You can only post in this thread if you've masturbated to Hachikuji Mayoi at least once in your life

You can only post in this thread if you've masturbated to Hachikuji Mayoi at least once in your life.

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Hi.

I haven't watched any monogatari and still masturbated to Hachikuji.

Namekuji still the best.

I couldn't fap to her after Shinobu Time but I've definitely done it before

Hello.

Sure.

Actually I masturbated to Ononoki. Mayoi is just a casualty in the background. Can I still post here?

Why did you summon me user?

pedobait thread.

I'm not a lolicon and I've masturbated to her.

t. not a lolicon, definitely not Araragi Koyomi

But she's my favorite girl from Bake, I don't want to fap to her.

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Hamekuji best Kuji

>you'll never survive the apocalypse with snail

What is needed of us? Con another topic, i have a hard time finding pure vainilla hachikuji doujinshi.

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now I going to jail?

I already fapped to all monogatari girls, including Rouka. Snail not that frequent though, Bat and Math the most.

>at least once
Way to set the bar low, OP

Perfect age of little girl visually.

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nice

I've never actually fapped to anime characters before but I do like oogling them. I can't trick my brain into thinking it's a real girl so I don't get an urge to masturbate but I like how they look regardless.

...but not if over 10 times!

This. After Season 2 it's just impossible for me to do it.

Now that's my kind of thread.

tanned snail a best

it certainly is

I never masturbate (because it's a sin), but I've had a boner when looking at her and araragi's antics.

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Hey now. Don't go changing the rules. I've already posted in the thread.

She was only part of the doujin so I don't know if it counts.

There are people on Sup Forums right now that haven't masturbated at least once to every monogatari girl

I've done more than that

The courage to masturbate to little girls

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>once

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Childhood is liking Hachikuji.
Adolescence is switching to Shinobu.
Adulthood is realizing Yotsugi is where it's at.

I went through the loli trio and came right back to Hachikuji

>loose hair snail
Can't argue with that, boner.

I'm not pedo I swear. She's just very develloped for a middle schooler. I'm not into loli but 89ji have nice legs and huge boobs for her age.

If you want to join the club, have some material

Eww why would you when there's Shinobu.

Because Hachikuji is very good as well.

I like doll a bit more, but snail is a very close second.

snail>shitnobu

oh yeah? well who's gonna stop me?

Because the doujin had them both in the same scenes? Duh.

I've never done it to Math. She didn't have art or doujins at the time, and I haven't checked again.

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She looks so cute with her leash on.

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Math sucks balls.

You mean math sucks surfaces given by the equation (x-x0)^2+(y-y0)^2+(z-z0)^2=r^2?

she can suck my balls

>I can't trick my brain into thinking it's a real girl so I don't get an urge to masturbate
That's not how sexual attraction works, user. You fap to it exactly because you like how it looks, not because you trick yourself into thinking that's real.

Also, same goes for watching anime in general, you like a certain anime because you get yourself invested in the story, characters and whatever, which makes you care for what happens in that world, meaning that you did trick yourself into thinking that it was real to an extent, otherwise you would never get immersed.

you realize you just gave the equasion for sphere and not a ball right? Also not all balls are anchored around (0,0,0) as their center. infact that are far more possible balls which aren't anchored there than those that do.

You are a disgrace, there is no reason for math to even look at you.

But that's a sphere centered at (x0, y0, z0).

And it's not like she searches for people who already know math, she searches for people who can understand her, be her friend and maybe her life partner. She can teach me the proper ways of math later.

I'll bet she does.

sauce

guilty

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Does it count if I didn't finish to her? After all why would I? I'm not a pedophile.

can't bring my self to try snek
snek not even once

But if you don't whack it to her slutty body then that's just a waste.

Come on, there's no excuse. Other than a case of the gays.

Thank you for posting my loophole...

...And my schloop hole.

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Thats illegal though

There are no illegal thoughts.

I never once fapped to Hachikuji

threadly reminder that snail is a legal loli and if you've fapped to her you are still pure and if you think otherwise you need to go back to plebbit

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My favorite fap.

>including Rouka

There's something uncanny about this art style

It's called shitty gradient "shading" that completely ignores the form of the subject.

At least a few hundred times.

Are you retarded?

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Who wouldn't?
Obligatory ghost blowjob

Delete this picture

Reporting for duty.

Best snail pic ever.
So cute, innocent and yet sexy.

Fuck your rules

wew lad

Hi, my name is Anonymous and I have masturbated to Hachikuji.

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Reporting in.

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