"M-m-marry me user! I would't lie to you, would I? I-I never fucked Chad, it's your child I swear. I was a virgin before I met you! also, I would never leave you for anyone like Tyrone, he's my friend, and I'm not marrying you for half your income and alimony if we get divorced either. H-Honest!"
"...Just let me put my make up on first."
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Seen 2 threads of this now, who hurt you user?
>3 threads now...
Shut up you fucking pussy gamma faggot. Get some fucking balls and be a man. No fucking wonder women don't want you, you sit and cry on a japanese anime board all day. OH WOW, she wears make up, woop dee fucking doooo. If you weren't such a micro dicked wimp, maybe a woman would stay. Get the fuck up, work out, make money, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM and smarten up.
-JP
Tell us your story, user
damn, she really fucked you up, huh?
Shut the fuck up useless faggot, and enjoy your inevitable future divorce and alimony payments, then.
Heed this leaf's advice
WOW, she went from a 1/10 to a good 5-6/10, that's pretty crazy senpai
> who hurt you
> small dick
lel fuck no, you think I'm stupid like you?
don't confuse me for your future self, bitch.
Buddy ive been married for 10 years and have her completely wrapped because I'm a fucking winner, not a pussy crybaby gimp faggot like you. You're fucking pathetic honestly.
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM
-JP
Wow . WTF. My eyes are burning. That would be like fucking that lord of the rings dude Gollum .
> cancuck
> winner
>I'm still a virgin because women are cunts
Women are fake inside and out.
Who are you quoting, José?
oh dear
so your wife left you for a black guy?
we're sorry, user. when you're ready, you'll pick yourself up, dust yourself off and rebuild your life
now stop making all these fucking threads you idiot
No, they just need guidance and driving force behind them and they're great, you're just an incel faggot.
paste this in their threads, they hate it
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Cringe.
>He fell for the women won't divorce rape me meme
Go clean your room or your wife will lock you up in the cuck shed again.
I was going to rip on you but fuck... I didn't even realize how irrelevant Czech was. Next level shit.
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If anyone wants to be sad for the day, read this wiki.
Fake hair, fake tits, fake ass, fakeup, fake sexual history, fake personality, fake everything.
...
- cocain`s a hell of a drug...
>You're in a relationship? Haha, enjoy your alimony loser
Best Canadian post I’ve seen. Ever. Friendly reminder that while many marriages do end, the majority do not.
Great post
>Best Canadian post
Holy shit, nu-Sup Forums is real
user please make us a new pasta. tell us your story.
Such fucking pussies dude, drives me nuts, everyday they post the same beta shit while dudes and chicks are out there fucking away. They cry their life away on an anime board. Get the fuck up, make your bed, clean your fucking room and get out there and be alpha, you don't even need to be big, just be a presence and hold your head high, speak at a good volume, firm handshake. Demand fucking respect. Woman WILL want to suck your cock.
>Friendly reminder that while many marriages do end, the majority do not.
lel, you fucking retard, why don't you try checking some statistic for once?
you are going to die alone and forgotten
Are you trolling or are you actually a reddit transplant?
>he fell for the r/TRP meme
And you're going to be another divorcee, mark my words, dumbfuck.
No, I'm not trolling. Not everyone is a weak feeble neet pussy on this board. Some people actually have a life and come here for the laughs. Reddit is biased, censored and faggy. I like seeing every country hammer each other uncensored and all the stupid shitposting.
>you are going to die alone and forgotten
99% of people are forgotten at some point anyway, fucking idiot.
>having a wife means people will remember me, i'm special
no.
Its the same people who have multiple divorces.
>Don't even try to reproduce goy! Let niggers, spics and arabs do all of the fucking while you go your own way! Trust me, that'll fix things!
We're on to your tricks, Shlomo.
>Wife and I are both 25
>She's extremely loyal, beautiful, smart
>We never spend time apart/are always together
>She cooks and cleans all the time for me, keeps my belly happy
>Brings me food to work
>Comes helps me at work, even on weekends
>All my co-workers love her too, call me lucky for having someone so committed, impressed by how much she's always doing for me
>Never fails to show me lots of affection and we never fight
Life's good
legit happy for you
If your not a pedophile, you're a moron.