How fucked are 90's kids now that they are old?

How fucked are 90's kids now that they are old?

>early to mid 20's is old
Enjoying your Christmas break there are ya young fella? Please bestow some of your vast wisdom upon us.

I'm 29 dumb fuck. I still stay up till sunrise on the weekend getting drunk and carry the animals I kill on my back for miles. I also work 60 hrs a week. the real millineal men will be future when the betas die from soy and lack of pussy.

HAHAHAHAHA I'm done for mate

I'm autistic so I still behave like I'm 14, life's comfy minus pussay.

>90's kids
>old
Thanks for reminding me you guys are on vacation shitting up the boards again.
I needed a break from Sup Forums anyways.
>GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

32 here. my legs are stiff and the piss doesn't come as quickly as it used to.

>25 years old
>90’s end when you are 8 years old
If you were a kid in the 90’s you would be closer to 30

POO

Says the larping soyboy

>00 retards will never know what its like to live in a majority white country with the world at your fingertips
>10's retards will never know whats its like to watch TV and see nothing but White people and white interests represented.
>20's retards will never know what its like to be in a first world country

Feel good man, lived in the greatest country, during its greatest moment, in the best civilization to have ever existed.

Rejoice, for WE WERE THERE!

Bro I was born in the end of 95 (just turned 22) and I remember jackshit about the 90s so don't include me with them.

34 checking in...

Born in 94 whats it like having a conversation with a peer who isn't a self obsessed proxy shill. All the wisdom you need is in the mirror.

me and my buds still get together have some drinks and play Nintendo 64. We all have jobs and some of us have families. Life is pretty enjoyable.

Laugh all you want, bro, but I kid you not I just blinked and I went from 21 to 30 just like that. Donno where that fucking decade even went...

It's gonna be you before you know it.

Being born in that decade doesn't mean you're a (decade)'s kid. I was born in 1986, I have maybe 1-2 memories of those four years. That doesn't make me an 80s kid, I was a 90s kid. If you were born in 1995 you aren't a 90s kids you're a 2000s kid.

Born in 96 I'm more of an 00s kid who was poor and lived off 90s tech his whole childhood.

30 a few days ago bro. I know that feel, same fucking thing.

What a cuck attitude. Instead of being a pathetic leach you should fight to make the future good for our children. Assuming you aren't a soy boy cuckold and are actually planning on having kids one day.

>90s retards actually believe this fake, revisionist, rose-tinted delusion

Being technically a millennial I despise my entire generation.

The way young people post shit all over social media baffles me, and I can't figure out why people watch 'youtubers'.

It seems that everyone is engaged in a game of one-upmanship but instead of being superior to others they try to prove how much of a victim they are.

And let's not even get started on tinder.

>70s oldfag here.
>Why is the 90s kids wearing a downhill skiiing suit?

The 90s were the last "good" decade. It wasn't the best by far though.

Just turned 27 even though I was 19 a year ago. How do i tap the breaks on this thing? Im serious.

This. The 80s were a silver age age, and the 90s its twilight. Americas golden age was the immediate postwar, and europe the belle epoch.

I can empathise mate. It is horrible being surrounded by complete spastics. Worst part is they are all oblivious. I guess that is the price be a sheep and have company or be a lone wolf. The red pills come at a price as with everything. No one ever wins

30 here. A second ago i was 24 WTF
Also say goodbye to joints if you gym regularly with weights.

if your 22 then your not mid 20s are you

power rangers gave me yellow fever

>t. brainlet who didn't know how to lift

This is the worst feel, it goes by way to quick, like when you're half asleep and hitting the snooze button and somehow 10 minutes mysteriously goes by in what feels like 10 seconds. The best years of your life goes by and you can't remember any good memories.

still getting plenty of erections though

4.5pl8 dead
2.5pl8 bench
3pl8 squat
1.5pl8 OHP motherfucker, year in year out constant.

im good :) my birthday is tomorrow I will be 30. However I have noone to celebrate with as I have lost all my friends from failing to hide my powerlevel since trump got elected.

Ageism is ineffective???

One post by this dumbass, it's a slide.

>slide
no such thing m8, you're not that important.

32 here, white unmarried guy, no savings. I dunno I'm just banking on UBI, commie health care, etc., since that's the way things seem to be going anyway so fuck it then.

Working hard just for money is ok I guess but it would be nice to feel a part of something, proud of something, and in this culture and society there's no option for me outside of things like Identity Europa. All of these are decades away from practical application, so I'm just waiting out the clock without hope or goals.

I'm 34 and feel like I'm gettin old this year. I got random pain and spasms all over all the sudden. Thank god I'm good looking and chicks dig me. I'm an otherwise complete train wreck of a person.

92 here.

I have learned everything is bullshit. Make everyone else believe your bullshit and you win. The rule of the game is to do anything it takes to better yourself and get what you want at the expense of others.

Its what me parents did and what pretty much everyone I knew growing up did.

I'm cleaning it now. Half my storage space is broken so I got stuff everywhere.

37 here, no friends, shit job, going bald and can't get up anymore due to years of porn addiction

This is pretty pathetic. 28, married and a six year old, me and wife fully employed and college degree. I'm debt free. She has a little left. Working in our fields which aren't arts or humanities. Fully benefits, about fifteen k in the bank. Comfortable, not rich but fulfilled

This. And '86 checking in too. Body not broken but a little rough around the edges.
Why the fuck is this on Sup Forums?
sage.

30 years old. Feels good to be this age, able to make good money, working hard, and having time and enough capital to get rich in the next big crash.

I sometimes think this life would be nice, but I don' deeply envy you. I have an uncle who passed up a marriage offer from a woman and lived with his mom till she died then lived alone, now in his late 60s, and is going to die in a shitty apartment alone. I get the impression he isn't bitter or a failure, but just doesn't care. Probably something genetic I got. Good for you though, I feel happy for people in your position, not bitter or jealous.

19 here. I embrace my Dutch heritage and will not mix with anyone who doesn't have that background, 6'4", blue eyes, brown-blonde hair, and hate Toronto with a passion. Just a few more years at the browned Canadian universities and then I'll find a white company to work for and live outside a small white town. Fuck diversity. Fuck multiculturalism. Fuck refugees. Fuck my grandparents for not having the balls to keep celebrating the true Dutch Christmas. And most of all fuck niggers for taking that away from me.

Ligaments son didn’t they tell you to stretch the ligaments.

Go to gymnastics thread on /asp/ before it’s too late

Lol awkward I was shitposting somewhere else. Totally serious here though.

I laugh at those guys deadlifting/ssquatting hundreds of kilos they are gonna be fucked i gym a lot but have dropped my max weights down per exercise

Hey dude. I met a guy in his 50's.

He just had a kid with a woman in her early 30's and got out of school figuring out what he wanted to do.

All I can say is idk about you but he told me some awesome things

>Life doesn't matter
>I did this because I finally figured its what I wanted to do
>Who cares what happens to others or what they do. Your life is yours. You can do what ever.
>Never judge anyone because you already know that you judge yourself more than anything, and people that are worth judging don't care what you think

You can do what ever you want man. God speed cause we aren't going anywhere fast. Even the assholes that pretend. Everyone just becomes someone else's food.

dude breast milk lmao

t. 1993

1990

I exercise on a regular basis, so nothing really makes me look or feel old. Honestly doesn't feel any different than when I was in college.

I make decent money, so that's different I guess.

37 here. Growing up in the 80s and 90's ruled! This is now a nostalgia thread

>88
Don't worry user kek shows the true posters

>tfw turned 30 this tuesday and had the most shit birthday week ever

Very

>le ironic depression

Just kill yourself already you sack of shit, you're like 20 years overdue lmao

Oh my sweet summer child

Yeah totally fucked - kill all boomers NOW!

37 checking in, it's pretty bad.

born in 80, the first Millenial, I feel like I am going pretty strong, will be in the 40s in 3 years. feels good. fuck gen z btw.

At least they haven't tried to remake the goonies yet.

I thought I was gonna kill myself a few years back

now im rich from bitcoin

kek. crazy how life goes i guess.

Feels bad, man.

The first step is acceptance

Now, you can overcome it user.

>Tel-aviv-vision
>White/European interests
Jews have owned media companies since before we were born, they don't promote anything for our wellbeing.

>35 yo from Vancouver here
Still feel like I did at 20 YO. I think it's all the green tea I've been drinking

Fuck you too shitdick. I chose to serve my country while you haven't made a man of yourself yet and you're almost 40 fucking years old.

Well, Happy Happy Birthday!!
We are your friends :)

3 years is a long time fucknuts. I've done my time, I've served over 18 months red pilling on this godforsaken board. while you were in diapers, I was redpilling Centrists left and right prior to the election. Without me, you are nothing, and you're whole generation is NOTHING.

You look a bit rough for 35.

...

doing pretty well to be honest

>29 y/o
>6 figure tech job
>live near the beach and surf often
>grew up with the internet
>social skills much higher than 2000s kids who grew up on smartphones
>weightlift, jiu jitsu
>still find time daily for video games
>have slept with around 100 women, have a constant rotation of young women who are addicted to my masculinity


It's really great to be honest. Growing up in the 90s gave me the perfect mix of old and new world skills. I know the value of demanding physical exercise, I am socially capable, and also very technical. Gen Xers consistently feel threatened by me in the workplace because they know they're inadequate. The 2000s kids are all cucked soyboys and SJWs with crippling anxiety. Feels good to be a 90s kid.

We should cure aging within 30 years, not really concerned about time, just minimizing regrets.

Mmmm. Cheetos.

Yet.

I'm surprised i made it past 25.

I’m about to join the military.

On one hand congrats on making the most of opportunities, on the other fuck off this board you self absorbed braggart, you were twelve when the nineties ended.

33 here, such synergy.
Fresh as a flower.

42 next year lads lol

just fucking kill me

I'm 28.

Finished my MBA this year, have a neat job. Currently living with parent's to save for a downpayment on a house or a condo.

Really no issues except no gf. I go on dates 2 or 3 times a month but none of them interest me.

Would be super happy except my ex and I haven't talked for months. Could be engaged to her bf for all I know.

Working is nice though, Saturdays are super comfy when they are your only full day off.

I'm 35 now. I remember when I turned 29 how "old" I felt. Now I wanna be 29 again. Enjoy yourself, make the best of what you got left because soon enough you will be 60 wishing you were 42 again and how dumb you feel for not appreciating the earlier time you had.

Make the best of it now before you regret wanting to be 42 again.

I'll be 30 next year. I feel fucking ancient.

Same boat, sage advice, utterly failing to live up to it.

29 I don't remember the last 7 years

29 single degree but only part-time job 101K saved
thanks for making me feel a little better

I'm actually very kewel.
You, on the other hand, are a faggot!

I'm 18 hehe

I'm 28, would definately go back to '90s if only to get rid of my back pains. Sometimes it feels like my muscles are trying to crush my backbone. :( And I kind of miss all the old memes.

27 and ready to kms any day now :D

/thread

90's kids should be almost 30 now. I don't know why every generation larps as a 90's kid.

Wait, yes I do, becuase it's the last generation to have something resembling a childhood.

Shit im an 80's kid and you
yungins are all faggots, what happened?

>35 reporting in

I’m 36 and my balls are already approaching my knees

Social media happened you blind old bat.

do it anyway