How do you emulate your waifu's smell?

How do you emulate your waifu's smell?

It's impossible to replicate Rin's putrid scent

I'm not a pervet who gets off on smelling my waifu, user.

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I masturbate multiple times a day, every day, without showering for weeks, and let leftover precum and semen just sit under my foreskin and fester. Once things are properly ripe, I slip my finger in and let it soak for a bit, then take a nice big whiff.

jesus christ why is she so dominating
i want her to be my mommy

You'd think that would be disgusting but it actually smells really good, I do it all the time

everyone likes their own brand

I know a very good chemist.

This. The only disgusting bad smell is this world is the one others produce, your own bad smells are, I won't say good, but you won't dislike them because they are yours.

I let cobwebs collect in the corners around my house and let spiders live there in peace.

sometimes when i try to fap i start farting uncontrollably and lose erection

Order a pizza

>girly shampoo/conditioner
>soap
>women's deodorant
>fabric softener

watch anime in 4D

Go to a garbage dump.

honey and blueberries

I just head out to the garage.

By splashing yogurt on my face.

>not sniffing your waifu's neck
What a faggot.

This.
And then some leftover fish

I sniff my cat.

Every waifu smells bad, so when I fart I imagine my waifu to be near.

LUKA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

I spray perfume on my daki every so often and clean her regularly.

Nothing is ever as good as the very first time you use a new daki. That new daki smell and softness.

Do otakus REALLY buy this??

Strawberries

Probably oil grease after a hard day's work.

Probably strawberry shampoo after she's clean.

>Real leg smell

>strawberry shampoo after she's clean.
P-please stop, I'm at work.

>Real leg smell
>Anime girl on front
That's what I call marketing.

My waifu smells like plastic.

Probably just ironic otakus.

Gasoline.

I bought this for my daki.
It sucks, weak odour and doesn't smell of sweat.

i wonder what the ingredients list is

>Homo fragrance

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Water, girl(obese), preservatives.