Boomer hate thread

>NOW GIVE THE MANAGER A NICE FIRM HANDSHAKE SON

tfw i got a pretty gud job after 6 years of being a talentless prospectless NEET

broken clocks i guess

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True story:
>Be county detention officer
>all 6 other employees quit at the same time due to catastrophic conflict with management
>small county lockup but about 80 inmates, half of which are max security high risk being held in our facility on contract from DOC
>Facility MUST be manned 24/7 by ATLEAST 2 people.
>scrounge up a few former employees as temps and begin month long process of shutting facilty down
>pulling brutal 16 and 18 hour shifts with no days off for a month in incredibly dangerous circumstances
>finally get all inmates transferred
>county comissioner meeting, explaining what went wrong, what needs to be fixed to reopen and restaff facility
>some local asshat who literally looks
Like a 20 years older and 100 pounds heavier version of hank hill decides to interrupt our constructive meeting in progress (public is allowed to attend and watch such meetings)
>verbatim "AH tell you whut, maybe its about gotdanged time you put on yer big girl panties an start pullin back to back 12 hour shifts to fix this!"
>if you read that in hank hills voice you good, cuz thats exactly what he sounded like
>explain that we have, for a month and emergency staff are exhausted and doing so was grossly unsafe and unsecure to both us and the inmates
>he proceeds to spout a torrent of verbal diahhreah about all the ways hed could run the county detention faciluty better
>almost every single one of his talking points are a gross violation of state or federal policy, or a gross violation of basic human rights, he even suggests several activities that are themselves felonies
>I explain to him how wrong he is on each point, and that half his ideas are outside the realm of possibility as it exceeds the budgetary limitations we have without increasing local taxes
>big mistake
>this guy launches into a 30 minute rant about how hes being taxed to death already
>eventually just kick him out of the meeting

Hanks fat clone coninued?

And whatcha gonna do about it kiddo?

Gentle reminder most of the alt-right, Macron voters, and US Congress are Boomers.

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kill them all

Almost dead already. Enjoy your inherited dystopia!

>Boomers
>Alt-Right

LMAO, no they're Neocon Fox News watchers. Jesus Christ, try harder...

Alt-Right are neocons LARPing as fascists. hth

Both my parents are boomers, they're about to retire, they make pretty good money at their jobs, but they're panicking because they're always in the red.
>Always buying things they don't need
>Hoarders in a small house
>Older sister lives with them, free range of their credit card/bank
>One day my mother and father come to my apartment and ask how I'm able to live a easy a life style on so little money.
>Tell them "maybe kick the neet out, stop buying things you don't need, and don't always eat out"
>3 hour talk about how I'm wrong, I should feel bad for pointing this out, and I'm lazy because even though I'm going to college and working, and how it's going to be me who has to take care of them even though they didn't take care of their parents.

God kill me.

Average drumpftard, Jesus Christ what an asshat

Go on

How many Boomers did you see at muh Charlottesville shoah?

Are you fucking retarded?

I did just that and it helped get me my job. It isn't bad advice. Just because you are a stuttering retard doesn't make it bad advice.

>implying Boomers show up to rallies
>Charlottesville
>months of preparations and awareness spreading
>just one thousand people showed up
Oh yeah, you're also a tiny retarded minority.

>3 hour talk
I would have escorted them out way before that.

>3 hour talk about how I'm wrong
Jesus Christ, you let them lecture you that long? I wouldn't put up with 10 minutes.

Print this entire thread and mail it to them.

Is conspiracy to commit a felony a crime? Just have a cop arrest him next time.

all the boomer hate threads are started by jews when the r/T_D screencap started circulating about boomers lurking on 4ch Sup Forums getting radicalized

>prove me wrong

pro-tip: you can't

1997 Asian Financial crisis here actually made GenX and Millennials economically better than Boomers

>and how it's going to be me who has to take care of them even though they didn't take care of their parents.

Sounds like you already know what to do.

Hey, listen up
*outsources jobs*
when I was your age
*guts manufacturing sector*
We had to pull ourselves up
*impovrishes nation*
By our bootstraps
*imports third worlders*
Look our boss in the eye
*require college degree for entry level position*
Shake his hand
*Increases national debt through social security*
And work our asses off
*decreases wages*
You kids today have it so easy
*hyperinflates property values*
With all of your fancy iPhones
*Implements suicide nets at slave factories*
And internet technology
*Implements orwellian police state*
You need to learn the value of hard work
*Pays college tuition with part time job at McDonalds*
And earning what you want
*makes penises illeigal*
instead of demanding it for free
*squanders inheritance*
Learn to appriciate the value of money
*erodes purchasing power of the dollar*
Instead of wasting it so flagrantly
*sends hundreds of billions of dollars to third world nations per year*
Pay your own way
*comps $100k in sushi*
And stop being so damned degenerate
*Acid flashbacks to woodstock*
Get a wife and raise a family
*implements no fault divorce*
We aren't going to be able to support you forever
*cashes retirement check*
So you need to take responsability for the future
*sells land to foreign nations*
You have to get right with god
*donates childrens trust fund to televangelist*
And stop being such a weakling
*poisons water supply*
So man the fuck up and give me some grandchildren
*donates daughter to remote african tribes*
Or this Great nation is doomed
*Votes for communism*
*shits self*
*downs 37 perscriptions*
*audible pacemaker sounds*
*outlives children*
*gets raped to death by muslim nurses*
*wills life savings to clinton foundation*

tfw my boomer grandpa said he'd like to partially pay to for my education....but he died earlier this year

>and how it's going to be me who has to take care of them even though they didn't take care of their parents.
i wouldn't do it just to spite them. if they ever gave me shit about it i would point out the leeching sister and tell them that she should take of them.

>and how it's going to be me who has to take care of them even
Remind them that you're not and carry on.

The "great" thing about boomers is how they're never in the wrong. It might be a little hypocritical of me because I like to be right, but it's infuriating how they HAVE to be right all the time -- even when they're blatantly in the wrong or grossly misinformed/out-of-touch.

Take something like unemployment; it's really tough out there right now to get a good/decent job (I'm in a STEM field), undermined by the H2B Visa Scams which are illustrated by things like requiring 3-5 (and I've seen 10) years of experience for an entry-level position... or the automated HR application systems that seems like file 13s. -- The boomer aged will say that you're simply not looking hard enough and get on you when you are frustrated about lack of results.

Sometimes it seems like boomers are Institutionalized Narcissism incarnated and incapable of having any real compassion.

Congrats bro, gives me hope.

Clone of hank hill continued:
>so basically this retard is bitching about taxes now
>county has literally the bare minimum taxes it can get away with, actually lower, we rely on grants to survive
>plus this guy is on social security and doesnt own land so he doesnt pay any of the local taxes anyways.
>still, irrelevant, hes removed from meeting
>we develop a workable plan, budget for it, and begin enacting it
>3 weeks later
>facility is still empty, im new supervisor (old one got fired for causing emergency in the first place)
>overseeing training of the new employees, persuaded a few of the ones who quit to come back too
>recieve call from front desk
>fat hank hill is trying to force his way into the facility
>I show up
>"Ah know muh rights, this here facility is public property an ah gots a right to oversee what MY TAXES are paying for!
>you dont pay taxes, and no, this is a secure facility and if you continue to try to force entry I could legally shoot you.
>"I have a right to oversee muh tax investments gotdangit!"
>You are in the process of comitting a felony and 3 misdemeanors, If I didnt think you look like a giant cartoon charecter I would have you arrested
>"Im going to go get the cops and tell them whut you just said! I donated $20 to the policemans ball! They owe me!"
>entire staff laughing themselves to death watching our interaction over camera footage
>45 minutes later
>sheriff dept sergeant calls
>"did you send this retard over here?"


Guy ended up writing a congressman over it, and calling the local reporters, who I graciously gave a full tour of the facility to because instead of yelling at my secretary and trying to force open a door to a srcure area they just walked up and asked politeley.

Just arrest the fat fuck already.

That's so funny. My mom treated her parents like garbage but expected me to take care of her and drive her places when I moved out. Nope.

See, heres the thing. Its VERY rural county. We have only about 4,000 residents. Honestly, I wanted to. But letting him look like a retard was a political move.

As administrator of a facility that holds a few dozen federal high security inmates, as well as serving as the local jail my facility actually generates $200,000 to $300,000 a year in net income for the county budget since the feds pay us per head we have in our max security wing, plus fines and bond posting.

That makes my position highly political (big fish in a small bowl honestly). If I can look good I gotta or else some hickville mayors cousin or some shit will begin trying to make me look retarded so he can be appointed.

10/10 pasta

They're a generation of spoiled brats who are deluded into think they are the greatest generation.

Thank you for the jobs and investments in third world countries American boomers

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That pic is me, come at me no coiners, i got xem, xmr, xrp, btc, ltc, emc2 all bought at the beginning of the year. Total invested, 300 usd, total return 3000. Plus all the forks btc had. My only regret is not putting more.

No coiners BTFO

The entire purpose of "investment" is that you're getting more money OUT than you put in.

Boomer here. Just dropping by to say hello.

>"we need to make isreal the capital again!
>See in the bible it says that jerusalem is the capital of isreal when the apocalypse happens
>so its really important that we do this and then rebuild king solomons temple so jesus can come back!"

Literally a quote from a local boomer aged pastor I was talking to last week in the grocery store. Literally "next step is to build the jews a massive gold plastered jewel encrusted palatial temple otherwise jesus wont come back!"

Boomers are literally the goodest goys. Fuck off JIDF.

hi gramps, theres no real hate , jk
fuck you leaf they're coming on our side

They have become the death of us all..

Who do you think pushed to kill the internet? raise interest rates (more money for the hook) and who fucked up the planet?

We just need to end them.

Stop being a pussy.
Grow up and get a job. There are plenty of jobs out there if you aren't a brain dead fuck without qualifications.

Millennials are too stupid to understand who the enemy is. It's not boomers. It's leftist boomers. THEY SOLD YOU OUT. They gave into the university cartel and that's why your tuition is like taking out a mortgage. They invested in foreign countries over America. That's why you can't get a good job. They gave too much welfare to the blacks and illegals. That's why there's no money for your pet social programs.

didn't leave anything in his will? or did your (also boomer?) parents keep it?

My dad kept anything from my grandparents

Sides sratus: Gone

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Goddamn, I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard.

That makes no sense. Most the country is red you dumb fucking boomer.

almost all boomers are leftists. why do you think vietnam vets were abused and hated so much? why do you think nigger loving became so popular in late 60s early 70s?

I put $500 into oil shares when they were low and made $50,000 bitcoin is a meme

Trump isn't on our side. He's a kike puppet. Boomers will only go so far as civic neocon nationalism.

Wow 10,000% return. Around what time did you buy? And what time did you exit the position?

chopped for life

Funny coming from an Australian. Get your shitty job with wages that have gone backwards for decades and spend the next 30 years paying off your house that is literally 300% more expensive than it should be.

Think it was 2015 price was 0.01 the company tanked because they just started to build some stuff and it was too expensive to do at the current price. Then I sold earlier this year when they started drilling and their stock went fucking nuts

>leftist boomers
>implying there's any other kind of boomer animals
checked, though

hey boomers
as thanks for importing tons of foreigners into the country we are going to let them take care of you - and with modern medicine you'll live to 90 easily. thats a good 25 years of being beat, robbed, and humiliated every day by the pets you were so happy to import who will be working at the home. enjoy!

Move to another location and do not tell your parents. I am in a similar situation and do not want to take care for my parents fuck ups. Those boomers are parasites to younger people. They cant even operate a TV without supervision.

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RARE Boomer I want into the other day.
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I was volunteering at a community center for seniors, and I started talking politics on the couch with this Boomer, a real old guard Floridian, telling me about his ancestors having fought for the Confederacy in the "War of Northern Aggression." So I was thinking he was based and was a man who thought for himself. I told him how I thought it was hypocritical for the Union not to grant the Confederacy independence when the US was founded upon the whole notion of self-determination. He sort of nodded in agreement and another Boomer who was sitting next to him tilted his head in curiosity at my perspective.

We kept talking, and it suddenly led to Trump, and he said, "My roommate still supports that idiot!" My first thought was that he was a butthurt Cruz or Bush supporter or whatnot, maybe some sort of Glenn Beck tool. I told him I support Trump and did since the beginning, and it started to get heated. He proclaimed Obama to be the "greatest president" of our era, and as I started to commence my "Obama appraisal" (I spoke with him very respectfully and modestly from the beginning), he suddenly grabbed the arms of his seat, and said "The Republicans didn't let Obama do anything because of racism, because he was the first black president. I can't talk about this anymore without losing it!" and got up out of his seat and turned his back to me, his brainwashing and conditioning having fully kicked in after an otherwise interesting conversation.

I stumbled upon that rare creature known as the Southern, Blue Dog Democrat, who have been voting D going back 150 years.

correction: RARE Boomer I *ran into the other day

My father refuses to help his mother, (wants to drop her in a home) making me and my aunt the only people to take her around (she doesnt drive) and make sure shes ok.
>He had the NERVE to say when he gets older he could live with me..
>I snapped told him hes going into the most nigger infested state home i can find
He wont talk to me, right now.....
Boomers are Cancer, cant wait till they stop voting

Am I the only one who watched old JCVD movies when they're depressed?
Kickboxer
Bloodsport
Universal Soldier

Lost
>Sounds about right

My uncle who is like 65 is like this. I absolutely can't stand anyone who can't talk politics without exaggerated emotional outbursts like this. I have no problems listening to a liberal make his argument I just hate when it delves into intelligence insulting theatrics.

Whenever I see Street Fighter on I watch it and makes me happy again.

>be 18 in 1967
>graduate high school with OK grades
>set out into the real world
>land job right away that easily allows me to pay for a comfortable lifestyle
>stay at the same company
>buy a nice house
>buy myself a new car every 5 to 7 years
>get married
>start a family
>work my way to upper management
>making 6 figures now
>work into retirement with all my benefits, cause why the fuck not?
>paid for my kids college
>be in a position to hire/fire
>younger generation coming in looking for work
>one kid is applying for the exact same position I started out at 40 years ago
>"Sorry buddy, you need a Masters for this position" I tell him
>fucking young people... they're not HUNGRY enough
>coming here with only 3 years work experience, five references and only a Bachelors... these fucking ENTITLED young people...

god damn this entire thread is one big reddit post

boomers were spoiled shits that benefited from a good economy with easy good paying jobs but lets not pretend that millennials are any better

>free range
It's rein, idiot, like the straps that control a horse. You fuckin idiot.

>and how it's going to be me who has to take care of them even though they didn't take care of their parents.
Why??

Only a le 56 percent lemming allows himself to get cucked with a job. Being a NEET is being a peaceful revolutionary. Struggling against the materialistic beast system.. Leave this board at once you blue pill fag.

Worst part about this is that it is all true.

One thousand serious revolutionaries risking life and liberty to fight the status quo
VS
10 thousand le-memers using strength in numbers, not fighting against anything, but sitting around being useless "fighting" their strawman.

Reverse Speak is a method of physiological propaganda. (see [Concern Trolling]) Whereas perpetrators present purposeful misinformation to their target group while feigning allegiance (Usually by presenting said information inside in-group zones or by using their dialect) While usually being targeted at newer or casual members, this can cause confusion, misdirection and strife among the whole group. When done in large enough numbers can cause a domino effect when users take the misinformation as the status quo, and begin to echo said information among other users. If done for a long enough time (new users will mould themselves to new information) will cause a maturity plateau. Where legitimate users who believe said misinformation will out-populate or out-control the original users belief systems. Reverse speak is when these newer users unknowingly or inadvertently echo the previously stated misinformation. Believing it to be speech of the group.

10/10 saved.

Actually it's "reign"

Shit I've "failed" interviews because I was "too confident" and had a firm handshake. Of course twice it was middle aged dyke cat ladies but American society is terrified of go-getters. They only want yes massa no massa people with fear in their eyes and no possible threat to their own job security.

We need a purge. Your world is trash.

Replace Boomer with The Lost Generation and this image is accurate.

inb4 a vlog full of tears

>I couldn't get a job because i'm a loser, fuck you grandma!

>what do you mean by 'degenerate'
>the hippy movement was a great thing
>the 50s were very boring and the hippie movement made things colorful and fun
>we protested the war and other things
My mom (just kill me)

haha this

lil snowflakes cant compete in 2017

boo hoo

My grand dad was of the greatest generation, and he used to talk about what was going on when the boomers started taking over from his generation.
>Forest service
>not modern cuck version, old school real deal, rangers actually had authority and the forest service's main job was stewarding public lands and carefully cultivating vast plots of timber
>become higher level administration in district after years of hard work
>these kids from california and the east coast start showing up and taking over leadership positions
>just because they have degrees in these retarded majors that have absolutley NOTHING to do with managing timber
>environmental regs begin getting FUCKIN CRAZY
>all these young boomer college kids are whittling away MILLIONS in tax dollars on environmental impact studies
>grand dad looks in
> $675,000 spent on one 100 acre timber sale before its cleared
>literally right next to it is another one and all his subordinates are rubbing thier hands over how many expensive "environmental impact studies" they can wring out of it
>grandad "no! Thats horse shit! They literally border eachother, theres nothing to "study" on the 2nd one you didnt "study" on the 1st plot
>condescending boomer tone (grandad is 30 years thier senior and been working this field for 20 years and theyre talking down to him)
>"well you see, its not about cultivating the timber or actually studying anything, its about getting an extra 3/4ths of a million government grant dollars out of it before you actually sell the timber!"
>grandad points out that its a gross waste of taxpayer resources
>pulls rank, orders them to okay the sale and cram thier dipshit "studies" up thier ass
>they report him for workplace abuse
>he says fuck it and retires shortly after

Boomers were just as fuckin terrible at our age as they are as old people.

>implying Boomers show up to rallies

"Shadow Boomer" here that weird generation between true Boomers 1941-1955 and Gen X. If you weren't in high school by 1972, you missed being drafted for Vietnam or old enough to appreciate what was going on in the 60's. I remember 1969 as a kid (1st grade) but not much else. It's the Forrest, American Graffiti, life script. I celebrate when they die.
After 1975 things began to really change radically , the economy, technology, politics and both parties were controlled and ruined by this Ed Asner, 60 minutes, Bull Clinton loving generation.

What was worse as a young man in the 80's and 90's was competing with the Big Chil generation for jobs and a chance to move up, they outnumbered and out experienced everyone. Even in the military the monolith generation was inescapable, they were in charge and had the only"combat" experience and their hippie generation really ruined the military before they retired in droves after 1997.
They were obsessed with youth (that's when they found their g-g-g-g-geneation) said "Don't no one over 30" They started numerous fitness and diet fads to remain young and cool, they didn't grow old gracefully.

Their years of experimenting with hard drugs is having a high cost later, the bill is coming due for that hard partying. When it comes to drug and alcohol recovery, they make a lifestyle and badge of honor out of it. Younger people today just, uit and move on , they don't have that mass zeitgeist to hang on or live up to.

Worst of all, they went to all White schools and grew up in Mayberry. Then they championed race mixing and multiculturalism and ruined America for all their White descendants. They pushed globalism raided Wall Street while pushing feel good crap like Farm Aid.
I lived that meme. I know what Shadow Boomer means and when you are in that sort of shadow, created by the "greatest" generation and 4 years of crazy fucking during a World War on "nationalism" that helped Communism rule the planet 46 years.

I've got a biology degree and am not afraid to take a test to prove that I know my shit. Where are the jobs awarded on merit at Ausbro?

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Actually, it's not.

i know arithmetic is patriarchy, but pelosi was born in 1940

I have an entry level position available sonny. I just need somebody with 10 years of extensive expierience in the field, former management or supervisory positions preferred. Pay starts at 10 an hour.

boomer genocide soon

Pump

Rein. Like, just letting the horse go.

I just might do that.

Im a freelancer MGTOW and my life is great and I have every thing I could ever wish to buy but a friend of mine is going through computer science in college and all the shit I see here makes me extremely sorry about him
Do boomers seriously ask for experience on entry level jobs?that sounds fucking terrifying,is there something I should tell him?any tips or tricks for him to land in a good job?he's a good friend of mine I dont want to see society fuck him in the ass because he just doesnt know any better