Konosuba

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazooooooooooooooooooooooooomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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Kuzuma

Hai Hai Kazuma desu

KAZUMA-SAMA

Please stop bullying Aqua, she is a good girl

It's only been two days Aqua fuck off

she dindu nuffin!

PeeeeeRuuuuuuuuSooooooooooooooNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAqua.

>damegamiposting

youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c

So we can assume she likes them big right?

New chapter leak:
> The demon king stood before us.
> There was no way I would allow this monster to get away!
> Our two respective groups faced each other in an intense silence.
> "Prepare to be defeated, demon king! By my Holy Name and the strength of my people,"
> "I'll send you back."
> "I will not let you wait what?"
> "This relic here. It restores people to their rightful place. I'll give it to you, and you return to heaven."
> "Your vile temptations can't WelpThisIsItIHadALotOfFunKazumaBye!"
> And thus I whisked away back to heaven. Thank you for the Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
> ~~~~~The End~~~~~

Are there other good isekai anime?
And I know about anime about Toyota sperging out over elf princess, but I'm looking for something with less drama.

Even worse than the *teleports behind you* Chunchunmaru pasta

>Kuzuma
>Kizuma
>Kisama

have a (Kisama)

Thank you, thank you. I do try.

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KAZUMA REEEEEE

I want to tongue Aqua's pristine anus.

chunchunmaru

What about a pink Aqua?

Heresy

Lazy godess, destroy the dam already

post best girl

Water is not pink

It's not blue either

"OK"

>implying the Chunchunmaru pasta was bad

Only the cocks of literal gods can impress her.

Ummm

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> Implying my pasta is even finished
T. Aruefan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_of_water

Hahaha what a stupid post.

This is why talking with non-Axis heathen is a pain.

> That little bitch! She ran away, just like that?
> This was real bad. With Aqua gone the tables were against us for sure! We needed an escape, fast.
> "Megumin!"
> "Right! Explo~~AAH!"
> "OSMOSE"
> Damn it! A low level magic siphoning spell was all it took to shut Megumin down.
> Darkness stepped in.
> "Don't worry Kazuma! These fiends will know the wrath of my sword soon enough."
> The demon king and his retinue just stood there. They clearly knew that Darkness was harmless if you didn't attack her.
> The demon king smiled.
> "They'll make fine pets."
> He turned to me.
> "As for YOU, troublesome adventurer..."
> " DEAT- "

Her horrid screeching is starting to turn me on.

> The afterlife.
> A revolving door system for cursed heroes like me.
> The Demon King's death curse inflicted its victim with an incredible pain until they gave up and died.
> I wasn't going to stick around for that. As soon as Aqua left we were doomed anyway.
> Normally Eris would be here to greet me, but her throne was empty.
> Looking around I heard a distant commotion.
> Heaven isn't usually this noisy.
> With no one to chaperone me I headed towards the source of the racket.
> "No! I'm not going! I returned to heaven, so my work there is done!"
> Aqua was gripping onto her throne. Several angels were struggling to pull her off.
> " Aah! You can't make me go! I won't go!"
> Nearby, Eris pleaded for Aqua to return.
> "Senpai please! You said you'd help me with the demon king!"
> "He's dead! The world is saved and I've returned victorious! Now leave me alone and-- Hey! Kazuma! What are you doing here?"
> Ugh. This bitch.

> "What do you mean 'what am i doing here'??? You ran off at the demon king's first temptation and left us to die, remember?"
> "Don't be silly! You could take him! I had faith in you! Let go!"
> "Like hell I could! He took me down with his firs-- uhh --crazy overpowered ultimate attack!"
> "That's not my fault! You should have levelled up more. We all tried to tell you~ah!"
> One of the smaller angels grabbed something she shouldn't have and got a swift kick in the face.
> "Anyway help me out here, will ya?"
> "Like hell I'm going to help you! Stupid traitor goddess!"
> "Come on! I'll give you whatever you desire! immortality, money, sluts, godhood, just naaaame itttt"
> "Aren't you supposed to be a Goddess? What are you doing trying to tempt me in Heaven, of all places?"
> "Look! I'm going to give you the Sacred Sword of Aqua! So just take it and beat these guys up, will ya?"
> For a moment time seemed to stand still.
> I was bathed in a light so bright I had to close my eyes.
> When I opened them again, I held a sword in my hands.
> Not just a sword. The Sword. I couldn't explain how I knew it. This was The Blade that had known many names and seen many places. It was even in my world, for a time. Could it have been---?
> Everyone in the room stood still as if in awe.
> Taking this sacred relic, I walked over to the twisted mess of divinity.
> I raised up My Sword.
> And clubbed Aqua across her thick empty noggin.

Okay I'm bored now.

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I want to rape that goddess until she cries

Just like a plan.),

Post Aqua smile

It was like that for me since the beginning. In any case, Amamiya Sora is doing a great job.

care for a drink, user?

Only if it's your breast milk

why stop when she cries?

that's the atmosphere's reflection!

I'd drink a lot of things if they came from Aqua, just saying.

>hfw I stick it in her pooper

thats an overwhelmin amount of emotions

How can Aqua even drink alcohol if any liquid gets purified to water in her body?

nigga, did you come up with that shit, or part of the LN or something?

Aquas smugness irritates me

Even semen?

but greek gods have tiny cocks other than one of them (the hunter one if i remember right)

Color is a light reflection.

She can tone down her divinity filter when she wants.
She walks around hugging Wiz an entire hot summerday because Wiz is dead and cold, and Aqua finds her coolness pleasant. She then specifically says that she has adjusted her holy aura to not hurt Wiz, so she can come and stay in her room for the summer.

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Cute, Aqua is not for bully

Oh come on. Such a low quality fanfic even a blind retard could tell.

It is when you mix a little bit of blood and semen in it.

Selling one (1) Damegami.
Useful for water treatment and party tricks.

ME ME ME

Plz no bully! I enjoy the fanfic so much I have to write shitty fanfanfics to hurt you guys

Have any money? Not selling to poor people.

Post Aqua's armpits.

i aint blind but cripple yo! so it doesnt count you faggot!

does aqua poop

>toilet goddess

Aqua's intelligence might be a little below average, yeah, but that's a GODDESS' intelligence. She's easily smarter than just about anyone else there.

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>Vanir wasn't voiced by Kobayashi Yuusuke
Missed opportunity.

She pees pure springwater. So I suppose she poops something like icecubes or mineral rocks.

Maybe she poops filter paper?

Fuck off you shit-tier stalker girl.

How the fuck did Aqua survive being trampled by a bunch of lizards?
>Darkness survived because she's a TANK (was also likely healed by Aqua)
>Megumin didn't get trampled (likely the most fragile member)
>Aqua took it directly
>Kazuma died by falling out of a tree awkwardly (likely the 2nd most fragile member)

Is Aqua a TANK?

She has maxed stats from level 1 for being a Goddess. All she gets at level up are skill points.

Great thread, user.

4 seconds of this anime makes me want to try to watch it again... I'll do it for her

youtube.com/watch?v=6O2WSXez80o

but why is the dialogue and humor so forced and shitty?

Aqua has godlike stats in everything but luck and intelligence
She's also used to physical abuse

Her stats are all maxed out. She's the strongest member in the party, she just doesn't know how to apply those strengths.
Though at one point she non-chalantly challenges Kazuma to a fight, saying that if she buffs herself up, she'll crush him without contest. Which worries him a bit.

She doesn't have max stats. Her stats are just
>pit low luck
>low intelligence
>above average everything else

Basically the opposite of Kazuma.

>She doesn't have max stats.
Wrong.
>“How ignorant, Kazuma. Who do you think I am? Things like stats have already reached the maximum from the very start. My skill points were bountiful at the beginning, enough to learn all the banquet party tricks and all the skills of an arch priest. Comparing me to a normal adventurer you can find anywhere is a big mistake.”
>--This meant that no matter how much this girl leveled, her intelligence would not increase.

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More than likely, she'll screw up somewhere in the contest.

Indeed - I knew where it was in the LN, didn't feel like hunting down a screenshot from the show. Either way, poor Kazuma is fucked as far as ever trying to get the Dummygami to become smarter.

I'm reading book 1 chapter 1 from some fanfiction and I'm seeing...

>As I received my card with my name and the job ‘adventurer’ written on it with a heavy heart…

>“Eh? Huh~! What is with these numbers? Besides the lower than average intelligence, and luck which is pit bottom, the rest of your stats drastically exceeds the average! Especially your magic, it is abnormally high, who in the world are you…?”

>The counter lady screamed after looking at the card Aqua touched.

>The place was in an uproar.

Exceed the average is not MAXIMUM.

Unless this was retconned...

Well, they end up changing it to not being a fight but a contest in something, because Kazuma was genuinely afraid he would lose to her.
She does make a valid point that the tricks he used to fluster and beat darkness would have no effect on her, and that she has but skillpoints into reflect magic to counter his ropetricks.

LN 2, I literally quoted you the part from it.

What about a few chapters later when Kazuma learns you can level your mainstats through exp, and then wants Aqua to raise her int, only to realize she's stat capped

>Kazuma will eventually catch up to Aqua

>Implying Kuzuma will ever have the drive to power level that much

>Aqua is 'useless' retard that called all the lizards over to the group.
>Darkness is useless letting her fetishes put the group in danger
>Megumin only knows one spell. Gave your cool sword you just had made a shitty name without your knowing behind your back.

If I was Kazuma I'd disband the group and recruit Wiz, YunYun and Chris/Eris.

>YunYun
Fuck off YunYun, we know it's you.

At least Yun Yun is much prettier.

Wonder what friendless titbeast is behind this post

Remember, Aqua-sama is for breeding!

Does anyone actually find the female characters bearable?
My autism can't handle how they're complete shit at either magic cause she wastes it on parlor tricks, Chun girl is absolutely useless apart from blowing her load once a day and even then she's useless anywhere that isn't in the open and Darkness can't hit for shit and keeps getting sidetracked by lewdity.
Chun is best character though just cause she looks cute.
People who unironically like Aqua have brain problems.

Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la~

EXPLOSION!

Naisu bakuretsu.

KO
NO
SU
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>People who unironically like Aqua have brain problems.
How do you even like Konosuba while disliking Aqua?

I absolutely love Konosuba, it's fucking hilarious, the suffering is my favorite part.