beneficiaries in near future)
- they broke Maastricht treaty and pay other countries debt
- they want to make EU debts, every Eurozone has to vouch for
- they keep borders open, in east Germany thieves from East Europe steal everything, in the south Refugees poor in
- Zero Interest equals no income for pension fonds and German money savers (Germans like to save money)
- Welfare for every fucker who doesn’t want to work
- Higher Healthcare Cost due to Refugees
- Bullshit gender, gay etc. shit in Sex Ed.
- they‘ve sort of quotas for school degrees, so the degrees get watered down to worthlessness
- no traditional values anywhere, no performance society anymore
- Government introducing/increases taxes (they said pre Election: SPD 2%, CDU 1% tax increase, after Election with SPD/CDU we got 3% increase)
- state TV gets more and more political and sends Propaganda

Yeah let the Economy crash really, really bad, so that the Euro collapses and it‘s time to end this democracy.

Sorry for rage spelling errors

>either i am president or unemployed, fuck honest work

unemployment figures in Germoney are a meme, the government gives free money to "unemployable" people who will never work, and those don't count as unemployed

Germany benefits from lower currency.It makes export cheaper.

If Germany had own currency it would have been higher than euro cutting all german advantage

the only people I know in europe work as "au pairs" literally all of them. is that the most common job for girls there to do?

You think that's anal rape?
That's honestly the best youth job I've ever heard, here you are completely exploited and paid half of that or less
The Jewro has killed Europe

They made the sin of having a working economy,
Greece, Spain, Italy have shitty big government socialist economies, which got shrekt in the 2009 crash, while Germany, Austria, Estonia, Czechia etc. have pretty small government and not much socialist cancer.

Because they are all children.

Because everyone who isn't 100% retarded (99 is OK) gets put in a "Maßnahme" and then in statistics is not counted as unemployed. Basically you sit around and sometimes apply to jobs, occasionally you get a spot for an internship (which leads to nothing since they take intern after intern)

They work too much because Ahmed's gibs won't pay by itself

the financial crisis was a private debt crisis that got socialized and paid by the governments, basically communism for the rich

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Watch from 12:40 or so to see how easily women are subverted by a simple question or two.

Stimmt nicht, ich arbeite seit Jahre für's Amt, we're in einer Maßnahme oder im Praktikum ist gilt nicht als arbeitslos in den Statistiken.

The alternative was for the crisis to last much, much longer, when big employers go under and unemployment doubles or triples.
The government paying the bill was basically government saying "we are not prepared to have a third of our young men be poor and unemployed, it would result in civil war".

This guy gets it

It is Luke Skywalker's Hologram that fights Kylo Ren, not the actual Luke.
Spoiled the movie for ya rednecks.

India Best COUNTRY EVER
Fuck all you other niggas...you whiteys smell...you disgusting cheese eating beta males

Enjoy your wagecuck life

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This.
Basically there is no youth unemployment because there are no young germans.

I swear to god, Italian men are so god damn sexy

POO

>italian men
>posts a picture all of /balk/ knows as "the turk"

The italian caricature is a skinnyfat dude with a lot of jewelry that is dressed more official than the occasion demands, and has a lot of hair products applied on his thinning black hair.

Also most italians shave.

Mediterraneans are subhumans, that's why
I swear I hat nothing more than Southern Europeans
Italians, Greeks, Spaniards
They are ugly negroid mutts with heavy genetical and cultural inferiority

We call them Terroni (south italians)

KEK

Most Italian men shave
Unlike their women!
Talk about a confused country
agreed

>amt heini
Geh dich aufhängen

I've never even been in south Italy to be honest. Anything interesting to see there, other than rare albanians?

>Why do italian men grow mustaches?
>So they can look like their mothers.
ye olde med jokes

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Because we have an entire federal bureau that does nothing but find way to alchemy the numbers down so people belive that "Deutschland ist ein Land in dem wir gut und gerne leben"

>Mednigger
You are actual worse than Mohammedans
I swear to god I prefer Arabs and Turks

Ahmed needs his gibs kraut, you have to go back to work
It has a lot of nice towns and beaches in summer/spring, but i suggest you to avoid big cities like Naples since you might get robbed by some gypsy subhuman

>I prefer Arabs and Turks
we know

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>I swear to god I prefer Arabs and Turks
Your women too i see