Cat, Crab or Monkey, Sup Forums?

Cat, Crab or Monkey, Sup Forums?

bat

Which one gets your dick hard, OP?

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Snek

Bee

Of just the three, probably Monkey. Crab some days, maybe.

Bat is the best in general though.

M O N K E Y

monkey > crab >>> cat

snek

Man all 3 look ugly in the picture.

Confirmed.

Of those three? Monkey.

Crab. She is the best fictional girl ever created. Ok, the best mortal fictional girl ever created.
Kissshot is the best immortal.

Monkey for undeage sex, crab for the occasional fuck, cat for marriage.

Snail

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monkey >= crab >>>>> literal trash >>>>> cat

If we are talking about fucking then it is Monkey, no contest.

Formally asking permission to break the rules as well.

Cat = Monkey >>> Crab

Monkey on Crab while Cat watches

Actually I need only Crab's voice to cum.

The one that can do weirdly arousing things like this.

Permission denied.

I can see that. Then you can pretend it's a better character.

delet this

Liking women who demonstrate dignity and composure is neither new nor strange.

There is no better female character than Crab in monogatari.

The problem is underspecified, but monkey then.

Cat, but only after she got a haircut and dumped the glasses.

>i'm socially retarded so i insult people: the character
Please reevaluate your standards.

Please watch more than 1 episode.

This hair is so fucking disgusting
Cat is literally the only titty character who I have never cared for in an anime

The three worst girls. Touch choice.

So then why didn't you choose kissshot?

But I have. That's why I know that she pales in comparison to most of the girls in the series. But yes, it was an oversimplification. She also lies to and cheats on her boyfriend, doesn't get angry when he cheats back, but does when he casually spends time with women.

cat

Monkey > Bat > Crab >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cat = Snake

It wasn't an option.

Cat all day everyday
there once was a time when gahara had the best bantz with rararagi-san, but then they dumped her in favor of snail, so crabfags have literally no excuse

Don't follow the rules. Follow your heart.

> She also lies to and cheats on her boyfriend
Oh you
Fuck off

cat

BLACK was better.

Going behind your boyfriend's back with your ex is cheating. Sorry to disrupt your headcanon with facts.

crab is cute when she fears being NTR'd by cat

i dont know if just bait but what the hell do these morons always go off saying she cheated on him?

Shinobu shouldn't try to make herself look like a portable victual.

The most superior girl.

Let me guess, you're one of the people who say that crab was in the right for breaking up with Araragi because he gave housing to Sodachi.

I would marry Cat in heartbeat and have a dozen children with her.

Literally the worst form.

The weak should fear the strong.

This guy knows.

only the best

Delete.

Crab
A monkey is fine too

monkey for anal

monkey's athletic body, sweaty armpits, feet and perverted mind

Not even best sister.

you can't be serious

Crab is the only correct choice, though Cat isn't bad.

>M-my brain is turning to mush!

Cat would have had the perfect design if she had kept the glasses after getting the haircut.

Idiots get auto-disqualified from being best anything. You have to be sentient to be seen as a woman.

Karen is a cute, lovable tomboy while Tsukihi is a violent bitch. I think the superior choice is obvious.

well everybody's entitled to their wrong opinions

Kiss-shot, duh

I don't know. Just haters.
Kaiki doesn't give a fuck about Crab now.
Crab hates him and loves Araragi like crazy.
It should be obvious for anyone who read all the text cards in Koi and watch the show thoughtful.

if we were born from the same mother we wouldn't be more brothers than we are now

Karen is plenty violent and has no brakes because she's an idiot. Tsukihi is better at banter, has womanly charm in spades, and is very caring for her friends and siblings even if she doesn't make a fanfare out of it every time.

But the event still springs to everyone's minds instantly whenever someone mentions her being unfaithful.

Bee AND bat.

which one is flicking their bean more often?

my guess is bee

a man can dream.

>best body and personality
It's gotta be monkey.

Both of them are pretty violent, but Tsukihi probably doesn't know better. Getting injured means nothing to her because she'll instantly recover. She probably doesn't even get that it's not the same for other people

I'll take all, please.

She was hot when she had long hair and let it down. She's been ugly ever since she got it cut and this stripe shit just makes it worse. Never before has a haircut done so much damage to a character design.

After what happened in Nise, it's got to be Karen.

She lied to Araragi in order to save him but she wasn't unfaithful.

Obviously monkey

That's just an excuse. She lied because she didn't have the courage to do the right thing and talk to Araragi.

Birb

The harder question would be which hairstyle is her best. It's probably either Tsuki or Otori

Monkey/Bat/Crab > Everyone else.

Watch the arc one more time. Or two times.
She explained herself very clear. She is not happy with lie but Araragi is her everything. And she'd do anything to save him.

every birb is best birb

>used goods

> used by Araragi
More like blessed goods

Did you? Even Kaiki was calling her out on her bullshit. Araragi didn't need to be in the dark. He just needed to accept it. Crab was afraid of conflict with her boyfriend. That's why she lied.

you mean
>use by Kaiki

*used

>kaiki fucked hitagi

>annoying, autistic mary sue who has the same arc 3 times and still doesn't develop
>2d simulation of 3dpd, complete with cowardice, lies, and neurotic behavior
>tomboy who is depressive but tries not to bother other people with it
Gee. I wonder what the choice is.

>being this in denial

I choose snail

>being this retard

> Crab was afraid of conflict with her boyfriend. That's why she lied.
Special for you

The first girl she has the best body. The other two can go get run over by a runaway truck.