Star Wars: The Last SJW

youtube.com/watch?v=HgYaNUG8nHA&feature=youtu.be

A truly awful film. WTF was this.

Bait for $

Judaism the film. Even has that evil white male using a red Christian cross as a lightsaber

Sat that whole scene wondering why she didn't just light speed into the ship. Of corse she ended up doing just that, but why wait? Why bait when you can wreck?

Not a shock considering the last twp.

There's been two now?
I took my little nephew to see the first new one, it was awful and the propaganda was blatant, so I stopped caring altogether.
Does that make this 3? As in the last one finally?

this. why didn't they kamikaze the 3 support ships that eventually ran out of fuel first?
why do they shoot lasers at each other if you could just slap a hyperdrive engine on a scrap heap and destroy a state of the art dreadnought?
why do the lasers have an arc trajectory in space without gravity?
why is general admiral sjw issuing orders to admiral ackbar, who has been flying mon calamari cruisers for 40+ years since the battle of endor?
i think ill save my money next episode

Soy Wars and capeshit is fucking cancer

The Force Awakens and Rogue One. The former didn't even try to pretend it was anything but Leftist propaganda. The latter wasn't nearly as bad, but I was done after that. Lifelong SW fan and I'm done. It's a shame.

You gotta grow up sometime, kiddo.

>getting so butthurt at a fictional character in a sci-fi story having purple hair you think shes a "gender studies professor"
>just ignore its an extremely rare black male/asian female coupling and pretend you wouldnt have gotten suicidally angry if Rey got blacked
>literally posts a picture that includes the female villain while moaning that the villain is a white male

more quality commentary from the youtube community

I found her cousin.

this movie was awesome

being this blinded by hatred for SJW's and Leftists that you find ANYTHING remotely similar to it and push your view points onto it

wew lad... wew fucking lad

>like something
>"lol its for kids"

Alright buddy

I'm not your buddy, guy

>having garbage taste
Kys lad

BMAF

Is it true that she's a gender studies professor? How did they release 3 movies so quick?

Along with Jewish matriarcal woman worship.

Shaved Ewoks?

LOL CHOICE SOUTHPARK QUOTE, BRO.

lulz

Propaganda is propaganda and while its okay if you enjoy it its important to call it what it is. We shouldn't normalize propaganda.

Why didnt they have one of the support ships light speed into them?

what do you call a fat asian?
a CHUNK!

I thought it was fun. Red room figh scene was cash

I'm gonna tell you why this is bullshit. Yes, the two white male heroes fucked up and were blamed, but they end up being more likeable, more center of attention, etc, and the women's plan fucks up too. The First Order is blasting the escape transports out of the sky. The woman admiral saves the day by ramming the enemy, but then you realize she's just reacting, if she'd planned better she could've done it before the First Order killed 95% of her people.

Leia becoming space Jesus WAS pretty bad, admittedly, but don't worry about her because she's fucking dead lol.

In the end, the black guy is just fucking up and some rando asian chick has to save him, and now instead of getting the white girl he's stuck in a relationship with a PTSD unattractive overweight asian lady. When he was hugging Rey at the end I really wanted her to walk up and tap on his shoulder and be all "aren't you going to introduce me?" He's firmly fucked now, 0 chance to be with Rey, friendzoned by the writers who stuck him with a girl he didn't want but won't be able to get away from, because then the fat, unattractive women and femininist customer base will go mad on twitter and boycott star wars.

It was almost a deconstruction of deconstruction, white male only one trying to save everyone, but smarter women have to step in, but it turns out they fucked up and need a different old white man retiree to handle the bad guys, because the white girl really isn't up for it yet.

> "Ching chong eat doggo?"
> "Ooh ooh eek eek Chewie no doggo, no eat, muh dick muh dick!"

>giving a shit about star wars in 2017

Kek

Dr. Strange was OK

Trips of truth. I didn't bother to see any of them cept rogue one and I pirated it and skipped half the movie

True, but that doesn't change the fact it's shit film

>56%

>Giving a shit about Star Wars since the colossal train wreck that was the PT
It's like you guys look forward to being disappointed or something. Seriously, just appreciate the OT and exclude everything else.

The acting was fucking awful. Even for the age of all graphics and no plot.

Fuck off the PT was good

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A documentary about The New America.

roffel

lol south park is for kids

>this movie was awesome

I'm okay with this, she's as ugly as he is. Fat pug faced gook and a literal ape looking nig. I like how they keep trying hard to push him as the new "modern" Han Solo.

HOLY FUCK

Luke is now officially the evolved version of Brendan Frasier JUST. What the actual fuck were they thinking?

Obvious symbolism of "milking" the franchise and humiliating it's hero

Imagine rubbing your cock all around Ackbars tendrils before sliding it deep into his fishmouth.

Just root for the Nazis like how we do with Man in the High Castle.

Fuck yeah, EMPIRE.

Why does everything in this film have giant titties

Didn't that originate from Ocean's Eleven? I don't watch South Park, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's all people associate it with now, considering people think the huge Heavy Metal reference episode was that shit show's original idea.

Alien milkers best milkers.

That map is all wrong. Texas is under the nazi regime and the states in between are neutral.

>Sea Sloth milk, rich in Midichlorians!!!

>this movie was awesome
No, it wasn't. It was decent at best. About as good as the prequel movies.

>the japanese would have conquered us! that's what they wanted!
take the red pill already

The entire middle point of the movie with the casino and them trying to stop the empire from tracking them was entirely pointless, it had no impact on the plot whatsoever. The nigger and the chinkgirl could be removed from the movie and nothing would have changed.

Those are some admirable numerals, friend

No, it wasn't.
>CG out the nose that's aging like milk compared to the practical FX in the OT
>Shitty, ham-fisted dialogue ("I don't like sand.")
>Despite a literal galaxy to interact with, most of the exposition is delivered though boring-ass dialogue scenes
>TPM practically didn't need to happen
>AOTC was a snore-fest, save for the 3rd act
>ROTS was a step in the right direction, but far too little, far too late to redeem the rest of the trilogy

Why did this make me kek so fukkin hard?

They were included for the sake of diversity. In fact Finn was a good character until Disney forced JJ to change it from him being a coward who stood his ground despite his fears to protect his friend into a useless fuck hollering "WOOO" like a nigger as he murdered his former comrades.

>>CG out the nose that's aging like milk compared to the practical FX in the OT
Not the best but doable.
>>Shitty, ham-fisted dialogue ("I don't like sand.")
Dialogue is fine. Even the sand dialogue is fine.
>>Despite a literal galaxy to interact with, most of the exposition is delivered though boring-ass dialogue scenes
What the fuck you talking about? there is way more world building and interaction than in the OT. Literally this is my favorite part of the PT is that world building
>>TPM practically didn't need to happen
But it did and was a good introduction to Anakin and also darth jar jar.
>>AOTC was a snore-fest, save for the 3rd act
Sorta slow initially but thats the only complaint

Why did they pick Bobby Lee for this role

>Dialogue is fine. Even the sand dialogue is fine.
You need to be at least 18 to post here.

ALLAHU ACKBAR

I am 22 and I just watched 2 last night. The sand scene didn't bother me. Wasn't great, room for improvement but not terrible

Say what you like but Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith is lit

Easily. It's the best star wars film hands down.

OR you could steer clear of this trash and stop being an over-entertained drone and start fighting against our enemies in real life by asserting your values in society

SPOILERS AHEAD

Phasma kills Leia during a rebel base invasion.

Snoke is Yoda's father.

Luke tried to kill all Jedi student and Kylo escaped.

Finn joins the Storm Troopers again at the end of the movie.

Jar Jar's daughter saves Luke after his Island blows up.

In the original canon you CAN'T do this, it's not how hyperspace works. It was specifically set up so that there wouldn't be FTL weapons like this.


Disney flushed that down the toilet because they wanted to open up an endless stream of 'why don't they just hyperspace a rock
into the death star' for every problem past and future.


Prequels look a lot better now that I've seen TFA.

>anakin is a stupid emo teenager
>he actually talks like one
whats the problem

is this real or shitty bait

Episode One will always be the greatest.

Not even gonna pirate

>the nose of that thing
>the udders
>the movie
Could it be?

KHAZAR MILKERS?!

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Just another autistic german

>autistic german
very redundant

Mrs. Swan?

I went to see that movie with my first girlfriend in HS, good memories.

JUST

Keep the Star Wars shit on Sup Forums

MAY THE SOY BE WITH YOU

Wow. That made too much sense. I knew women were bad leaders, but never fully understood why, until now.

The fact you can't tell says a lot doesn't it.
This, I downloaded the last one out of curiosity to see how shit it would be, not even gonna try with the new one.

Rey and Kylo Ren will be in couple in the 9th episode, mark my words.

The new Star Wars are, like a lot of other movies, pozzed up leftist cancer. I just skip them and don't even watch the shit they release anymore.

everything I have heard about the movie is awful, so it does say a lot.

The casino planet was pretty terrible too.

> the bad guys are rich, vain and arrogant
> also animal abusers
> also keep slaves
> also child abusers
> also arms dealers

Then the asian-black-robot-stutterer squad wrecks the city, sets the animals free and escapes.

Hahahaha CHINKED

>watching star wars

>mfw these new ones make the prequels look awesome.

*smacks lips*

Wow, that was the original Finn ? Damn that would of made such a better chance for future character development and growth, such a missed op.

Rip China box office

I just want a ripped copy or a cam copy so I don't have to pay the Jew. Anyone have one?

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The fact is we wanted Rey to get blacked because she was already a shitshow mary sue to begin with. I'm just glad they got a fucking ugly pig looking asian woman instead of a hot 10/10 one.

>lol south park is for kids
adults

Sauce?

>this movie was awesome
Go fuck yourself.