Not the first time she saw

not the first time she saw

aqua a slut

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kazuma confirmed for micropenis

op you just made this thread an hour ago, whats your endgame?

She is a godess. She probably spent the first 200 thousand years of existance overwatching naked proto-humans.

He has to spend every day looking at her fat ass and puffy goddess pussy since she refuses to wear underwear so it's perfectly fair.

Or merely HUMAN-sized.

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Aquafags BTFO

I am getting a little angry now. You don't want to push me.

your waifu a SLUT

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a SLUT, a WHORE, a PROSTITUTE, a HARLOT

thats what you get for bulling wiz aqua

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But seriusly, what the fuck does that mean?

Did the other girls saw his dick?

Does Aqua-face confirms he has a small penis? Wtf does that mean?

The levels of meme this show is getting is off the charts

>meme

Even if he does has a small penis, she must be alright with it since she let herself get impregnated by him.

probably just thought "heh, typical nipdick"

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>this guy is unironically asking if a nipponese man has a smol dick

It was the biggest one Megumin had ever seen, but Aqua wasn't all that impressed.

Are people forgetting Kazuma fought everyone naked to protect a succubus? Or that it's still winter in fantasy Australia?

Kazuma's endgame is to defeat the Demon King and wish for a regular-sized penis.
It backfires and he gets a normal-sized living dildo in his hands.

>that second spoiler
>Aqua fucks herself silly with it to spite Kazuma but fails to realise that it's still technically Kazuma's

>Filler episode
>10 Episode series
sage

Nice opinion, secondary-kun.

look at that face

How is she supposed to react according to local kissless turbovirgins?

Get shocked like a generic anime girl?

Who seriously expects Aqua to be a shy pure girl in the first place?

She's a degenerate narcissistic piece of shit.
Of course she's not gonna KYAAA at a penis.
And that's part of what makes her so great.
But don't confuse that with being a slut.
If she just wanted sex and money or whatever she'd get it but she prefers to hang around those other idiots because she's a fine girl that appreciates the good things in life.

Why so many people liked this dick joke?

She's probably worn out her vagina to the point where it no longer feels sensation

Blush like Lalatina

well yeah, he is japanese

It subverted a classic harem anime trope (Girl gets shocked and calls MC a pervert, possibly hurts him).

>blush

That means she's aroused.

Aqua doesn't give a fuck.

I'm just saying that's what the local kissless turbo virgins expect

slut

now shop in semen

>not the first time she saw
Aqua saw it all the time during his nightly masturbation sessions
She's probably just amused by it at this point

Are they sleeping near shit?

She's also a fucking goddess, he's a little human child.

All of it must be amusing to her.

SMALL

Yup. Those are stables.
You sort of get used to it. When I was riding horses, smell of manure became just a regular thing.

>a fucking goddess
and people wonder why she goes nopan

I want to shove that manure down her mouth. Am I a bad person?

And a couple cumstrings stuck to her mouth and chin.

Clever.

I must have seen thousands of those "her face when she sees your dick" posts, and now we have a canon one. Do anime creators lurk on Sup Forums?

actually, she only saw kazuma breathing heavily and trembling but didnt know what he was doing so she only turned to the other side to sleep

Trigger does, DEEN might

>"No, pull out!"
>Leglocks

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Of course she would find it hilarious after having a semen bath in her womb with my 9 inches.

was she crying from laughter?

Of course. What else could she have been crying from?

>I CANT BELIEVE YOU KAZUMA GIVE ME MY VIRGINITY BACK
>Okay, if you give me mine back I will
best bantz

I legit thought she stole his kissu in an attempt to revive him or something

Seriously?
This is one of two english translated konosuba impregnation doujins.
The other one doesn't have Aqua on the cover.
Again, seriously?

he jerked off all the time at night while they were sleeping in the stables together
meanwhile aqua has perfect night vision and can see in darkness clear as day

Does Eris-sama have something dangling between her legs?

It's not fair. I want Aqua to laugh at my puny microdick too.

I'm pretty sure she was just joking at the joke of Excalibur being his dick

AQUA

">she sees your dick" is a funny Sup Forums meme where a smug anime girl face is posted with the implication that she is sneering at user's small penis.

It literally happened here: an anime girl made a smug face upon seeing the MC's dick.

It was the realization of the most epic of memes.

Why would she react any other way to seeing her husband's dick? She sees it almost every night.

noice

I thought she was just lying to make him feel better. there was an episode in season 1 where she implied she knew.

wut

>implying they aren't the reincarnated souls of an old married couple

GET THAT NEGATIVITY OUT OF HERE!

O H M Y G O D

One of them is an immortal goddess

"Excalibur = Sword in the Stone = You can't easily extract it = Tiny Dick" was my train of thought.

i thought she performed cpr on his dick

>slut
Aqua is a goddess. For her, seeing a human dick is like you seeing a duck vagina or something. Plus she's a pantheon-style goddess and they do all sorts of freaky shit. Zeus would go down and fuck girls in Ox form and Swan form and stuff like that.

That ED tho

such a fitting ED for a daily life episode

>judging size when it's flaccid
I thought you were better than this Sup Forums

This. Also the biggest bitches in the world are the ones that laugh at a man's penis. This shit is inexcusable. Remove shitty useless goddess please.

Is this the body dysmorphia general?

I'm really happy they gave her a little more of screen time

It's not clear to me whether they're actually laughing at the size or just the hilarity of the situation.

They basically got him to agree to a rez by scribbling on his ding-dong.

I thought they were all laughing at his rigor mortis.

its that way

AHHHHHHH Oh my GOD that's what it was

Sometimes after death, ESPECIALLY if you've suffered a spinal cord injury (like a broken neck), you'll get a death boner where all your blood pools in your dick.

They were

I thought Kevin Smith made that up.

Nah it's a real thing.

yes people can get erections (and also piss and shit themselves) when they die
no that is not what rigor mortis means

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Well that's true. But the way it's presented is clearly pointing towards Aqua laughing at his dick.

Incidentally, Prison school has something very similar going on right now.

Aqua and Kazuma are such an amazing duo. They compliment each other perfectly.

See, this is when you know you're close to a girl. When she can just casually look at your dick and laugh.

I agree. Which is why it feels wrong that Megumin is "winning" romantically in the LN.
It just feels a little forced. Aqua and Kazuma are so close, I can't imagine him even wanting to spend time with anyone over her. But, whatever.

darkness seemed interested by it and she's seen her fair share of orc and goblin schlong i'd guess
it's probably average for a nihon teen, she was just doing it to bully him and also because it was a funny moment

They're like close siblings. And I mean actual siblings, not anime incest siblings. A boy and a girl can be close without being romantically involved.

That was the smoothest fucking move.

>not wanting to get your penis bullied