Jamaica coalition is kill. FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive. SPD in full damage control mode LARPing as opposition. Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other. Presicuck Steinmeier won't call for new election.
>upcoming elections early 2018: possible federal re-election 06.05.2018: regional election in Schleswig-Holstein autumn: regional elections in Bavaria and Hessen
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Anthony James
DO IT AGAIN, BOMBER HARRIS
Evan Martinez
>153465153 Well then... >another aussie shhitpost
Jackson Sanchez
Holy fucking shit, no krauts today?
Juan Edwards
Bump
Brayden Sanchez
Just woke up. CSU Parteitag as expected, Seecucker will talk big in the coalition negotiations only to shup up and sit down when Merkele tells him to.
Gabriel Campbell
>Self-improvement edition
my currents stats: >5 times/week fitness >eating lots of carbs protein vegetables and fruits >soon going to start my bachelor thesis >currently procrastinating on the next exam >spending way to much time in front of the PC
goals: >finish Bachelor of Science and start to work in the industry >dramatically lowering my media consumption (especially anime) >starting with gardening >furthering my knowledge on germanic religion and history >getting a german gf >increasing social life
Sebastian Miller
task for the krauts: POST YOUR STATS
Austin Stewart
>germanic religion
Samuel Stewart
>we have a government now >FPÖ gets almost all the important ministries well, I didn't see that one coming tbqh
Aiden Bailey
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Jackson Mitchell
>Innen-, Außen-,Verteidigunsministerium all going to the FPÖ
Hot damn Here's hoping they'll make good use of those posts
Evan Walker
On a non shitposting note what does this new coalition imply? From what I've read the Freedom party is nationalistic as fuck but our media may be blowing things out of proportion.
Carter Cooper
BASED AUSTRIA
Tyler Allen
>Freedom party is nationalistic as fuck but our media may be blowing things out of proportion. Your media is perfectly right, if anything I would say they understate just how nationalistic the FPÖ is, but here is the beauty, the FPÖ learned to sell themselves pretty well and the media has been calling everyone a Nazi for so long now, nobody really cares. Many probably voted them in the hopes that the media fear-mongering is right, I know I did. They are literally Nazis, mate and as of now they control following ministries: interior, foreign affairs, defense, infrastructure, social and healthcare.
Angel Brown
Well, the FPÖ is both right-wing and nationalistic, so together with the ÖVP under Kurz, they might accomplish some actual conservative policies. The last time the FPÖ was in power in Austria, the other EU countries threw an autistic shitfit and reduced political and diplomatic relations with Austria. Funnily enough, these EU countries were also joined by Canada and Israel.
Samuel Reyes
HEIL MUTTI MERKEL
Oliver Young
just heard it. congratz
Cooper Edwards
Reverse anschluss when?
Nathaniel Cruz
When are we gonna know if the SPD will take merkel's futa dick once more or not
Easton Nguyen
نحن ستعمل تولي
Jacob Sullivan
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer when?
Blake Adams
>spitting on the japs
Robert Lee
>When are we gonna know if the SPD will take merkel's futa dick >if replace with "that" probably February, after they're done sucking each other of in negotiations
Anthony Jones
Kraut/pol lel just came here to say gys cuck Moslem-sucking beta krautjews
Joshua Nguyen
MAAS ÜBERNEHMEN SIE
Brandon Allen
>not getting master degree >not creating the next facebook >not investing in bitcoins
you failed already
Lucas Reed
you know you want that tight Großgermanisches Reich
Ayden Barnes
Weserübung 2.0 when?
Lucas James
F nice. just go ahead with your training read into bitcoin! invest time in family
good luck on thesis & find a proper gf.
Matthew Turner
wtf did i read
Sebastian Flores
Literal Jewish propaganda and christian sources ridiculing the barbarism of pre-christian Europe. Odin was god of kings, thyr was god of war. Also odin is one of the original men. Its just to fuck with people
The part regarding "Paenitentiale Theodori" is texts from Irish monks as far as I can tell, and the given text speculates a lot on what it could mean.
If image was true, why are there not more sources on this? Why does for instance en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiðr not describe or discuss it further?
Jason Kelly
>Literal Jewish propaganda and christian sources ridiculing the barbarism of pre-christian Europe. thank, my intentions were right, but was really disturbed by the read. thx
Owen Jackson
Bump
Angel Sanchez
Will Krauts accept me as one of them? I'm from Swiss Germany, does that count?
Austin Williams
depends, are you able to speak something resembling high german?
Austin Perez
kek. High German is standard language for 5 million Swiss Germans. You speak High German in school and on TV. Also everything text based is always in High German and not dialect. It's literally the same as in Germany.
Isaiah Turner
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Christian Campbell
Hessen plans to sell bitcoins seized in 2014. How many did they get back then?
Justin Martinez
Lets be honest you don't get to pick and choose when you lack manpower. Also mfw Germany was the most ethnically diverse nation in WWII
Jaxon Jenkins
Our military was but not the country you dipshit
Adam Watson
Also Horst Seehofer stays as leader of CSU
Parker Scott
technically the largest city in Germany after 22 July 1940 was Paris. Also if you do the calculations and add Ostarbeiter/POW's it gets a bit ridiculous. At one point 20% of the German workforce was non German.
Jaxon Sanders
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William Hughes
Fucking nice cunt. Best wishes mate for you and your future, maybe it'll be an Austrian who elevates Europe to greatness once again
Jaxon Price
Doesn't the bundeswehr have less than 120,000 men in active service now? To my understanding the American soldiers stationed in Germany are a more considerable fighting force than them, might be wrong though youtube.com/watch?v=cOg3UhRTubQ
Benjamin Baker
Anschluss Europe when? we need your help here, Habsburg
Zachary Garcia
Guess you're right but then we can count all enemy soldiers on our ground too
Anthony Green
More like 200k but still pathetic low compared to our past
Cameron Murphy
If there ever was a genuine "European Army" with one purpose it was the Waffen-SS.
Dominic Walker
around 180.000 actie and 30.000 reservists, but doesnt really matter bc the Police would join in.
also the Amerimutts have the biggest contigent of troops in the Fortress/Airbase Ramstein, which is only ~10.000 strong.
Carson Cook
The Bundeswehr is kill. It needs a complete semi Reichswehr/semi NVA overhaul. Remember, the Reichswehr just had 100,000 men and 15,000 sailors, BUT these men were drilled and trained to immediately take on the tasks of the next higher rank. That means a lieutenant was skilled to lead a company, a captain ready to lead a battalion and staff majors and colonels (Ia i.G.) were de facto ready to take comand of entire divisions. GDR's NVA had prussian tradition, drill and attitude from the fieldgrey tunic down to the goosestep. If we ever want to get back to a capable army we must apply the training methods of the Reichswehr and the drill and military tradition the NVA kept. Gee, imagine the face of Macron being received by a Wachbataillon in fieldgrey, jackboots, goosestep and Yorkscher Marsch. Motherfucker's gonna shit his pants.
Josiah Allen
Pic related Every article I read about the Bundeswehr cites them as terribly racist and borderline neo-nazi. Is this true? Are your armed forces on the thin line of going full Unser Rommel? If so how much leniency is the Bundeswehr granted politically? are their leaders all in the pockets of the political upper class (like our fucking joke of an army) or do the officers and generals actually hold some power of there own? Where do they stand on the whole nazi memorabilia thing? Sorry for the million questions btw, just understand info coming out of your country is locked tighter than an echidna's arse
Connor Jackson
Checked. Can you give the title for every youtube link you post in the next op?
The entire Bundeswehr belongs in to the trash and is probably just a big honeypot for right winger aka “enemies of the state“ anyway One of the biggest Budgets in the world but somehow is still everything broken and not operable
Grayson Mitchell
reminder FUCK MERKEL FUCK EU
Adam Baker
Servus bin jetzt endlich von der Arbeit daheim
Isaiah Carter
bump
David Myers
to answer your questions: most of them are blown up lies and defiamations bc "muh evil wehrmacht" >pic related lefties went apeshit when they "discoverd" that in some Barracks of Bundeswehr Kasernen have something Wehrmacht related in them.
-truth is that the Bundeswehr is fucking based, and bc soldiers arent a common sight in germany anymore they became kinda boogyman for the civilians and the left.
-the Officiers can make their own decisions, and the Ministry of defence is just for the daily buiseness, but has no power about the actual behavior of the soldiers and Officiers, they have free hand for most things.
-the bundeswehr has a strong bound to the former wehrmacht, obviously bc they were the soldiers before and myn high ranks of Wehrmacht got into positions of the Bundeswehr in the 1950s
-the Bundeswehr Leaders nowadys are lazy and to comfortable, they arent pushing things forward, but arent corrupt to answer your question.
Colton Morris
>forgot pic like neuschwuchtel
Elijah Rodriguez
samstags arbeiten? arme sau
Camden Barnes
Werksstudent... Inventur ist hart
Dylan Garcia
Arme sau x2
Jaxon Stewart
master is a meme, unless you want to be a doctor
what is it with bitcoin lately? isn´t it somewhat to late already?
Jason Brown
read into it m8. get Etherum or BitcoinCash just read as much as you can, then you know what to do!
>tfw everyone had a teacher like her at elementary school
Parker Watson
According to worshipers of Yahweh the foreskin collector.
Dominic Garcia
well that´s how it did work out for my brother >by my brother >get schooled to be an Mechatroniker (what ever in english) >be one of the best workers >get send on "montage" frequently >become independent at 23 years >get 60k at 23 years >that was 10 years ago nigger is probably earning money like an ingenieur at this moment
Easton Sullivan
bump. this was fast (if true), i made that picture a week ago or so xD
Joseph Stewart
bump
Jace Fisher
dude looks like someone who wants to get touched >it- it´s not like that i want you to rape me but--!
wait, you made that? a girl printed it on her shirt... you need to make mor stuff in this kind of style
Andrew Cook
One step towards our final solution, Heil Hitler !
Ryder Mitchell
well i just took the template from pol, picked a nice german flag and placed it. my skills are still low tier xD
Jacob Jones
I read Seehofer was re elected CSU head. Implications? I heard he was driving voters away in Bavaria
Samuel Thomas
hahahaha
Lincoln Rodriguez
in case you missed the 3 threads: youtube.com/watch?v=BsEaEi7lCaM >piece of gold in underwear attacking an elder woman for no apparent reason
Logan Jones
feelgood img
Joshua Smith
>There is no fundamental right to safety I just had a very nice mental image of reading that phrase to her right before... ah well.
Nathan Williams
No higher resolution available
Hunter Collins
who are you quoting
Noah Gutierrez
Seehofer is still head of the party but Söder will be the next bavarian Primeminister. However they lost a lot of voters to the AfD in the last federal election.
What is AfDs stance on glorious christian lebanese militias?
Adrian Roberts
I've missed even more threads but I'd seen the video. Any news on the user whose friends son was bullid by his teacher for supporting AfD.
Ryder Robinson
>Self-improvement
>Working out 3 times a week (strong lifts programm+20min abs cardio) >Studying engineering, goes well so far >Preparing healthy meals for myself >Improving the apartment I just bought >tfw girlfriend
goals: Up the worth of my humble home. Continue to do good in University. Start a family.
Leo Foster
I've always wondered if I started jogging in armour if it would actually benefit me
Carter Russell
wasnt here yesterday but havent seen him around after he asked for some advice
