KO NO SU BA

Megumin doesn't actually have an "Avalon" tattoo right?

Nope

Yes, she has. She wants the Kazudick, everyone knows that

How old is she?

Still, nobody has posted proof.

Megumin is pure until proven otherwise.

45

Very ripe age for consensual sex!

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>KO NO SU BA
I want to slap your shit you fucking idiot.

I started watching this show today (currently at the end of S1) expecting Megumin to be the best girl like Sup Forums said, but I fell for Aqua instead.

What now?

Don't worry user, shit taste doesn't kill.

She only gets better

>fell for Aqua
>666

How does it feel knowing your wife is dumber than a post?

please just spell it konosuba so it can be ctrl+f'd with ease, thanks

Good to know.

I'll take it as a good omen. Hail Satan.

MUH

>I fell for Aqua

well you get to learn all about the axis church in the next 4 episodes, and learn why no one who is say, is in love with, or wants to be within 40 miles of someone who worships your "waifu"

yes, the axis cult is just PERFECT for a goddess with an INT stat of 1.

> well you get to learn all about the axis church in the next 4 episodes
> When blue boards turn into Axis shitposting central
Oh boy. I can't wait.

HIDE AXIS THREADS
IGNORE AXIS POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO AXIS POSTERS

TINY

JAP

I just watched the episode and now I want to marry Eris. She's pretty much perfect.

She has no tits and would probably die in childbirth. Kinda risky bet.

except she has been stripped of her underwear in front of lowly humans more than once

she's not eligible for marriage anymore, user

Iris is the true best girl. Kazuma's VA agrees.

She still has bigger tits than Megumi, and her hips looked fine for children.

But no one knows it was her, so it's okay, also in a pervert who gets off to that kind of play.

>entire appeal of the series is not having boring generic moeblob girls
>liking Iris above all

Why even start watching Konosuba if this is your taste

Not fair, you can judge a penis when is soft.

Iris is for marriage and the main trio for having fun

>Kaz got a katana
>it was too long
>he made it into a tanto instead of a wakizashi
Fucking explain this bullshit, or I drop.

He only put points in short blades.

I don't get it either
Eris and Iris are the kind of girls you can find in any other generic LN,

Her hips are similar to those of a 10y old boy.

But the katana is part of the peace time daisho while the tanto is part of the war time daisho.

WHERE MY Sup ForumsXIS CULT NIGGAS AT

>this is what dicklets actually believe

When will they learn?

Fuck off weeb.

wasn't there a study that said women actually
judge more harshly based on flaccid size than erect size?

She has a tattoo. I've never seen anyone post a passage from the WN proving it says Avalon though. I think in the LNs they mention every Crimson Demon gets a number tattoo at birth. Yunyun's is in an embarrassing place.

Knowing what she wears and the fact that we couldn't see it yet, it must be around her butthole.

Flaccid penises arent very aesthetic, if you were to judge them its their ugly looks not their size.

I will never understand Irisfags. It seems we are destined to be enemies.

Women are retarded.

Lewd mutual head patting

>study says that women actually judge

Megumin's is on her butt somewhere, but it could be a tramp stamp or on a cheek or something. Yunyun's is probably under one of her cowtits or her inner thigh or something. Then again, official art might just be holding back because the author hasn't actually stated what the tattoos look like or where they are in the LNs.

>Hand holding while wishing for everyone to be together
>Non-sexual sleeping together
>Mutual hair stroking

Somebody stop these lewd konosubas. Their sickness might spread.

>they get tattoo at birth
>someone at the the crimson village put tattoos on the buttcheeks and inner thighs of newborn baby girls
Reminder that this show was written by a woman.

Eris at least serves the purpose of being Aqua's foil.

You made the patrician's choice, well done.

I'm looking forward to "who could be behind this post" pics.
IT'S JUST FUCKING WATER
CAN'T YOU SEE? ARE YOU BLIND?
W A T E R! A Q U A

Most moeblobs won't slay a dragon for you. Some will but not all

Please dont make this another penis thread.

>having a boring wife you can't have fun with

rip me, mine can go inwards sometimes when flaccid.

It funny that it got melted at one point and aqua have to regenerated/recreated it and kazuma was checking if it got smaller but maybe aqua might have given him an upgrade.

Arm yourself with this image

Better than a abortion thread.

What a fucking cunt. You don't just laugh at a man's penis like that you stupid bitch. How many dicks has that cocksucker sucked to fucking show this kind of reaction.

>author: Natsume Akatsuki (a fucking woman)
>for males- comedy (a fucking woman making a comic book for men)

That little fuckface should have her head smashed to the fucking ground. Couldn't expect any better from a WOMAN zipperhead writing to be quite honest senpai.

Why that anonymous poster sure looks beautiful and intelligent.

t. microdick poster

Enough dicks, post semen demons

t.nihonjin

I'm at loss of what you mean by this.

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Impressive numerals.

How crazy is the Axis cult?

They are scammers, not crazy.

AXIS CULTISTS ARE GOOD KIND PEOPLE WHO ARE PERSECUTED

I'd just like to inform that all who insult Aqua shall suffer divine retribution so their toilets won't flush anymore.

I just realized but that's the pose she's doing on the bed while I'm fucking her while holding down one of her arms.

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The towel drop and laugh are anime original.

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They throw rocks at the Eris cult's church. Then they go through its bread line multiple times to get bread to hand out in the name of the Axis cult. Their doctrine is basically "do whatever you want all the fucking time, don't worry about the consequences. Also praise Aqua."

Sounds like Aqua alright.

man how little of a dick do you have to get this buttblasted

You forgot the:
>Piss on a grave to make sure the dead don't rise again
>FUCK UNDEAD

Sounds pretty good to me. praise Aqua

Yeah, I forgot it. That's not so different from Eris cult apparently though.

>Demon or Undead? Off with their head!
>Living or Divine? Sounds just fine!

In the WN Eris wins right?
Is there a LN winner already though?

I don't recall this being in the novel. You remember which one it came from?

WN from what I've gathered is
>The gang is still pretty much hanging out at the mansion/doing their thing
>Megumin gets Yunyun to teleport her to the Demon Lord's castle every day for explosion
>Duckness waiting for Kazuma's proposal
>Aqua being Aqua
>Kazuma registered Eris' chamber as a teleport destination and goes to hang out

AKA status quo end. LN isn't over yet.

She's fast for a christmas cake.

Vol 5, Chapter 2, part 6

Good choice, Satan-kun.

SAME PERSON

> very fast guildmaster finding quests at incredible hgih speed

Megumin's tattoo is mentioned in the bath scene, Kazuma sees it through a gap in her towel. Megumin threatens to reveal the location of Yunyun's tattoo in volume 5 part 2. Yunyun is shit talking Explosion Magic.

Kazuma told Aqua that he wants to make a harem, she gets angry (I wonder why) and kicks him out of the house and tells him to come back after he cools his head.

Axis are beautiful innocent children! Eris cultist spread bad rumours about them, because they don't like when Axis tries to get ahead.
But the poor, honest and hard working Axis cultists need only faith in Aqua to be good humans.

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>Axis are beautiful innocent children! Eris cultist spread bad rumours about them, because they don't like when Axis tries to get ahead.

Sounds like a bunch of niggers

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Acorn-dick, confirmed.

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I unironically love this part
The animation is cute and expressive
I don't even think Aqua is best but that part was pretty good

That sounds like my kind of religion.
Praise Aqua!

What sort of DEEN magic is this?