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What did aqua mean by this?

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She was supposed to say that goddess' a redditor.

We know Aqua is a slut. So what if she was going to say Eris down there doesn't shave?

girl penis

Just because someone is pretty and says nice things doesn't mean they're a benevolent being with everyone's best interest at heart user.

What did aqua mean by this?

Does Kazuma shave down there?

He hasn't even grown a hair

I want to fuck Monaka

What did aqua mean by this?

She's upset the episode's budget went to the lizards and Kazuma

What's this .pdf I've been hearing about?

Reminder that Megameme was crying when Kazuma woke up because she found out he has a micropenis

Darkness is so clearly best girl, anyone who thinks otherwise must be blind

>tfw she inevitably loses the kazumab owl

Why did they use so much animation budget on this piece of shit

Is there a version that ends right when she pauses?

> Kazumabowl
When you lose, you win.

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deen is part of axis cult

> Episode budget
> Not spent entirely on shooting arrows
Aqua scenes are free because they're drawn by interns.

But user, it said Ekkusucalibah

Yeah that was her assumption but then she lowered his pants and saw the ugly truth

She was crying because she thought she'll never ride the Ekkusucalibah

>loses at all
>currently assigned as mistress number 1
>which megumin will eventually join

> Megumin is a slut
> Darkness is actually the purest
What a tweest!

I'm not sure Kazuma has a microdick
Reminder that Aqua is literally thousands of years old, and according to that user's calculations last year 16000+ years old which means she literally predates farming and cities by a good 8000 years at least. Just imagine the number of dicks she's seen during that time, keeping in mind that she's knowledgeable about the place she governs normally - she knows the details of Kazuma's life before he died as well as how he died.

Truly, the great goddess Aqua works in mysterious ways.

Or, maybe, she's seen the real Excalibur.

still means that kazuma's dick is statistically small

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So, all three girl saw her dick or only megumi ?

>Her dick

Darkness saw it in the succubus episode

You're missing the most obvious answer.

He's a grower not a shower.

She seems to be having fun.

DEEN

So you're telling me that the only reason Kazuma didn't move on to another life is because Megumin started stripping him and doing unspoken things to his lifeless body?

Can someone explain to me where Ive seen her before. She looks so familiar, like shes only had maybe 2 appearances but it feels like so much more

Wouldn't be surprised, that or the "Holy Sword Excalibur" is just one of thousands of shitty "super-class" holy swords. In fact I bet, since she's a deity and all, that she's allowed to just make a new one in minutes by blessing it.

I dunno. She's just not impressed and look - she's a goddess of water, that's not a minor title, it's right below being a god of sky / death / etc. and on par with being a god of thunder. She probably knows the god of sex personally, unlike Eris who might be too low rank to see the guy normally.

You know I wonder, considering the succubi now make a rule of not actually touching you but just feeding off your lust in your sleep, have the younger succubi (if they exist) ever actually seen a dick?

Like is she a relative to this girl. Id think they were the same person except for the bust size

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Kazuma is suffering from Baka Shinji-disease where he falls for the first person that shows him a bit of compassion.

>She's just not impressed
that's not it, she chuckled at it

that's not just being not impressed, that's being amused

It was an empty threat, user. He loves them too much to actually leave them.

Eris mentioned she comes down to the surface from time to time...

No, since kazuma was backwards and the penis was under the water

Where's the webm of the guild lady doing her imitation of the running lizards

He stood up right in front of her. Watch it again lol

Seconded, that was cute

No way, too flat

I don't know user, you're going to have to dig deeper to convince me.

They could just be like cousins or something

Look user when all of the male gods probably have dicks 9 inches long at least and are built like greek statues I'm not sure she'll be impressed by anything less than the most handsome, built, and well-endowed men on the planet and even then only a little.

Wasn't this supposed to be the scene where Kazuma notices a scar on Eris' face or was that the Iris volume?

>male gods
>implying

>9 inches
Really setting the bar low there bud

GREEKS praised micropenises and thought large penises were unsightly and vulgar.

8.5+ is the point where it starts hurting like a bitch to take, I'm giving allowance for goddesses being stretchier than humans.

Greeks were also literal fucking homosexuals who believed that it was less gay to guzzle penis and cum like a starving man presented sasuages and mash than to let a girl ride you.
I obviously meant built like a greek statue.

>too flat
>implying it doesn't fit perfectly with her being the goddess of padding

All in saying is Kazuma's is probably at least that big. And when you see him in the bath he isn't that scrawny either.

I keep thinking that he's a young Rance thanks to the green outfit.

Or you know, everyone who had a shit load of money and a micropenis commissioned statues of dudes with tiny junk to make it seem ideal/natural.

Such accusations are nothing but pure slander from Axis cult.

>at least that big
That'd put him in like the top 1% of BLACK men, and he's Asian.

Greeks didnt give blowjobs to each other you pleb. They had thigh sex as a form of bonding. Gay as fuck, but not the same action you are thinking of. All Greek statues have micropenises.

Rance was born and raised to be a rapist, Kazuma is pretty insecure even if he acts pretty boldly.

Well if you want to contradict all historical evidence that says otherwise go for it

>Greeks didnt give blowjobs to each other you pleb
Yeah but they did fuck each other in the ass.

>All Greek statues have micropenises.
And when you say someone is "built like a greek statue" you're not referring to their dicks but to their skinnyripped-but-still-healthy body.

>All powerful, kind, well endowed goddess
>Scummy, mean flat chested want-a-be rogue

I don't see what you mean user, only thing they have in common is the hair color. Plus, that'd mean Kazuma deals day to day with two goddesses? How much luck would that require?

Aqua reminds me of Emilia from Re:Zero for some reason

They had micro penises because they thought giant penises were funny. The statues werent supposed to be jokes so they made them small.

Getting cucked at a young age does that

>questioning the luck of a man who has max luck stat

You're aware cettain brands of well selling condoms condoms fit 8 to 9 inch guys right?

Having a dick at that size isn't THAT rare. Maybe for an Asian.

>they did fuck each other in the ass.
Stop being historically illiterate. They had thigh sex, not anal.
If you want to be a greek statue the micropenis is included

>クリス (Chris)
>エリス (Eris)
I don't see any relation here.

I don't even know if his luck is high enough to give him the chance of a threesome with two literal goddesses

No they though micropenises were aesthetic. They spent all day naked lifting rocks to show off. A giant penis would ruin the aesthetic look.

>If you want to be a greek statue the micropenis is included
Do you not fucking understand how idioms work? Built like a greek statue literally just fucking means ripped, now off yourself.

Isn't that because they're stretchy or something?

>hfw she sees your small neet dick and laughs

Luck isnt really the same as charisma, and one of the goddesses has higher luck than him.

Forced animation

Aqua would notice

Did they think penises in general were just unaesthetic but girls are icky so we might as well go for small as possible?

I'm pretty sure Eris actually has worse luck.

>but like a greek statue
>greek statue has micropenis
Its like you cant put basic facts together.

Read the LN. Kazuma cant win against Eris in a game of luck.

> 9 inches
Hahaha. You're still a kid I see.
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No one gave a shit what women liked. The bigger the penis the more unaesthetic.

That's not what I'm fucking asking you dumbass
I'm asking if they thought penises in general were unaesthetic, but since the only people without dicks aka girls were icky they decided to settle for the smaller ones.

>at least
It's pretty fucking above average user, not every god can have dicks a foot and a half long. Where would you even shove something like that anyway?
Anyway they can probably magic themselves any size dick they want considering Zeus' bullshit.

>Its like you cant put basic facts together.
user it's a fucking figure of speech, and when someone uses that figure of speech, it specifically means muscular and gives no information about the guy's dick, micro or otherwise.

that might seem reasonable by todays standards but society has changed. Back then if you were skinny buff and had a longer shlonger you were seen as an undignified poor barbarian because thats what the lower class looked like, but if you were chubby and had a micropeen you were seen as higher class/more beautiful and civilized. Today the opposite is true because it takes effort and money to be in shape while being a fat fuck takes being lazy and living off pizza deliveries and food stamps.

Large size condoms sell well because no one wants to admit they have a small/average dick and it is one of the primary reasons condoms can fail as birth control.

Most legitimate studies put average size at around 5-6 inches erect with a standard deviation of .5-1 inch. Going by the 68-95-99.7 statistics sd rule and assuming 5.8 inches is the average with a sd of .8 (both being pretty generous high end) only roughly 13.5% of males are larger than 7.4 and only roughly 4.7% are larger than 8.2 and only roughly .15% of males are 9 inches or larger.

It is worth noting that I haven't taken statistics in awhile so numbers may be off and i don't feel like opening R or Matlab to confirm my approximations and due to the stigma of penis size studies can only be so accurate.

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Well chubby means "healthy", and not in the meme tumblr sense either. Like it doesn't literally mean being a fucking lardass.

>no one wants to admit they have an average dick
Honestly sounds stupid as fuck but it's true
It's probably one of those >85% of people think they are above / below average things.

What the fuck is this?

Chubby usually means slightly overweight to me. Although the body greeks idolized is making a comeback right now for some reason, aside from the microdicks.

>aqua higher attack than Megumin

the fuck is going on

Is the mobage playable? I didn't even know it exists and can't find it anywhere.

Does anyone know why Kazuma paused the game at the end of this webm?

Because the greek ideal body is literally just skinnyripped with more meat on the bones, so the general 'ripped' body. They didn't idolize being fat or weak, they idolized being healthily fed but still strong as fuck. It's like a slimmed down version of the strongman body type.