Math, not even once

Math, not even once.

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amazon.com/How-Prove-Structured-Approach-2nd/dp/0521675995.
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vimeo.com/150477636
galax.moe/monogatari/vid/op_18_sodachiriddle.webm
openings.moe/?video=Opening2-Owarimonogatari
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openings.moe/?video=Opening3-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason
openings.moe/?video=Opening3-Nisemonogatari
openings.moe/?video=Opening3-Owarimonogatari
youtube.com/watch?v=zptkmJQXbBA
openings.moe/?video=Opening1-DotHackSign
openings.moe/?video=Ending2-ZokuSayonaraZetsubouSensei
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But I see there a happy math fairy and a regular schoolgirl that lost faith in math and went for accounting.

Where can I get my own math fairy?

They are roaming around looking for someone to solve their riddle and save them from child abuse.

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Fuck I just want someone to help me learn math.

Unfortunately people who can teach the fun in math are rare. Best you can do is find some practical motivation or interesting problems for you and good books that focuses on them.

I heard good things about amazon.com/How-Prove-Structured-Approach-2nd/dp/0521675995.

>tfw math phd student
>second semester in and realizing it was a mistake
>strongly considering checking out with a master's and lecturing at community colleges for the rest of my life

I'm like two classes away from getting my Bachelors in CS and feel you. I told myself that I'd never work for some shitty company with a bunch of code monkeys and that I'd be a researcher and lecturer. I'm struggling with the fact that I'm just good at hacking out shit but feel no motivation to pursue any higher topic.

Maybe I can just fake it until I end up a state university as an associate professor. That's basically all I want from this life

You make it sound like a drug.

Sodachi is the best monogatari character, prove me wrong.
I'm good at riddles, could you point me to a math fairy? As long as she doesn't hate cats, I'm good.

Do you even have relatives that are cops?

Not that I know of. What are the other requirements to acquire a math fairy, user-sama?

Only if you can read her mind. Math fairies don't usually share her problems with others.

Heh, that much I know. I used to know a math fairy, but she got too jaded. I could always feel their despair of me not being smart enough to figure her out (without them sharing anything).

Thanks for your input Araragi. You can't have a math fairy, but you can still have a tsundere office lady.

Oh, is this where all the Monogatarifags are? Here, Ougi Dark 012.

tarabletranslation.wordpress.com/2017/02/15/owarimonogatari-3-ougi-dark-012/

I curse that the man killed tau.

I only want the math fairy though. I need her.

Monogatari fans are probably in the "masturbated to hachikuji club" thread.
The original one is no more unfortunately, you can only find her in mirror worlds.

Question about Ougi and Sodachi. Ougi is malicious to Araragi since that is what he really wants, I get that but is her helping Araragi in Ougi Formula, Sodachi Riddle and Sodachi Lost beneficial towards Araragi? I don't see anything bad about this except giving Araragi some peace of mind. Unless the entirety of Ougi Formula and Sodachi Riddle was designed to help destroy Araragi's Ego when he discovers how much Sodachi hates and blames him for all the wrong in her life and if that is the case, how does Ougi know it would end like that?

Maybe, but that thread is pure shitposting so I'm not touching it.

Ougi isn't necessarily malicious. She's there to make Araragi deal with shit he wants to brush under the rug. That can end up leaving Araragi better off than he was before or leaving him in some deep shit, depending on the situation.

Ougi wanted him to acknowledge his mistakes in regards to Sodachi, which "climaxed" in her insane way of dealing with her mom. She didn't expect him to actually go and tell the answer to the mystery to Sodachi, and instead just keep the suffering within himself and yet again betray her. Hanekawa was wrong there as well.

By actually facing her he could move on a little from his past mistakes.

Thank you god for giving me this chapter. I have been waiting for this specific chapter to be translated forever.

Since it seems this is the patricians' Monogatari thread, can we all agree Mathemagics is the best opening sequence in the series?
vimeo.com/150477636

(Sorry, I refuse to link the sped-up or pitch-changed versions from youtube).

Uh, sorry, I think the audio in this one is edited as well. I'm a retard.

Agreed, and I'm not even a Mathfag.

What about with Tadatsuru and Koyomi becoming a vampire? I can see with Koyomi being more of a vampire, him finally realizing he needs to stop relying on powers to solve every issue, but I don't understand how hiring Tadatsuru to kill Araragi and Shinobu being not malicious? Is it because Araragi wanted to be punished for being a vampire?

The Tadatsuru thing is the one that confuses me the most. I assume she wanted to punish him for relying on his vampire powers and to fuck up his relationship with Ononoki.

Yes.
And you can post the galax.moe or openings,moe versions
galax.moe/monogatari/vid/op_18_sodachiriddle.webm
openings.moe/?video=Opening2-Owarimonogatari

Mathemagics might not be the most catchy "anime" song, but it's one of the most elegant and pleasing I've ever heard. Definitely the best OP in the series.

Just finished the chapter. I didn't think I could love Ougi more but this chapter really did it.

openings.moe/?video=Opening2-Owarimonogatari

here you go bro, for most of your OP needs

I would agree if this didn't exist.

openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

>openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

for some reason the fact that the two cant sing for shit makes it so much better

Thanks user-sama.
Thanks user-sama.
>Not having the Occultic;Nine ED so I can cite it as the second best after Mathemagic.
Reported.

The video itself and the second Kaiki starts singing is when I knew it was the best OP.

Reported as well. The unnecessarily flirtatious undertones ruin the good song.

>not based zenbu zenbu
openings.moe/?video=Opening3-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

That is my second favorite opening. Honestly the series has so many good openings that it feels like I could easily make arguments over opinions about favorite openings.

>not based autism dance
openings.moe/?video=Opening3-Nisemonogatari

s-stop it! we all already agreed on owari's 2nd opening.

openings.moe/?video=Opening3-Owarimonogatari

>Math, not even once
>implying math rock isn't god-tier
youtube.com/watch?v=zptkmJQXbBA

Ok, that's the 2nd best.
>U! uuuUuuu~ Uuuuuu~~

Math-circlejerking aside, I'm impressed by how almost everyone here pays attention to syntax and grammar. Neato potato.

Is there a term for loving characters that have meltdowns? I absolutely loved Sodachi and Nadeko's meltdowns.

>Sodachi
Hello, user-sama, welcome to the Monogatari Math thr-
>Nadeko
Get out.

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Fine, you can stay.

off topic, but holy shit this site has the .hack//sign op

openings.moe/?video=Opening1-DotHackSign

why did such a mediocre anime have such good music

I only like crazy and Kami Nadeko so I am not really a Nadeko fan.

>tfw no clip of nadeko snapping on youtube

The start of that OP always make me sad.

"What will the future hold, once I’ve lost everything?
I thought I had given up on it all long ago, but
Again and again I find myself putting my expectations in you
Diving into the seas of chance, for the smallest of possibilties"

Haven't seen it? Is it really bad or just average? Would it be nominated as a Sonozakian Select?

It's all right. If you like slow moving plot and a lot of dialogue, it's good for that. If you like more action watch G.U.

Sodachi is Nadeko's onee-chan and she doesn't tolerate bullying.

The only people who still hate Nadeko are EOPs who haven't read Off Season.

imagine if monogatari didnt have likable characters, funny dialogue, implying it has either or surreal visuals, and took place inside a videogame. That about sums up .hack//sign, from what i remember.

but then, the last time i watched it i was like 16 so maybe if i watched it now that im older it would be better. it DOES have damn good music, iirc

Jokes on you because I haven't watched any of the Monogatari series.

I haven't read a lot of the off season stuff since I can't find most of it translated due to being a EOP peasant.

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>can't multiply by 2
Euler's contribution to mathematics way outweighs the "inconvenient" pi notation we are stuck with.

> “Hitagi… and,” I mutter deliriously, “Hanekawa… Shinobu… and Ononoki-chan… all saved my life… So many people saved my life… If I don’t protect it… that just wouldn’t be right…”
> Hitagi
Wait does he know about Kaiki and Hitagi?

Hitagi is the one who called and talked Nadeko out of killing him, so she did save him outside of collusion with Kaiki.

I think it was mentioned that he found out what happened after running into Kaiki at the shrine, though I don't recall the specifics.

Been looking at openings for half hour now. Thanks.

> it was mentioned that he found out what happened after running into Kaiki at the shrine
No it wasn't.

I wasn't mentioned at the shine. Araragi arrives and is surprised Kaiki is even in town and they have the discussion about Kaiki beating Nadeko with the slug and how she is fine and never to approach her anymore.

If Hitagi told Araragi about Kaiki it was in an un-animated LN or was done off-screen.

Same, though this site is missing a lot of stuff but it's nice to have a neat site like this.

Wasn't it? Didn't Senjougahara mention it in her last phone conversation with Kaiki?

I meant that he found out after that scene. But I guess my memory might be making up something that didn't happen.

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It makes sense.
She wanted to keep it in secret. Kaiki is another man after all.
> Didn't Senjougahara mention it in her last phone conversation with Kaiki?
No. Their plan was to trick Araragi.

After that scene is when Kaiki gets fucked up.

Yeah, missing a gigantic amount, but what it has is neatly organized, the site is slick and smooth. Props to whoever designed it.

Watching the the Mawaru Penguindrum stuff at the moment. You?

Make me, nerd.

Just finished going down what I wanted to listen to but I went through the SZS stuff.

Delete that shit

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You read my mind user. I went for Zoku's ED2 as soon as I started browsing:
openings.moe/?video=Ending2-ZokuSayonaraZetsubouSensei

NO BULLY

I went for Zan ED 1 as soon as I started
openings.moe/?video=Ending1-ZanSayonaraZetsubouSensei

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Hmmm.... just noticed it doesn't have the non scribbled-walls version, but oh well.
You have good taste.

user who is the girl in that video who is in the staircase talking and then throws the phone? i don't remember that character....

NO MORE BULLY PLEASE

Looks like Kaede.

I don't have many Sengoku pictures so take this.

t-thanks user

implying

No problem.

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>this will never happen to me

Araragi gets all the luck.

>mfw Araragi left town to get away from this
What a faggot.

So correct me if I am retarded Her name Ougi comes from the idea she is similar to Black Hanekawa right? I assume the Door part comes from the other side of the person.

Have yourself be in two places at once.

Why do other women like this series so much? Even if you ignore the harem part, the protagonist is all-but-despicable. I would understand men finding it relatable to their wishful thinking and projection, but makes no sense to me in the case of women. Would any care to break open my (in this particular case) closed mind?

I don't think I have met or seem many women who like the series so I just might be sheltered in regards to that.