So I've been thinking about this ever since I saw it on opening night: this film is the perfect example of how the sjw mindset infects and spreads like cancer. It starts with the noble goal of wanting to provide solid role models for people deemed under represented. We see this in TFA and Rogue One...they feel like rough approximations of Star Wars movies but have different demographics in leading roles. Even though they look different and sometimes speak like retarded, adderall-fueled millenials, the characters still, more or less, act like people who could exist in the same universe as Alec Guiness' Kenobi.
But that's never enough.
It's not good enough to have a diverse cast of main characters. These people want to absolutely destroy everything that's good and well-liked from the past because in their mind, the past is where bad thoughts and bad people come from. If the great unwashed masses saw good in the traditional things, then they might not want to buy into the new, progressive way. That's why this 2.5 hour long piece of pure schlock is the mess that it is: the director (AND SOLE FREAKING SCREENWRITER) wanted to undo everything that people wanted. Instead of having the hotshot pilot and the turncoat trooper experience a character arc from their spots in the previous movie, he made every male a bumbling idiot and then added heroism that scaled with the darkness of their skin or the thickness of their accent. Instead of explaining who or why the bad guy is, he added a 40 minute nonsensical anti-capitalist tirade right in the middle that accomplished nothing. Instead of sharing with the audience what the hell the force was doing, every other line was post-modernly ironic and completely at odds with the severity of the situation. Nothing mattered except transferring the Jesus allegory from Luke to Leia and shoehorning more messages about socialism, feminism, and intersectionality.
This happened to Star Wars just like everything else...Reddit and movie review sites are filled with left-leaning people falling over themselves clapping hysterically about how this movie "tore down our expections" One mouth-breather said it was refreshing to see that nothing seemed to be too dramatic and that the characters were just there experiencing things. We just wanted to see new and interesting things being done by new and old characters together in a familiar setting but that's now offensive somehow...
Andrew Cooper
I had fun. Quit overanalyzing it, it's fucking Star Wars. Turn off your brain and just watch the sci-fi action.
Thomas Evans
ALL sci-fi is garbage now. The big three, star trek is shitted. Star wars is a commie fuck fest. Dr who is now a women and most likely bi sexual but mostly a lezbo. ALL three are fucked beyond repair, just like our culture , race, nation and children. So I ask you faggots...is there anything left fighting for? Besides of course revenge.
Dominic Nguyen
Powerful womyn, every white character is bad (or at least deeply flawed), every minority character is good, capitalism is bad, glorifies suicide bombing on 2 occasions, etc. And fucking cringe dialogue and cheap laughs. Pretty transparent what this was. Franchise is dead to me.
Matthew Johnson
The Soyim speaks. Go cut some more grass FAGGOT.
Adam Hernandez
>So I ask you faggots...is there anything left fighting for?
Lulz
Jayden Diaz
here's the thing...it's just this director. rogue one was actually pretty compelling. the story was way more coherent and the universe was fun. This guy was like a fucking terorist blowing up a beloved franchise
Alexander Sanchez
Wrong. Rogue one was anti-white man sjw fest also.
Andrew Rogers
>These people want to absolutely destroy everything that's good and well-liked from the past get with the times, things change boomer, put up or shut up
Ian Davis
I’ve heard it’s literally GURL POWER: the movie
Ryder Peterson
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Brody Murphy
>caring about a film for kids grow the FUCK up !
Oliver Sanchez
T;L;D;R
I'm not going into details - it's too horrible.
So horrible that when Bernard Spillsberry examined the residual shambles of the bungalow, he said it was more gruesome than anything even he'd ever seen. That, from a great pathologist with unique experience constitutes a warning not to be ignored...
>It starts with the noble goal of wanting to provide solid role models for people deemed under represented
Whether or not this is a noble goal is debatable. I think "muh role model" gotta look like me is overblown.
I have two objections. Firstly, they take a lazy approach and demand others do the work for them. You want role models? Create them yourself. Secondly, they demand changes to existing stories. So, it isn't that they simply want role models, they want to eradicate those that already exist when they appeal to those in the political out group.
Nolan Sanders
Stop starting sentences with "So,"
Dominic Reyes
"I'll never buy an EA game again!" >3 months later, buys an EA game
"I'll never watch Star Wars again!" >Goes to see next franchise film on opening night
STOP PAYING FOR THIS SHIT AND IT WILL STOP HAPPENING.
Daniel Jones
im all for it crumbling. Idont give a di=hit anymore
Nathaniel Rivera
So like i just want to like tell you that i like start sentences the way i want, innit?
Ryan Murphy
Captain Phasma was such a shit.
Can't believe how much they hyped that character up then cried sexism when she wasn't hailed by fans as the next Boba Fett.
Boba Fett developed a cult following because he was cool and fans liked him. Phasma was ignored because they tried like mad to ram her down our throats and she fucking SUCKED.
Dylan Barnes
I think it was the name more than anything. Captain Phasma sounds like a comic book character.
It honestly seems like they've gone out of their way to shit on the previous movies, especially on Luke - whether that's because they thought shitting on him would make Rey look better (gurl power wooh!) or because the jews actively despise the Christ-like heroic mythos I'm not sure.
Liam Anderson
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Isaiah Walker
No.
It's Anti-White social engineering.
James Brown
daily reminder that hollywood peaked in the 20th century and all of speilburg and luca's pacing is a direct rip off of john ford
watch this scene from the 1930s, no CGI and it blows the pants off any of this escapist fake reality crap that liberals have to escape to because the past is racist and we are all just taxpaying biological units
Jaxon Miller
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Xavier Wilson
Rian and his buddies can talk all they want about this being his vision and his vision alone. It's bullshit. Disney's marketing department and the remnants of the Lucas braintrust are still running the show. I guarantee you for every page of the script that was solely Rian's there were ten that were by committee. I know. I've worked on big IPs like this. inb4 larpingfaggot
Jordan Diaz
>Turn off your brain
Return to Reddit.
Zachary Robinson
You're definitely a larping faggot but that doesn't mean you're wrong.
Angel Morris
> Went to see the new Star Wars with Sister and brother in law becuase I need to maintain some semblence of normalcy > Beyond the cinematic failings of the film (all of it), the SJW craps didn't bother me as much as what happened next > During certain scenes where the "good guys win" and "badassery" happens, people fucking clapped > A SIZEABLE PORTION OF THE AUDIENCE FUCKING CLAPPPED AND CHEERED A MOVIE
It was at that point I just laughed. I couldn't believe it. These are the people voting and making decisions in our society. It was surreal, I thought it was just a Sup Forums and Sup Forums meme to make fun of dumb Americans, but it happened. I don't even know. . . Also my sister said before we went in "I know I'll like the movie because I like it when girls kick butt". She is a PM building hospitals.
Hunter Martinez
>he thinks the memes about america aren't real this place is an open air lunatic asylum
Brayden Thompson
>turn off your brain
John Rodriguez
you're fucking retarded...my post isn't about the movie...it uses the movie as an illustration.
Logan Ramirez
when will you all white boi pucci stop playing with jews history is there for a reason
Ethan Rivera
Chewbacca is a vegetarian now. Yep
Luis Lopez
american goyim are all willfully ignorant because of all the gibs, once those are gone something may happen
Christian Evans
>saw it on opening night
You, sir, are part of the problem.
Xavier Rodriguez
>no one's posted the milkies scene yet
Sebastian Ross
it was a fine stupid movie, this thread is aspy cringe
Eli Hall
Please no
Kill yourself soyboy
Easton Diaz
>muh pop culture is getting pozzed >i give up
Once all this shit is seen as irrelevant tripe by the majority, that's when the fun really begins. People rediscovering where they came from, who they are, and where they're headed.
Kevin Thomas
someone give me a link to the movie.
Evan James
It's definitely immersion breaking.
Aiden Rogers
Idiots can't stop themselves. They just can't say no and stick with it. This is why the kikes win.
Oliver Foster
>Is there anything left fighting for? The Emperor's Light.
Justin Long
Brand loyalty is a cancer
Christian Evans
You got it and they know it
Connor Jenkins
gayest part of movie but holy fuck noice get
David Harris
>caring about a multi-million dollar franchise that influences children is childish hang yourself
Dominic Taylor
Fuck your white patriarchal Star Wars. White people don't even deserve movies. You should be enslaved and raped to death while we film sequel after sequel to Dolemite and Blacula on the ashes of your civilization.
Jeremiah Bailey
is it a bad thing that i liked it
Cameron Young
>is it a bad thing that i liked it despite seeing evrything this movie was pushing
Purple hair lady pissed me off when she popped up, asian girl kissing black man pissed me off
but i fucking loved it
Kayden Murphy
Came to say this. I WANT this shit to happen, because people do not like this Jewish bullshit. Nobody I know likes this, and yet the blue checkmark faggots are sputtering how fantastic this kiked garbage is. I feel that they're faltering. I turned off most of this shit 5 years ago and then ALL of it ~2 years ago. Others are on the same path, just a little behind the curve to us.
Kevin Diaz
>Others are on the same path, just a little behind the curve to us. They're not though. People are still paying/watching for all this shit and thinking that complaining about it online will change it. No way will most Americans cut the cord or cancel Netflix. They'll just put up with it and their impotent indignation (which is what this thread is) will be wholly ignored
Only way to change it is to stop giving money to the machine
Nathaniel Torres
what is there deal with destroying the entertainment meant to keep us distracted, i might have time to focus on other things now you want to ruin every piece of pop culture to push your political ideology .
Luke Walker
Turn it OFF, GOY!
Xavier Fisher
Junkies bro they are literally Jew junkies.
Jacob Green
I was sad the Luke died in this one
NOOOOO!!!!!
Levi Perry
If you're looking for role models in movies and fiction in general...you are retarded.
Ayden Flores
I agree with you, I never was a too crazy fan of star wars, but now I hate it and would never pay to watch this movies. I hate SJWs and all the change they bring with them.
Aaron White
>Turn off your brain
Cameron Hughes
>it's fucking Star Wars
Yeah it's just the most iconic monomythical tale in Western canon that has influenced millions of lives and is held as one of the most important stories of our culture at this point in perpetuating Western alue and archetypes of virtue and heroism.
Owen Sanders
>Turn off your brain That's how it starts
Sebastian Myers
Currently sitting at 57% audience score on rotten tomatoes. The PC jew has ruined another great franchise.
Parker Carter
Yet it will still make billions
Justin White
Disney destroyed the Star Wars franchise with episode 7. I never thought I would actually miss George Lucas' vision of Star Wars, but I do.
Noah Wright
No, it really wasn't anti white man at all, just because the lead was a white woman and a white-hispanic man.
Remember it was the stupid nigger woman who said the mission was pointless and nigger and big nosed arab dude who said they couldn't win so why try, and mostly white men who volunteered to go with her and a white squadron leader who provided air support/led the cavalry.
Michael Young
Postmodernism is the way of the sjw
Elijah Wright
All i know is Kylo is /our guy/ 100% and 1466 long live Sheev
Sebastian Hughes
All sci fi he says. Warhammer still the most red pilled world. We also had Blade Runner come out recently that was pretty cool.
Robert Clark
With SJW's the gap between more and enough never closes. They'd prefer to have an all black transexual star wars where the bad guy is their dad.
Cooper Hernandez
>The big three, star trek is shitted. Star wars is a commie fuck fest. Dr who is now a women and most likely bi sexual but mostly a lezbo. All of these were leftist trash since the beginning. Star Trek was the wet dream of the UN. Star Wars was about jewish communist revolutionaries taking down the evil Aryan empire. Dr. Who is British. All degenerate and contained the seeds of this since they were created
Dylan Brooks
>1466 kek
I expected Snoke to be a red herring. I wonder now he's dead, what his deal was? Just the George Lincoln Rockwell to Sheev's Hitler?
I don't know why, but during their week long texting session, and the throne room battle, I did hope Rey would become Kylo's fashy waifu. Of course Finn would rescue/BLACK her in ep9, but I though the kikes would at least throw out some GoT-style shock value..
Dylan Scott
Star Trek is pretty more modern day conservative which is what moderate liberals of the day were by today's standards.
The idea of race, sexuality, or gender not being an issue, and what matters is your actions....is poison to a liberal today. It removes the idea of oppression which they thrive on.
John Torres
>STOP PAYING FOR THIS SHIT AND IT WILL STOP HAPPENING. I pirate the movies like a nigger.
Jacob Roberts
Expect WH40K to be the next main target. Either ramping up the 'absurd comedy' or 'irony,' or trying to sincerely poz it in charactedr.
Jacob Morales
This movie was 100% leftist propaganda, to the point where it completely overshadowed the actual relevant plot.
The entire excursion with muh nigger and muh asian woman was just to show how evil rich people are. It was totally irrelevant to the plot, except to frame "the resistance" as poor people.
The purple haired air head that became captain of the ship only existed in the movie to tell the viewer "actually people like this are even more morally superior, even if they act retarded".... It was totally pointless... except to moralize at the audience.
The arc with luke on the island (and even yoda); the whole point of it was to tear down the idea of rules and structure. That what's good and bad is something you feel in your heart; and unrelated to knowledge or thinking or rules.
It's like the writes said "fuck starwars mythos; we're going to tell people OUR mythos".
And does anybody really believe that luke would consider murdering his student in cold blood while he slept???
What the fuck were they thinking??
Thomas Garcia
>that pic
Brandon Murphy
>modern day conservative Yeah, which means degenerate leftist shit
Andrew Ross
Only ethical way to view them now kek
Austin Thompson
>I did hope Rey would become Kylo's fashy waifu tfw no qt jedi empress gf to conquer the galaxy with
Julian Hughes
It had literal book burning. I wanted to vomit
Michael Myers
If the kikes were smart they'd leave our entertainment alone so we'd be permanently distracted. But instead they're shitting all over it and forcing us to focus our energy on politics instead. When they ruin sci-fi, when they ruin video games, when they ruin comic books, when they ruin Warhammer, when they ruin MTG, when they ruin every fucking thing that white men like, then all we have left is Sup Forums. Let's see how well that turns out for them. So far it's gotten them Trump. But apparently they still haven't learned a goddamned thing.
Camden Perez
Star Wars was always multicultural shit. It was bound to happen.
Tyler Gray
Posting underrated best girl
Shame they killed her off
Juan Long
esp now it's confirmed they could have a super-saiyan baby without incest. Alas, she'll probably get dyked next movie by a new muzzie character. SAD!
Nice Wojack!
Adam Sullivan
They're accelerating, because they are on the clock. They need to set the European and North American demographic winters and take free speech / citizen armament before Identitarian-related thoughts get anywhere close to 20%
David Garcia
>pic but user a shitload of music openly glorifies satan and satanism
>but user a shitload of music openly glorifies satan and satanism Real satanists like SJWs about as much as the alt-right does. t.real satanist
Julian Brooks
I went to see it earlier today. There was literally a Jew in my audience wearing a kippa, but he was oddly quiet the entire time. I waited for him to leave to ask him thoughts on the record, but get this, it was a mannequin. I hadn't patroned this theater before, turns out they dedicate one seat in each screening room to the memory of Holocaust victims.
Jaxson Martinez
>they dedicate one seat in each screening room to the memory of Holocaust victims. That's insane. Where's the theater?
Luis Walker
>Turn off your brain
Grayson Gray
>COURAGE AND HONOR AND GLORY ASTARTES!!!
Chase Baker
>I would actually miss George Lucas' vision of Star Wars, but I do.
I get the rebel force was basically the leftovers but holy shit there were so many women in the rebel side. looks like all the men got blasted to shit by the first order hahaha
Lincoln Edwards
im happy that all the sjw virtue signals were inclusive